Chapter 476: A Word Is a Certainty
"Where did you hear that, little ghost?"
Tang Bohu's lightly picked expression was slightly restrained, he was very famous, almost everyone at the time knew that he was excellent at both calligraphy and painting, but there were very few people who knew that he was painting very fast.
Su Hang smiled slightly:
"Tang Jieyuan doesn't need to think about it, he just needs to answer whether this son is yes or no."
Tang Bohu said:
"So what?"
Su Hang clapped his palms:
"Naturally, I asked Tang Jieyuan to teach this skill to my son."
"Teach you?"
When Tang Bohu heard this, he finally glanced at Su Hang with his eyes, and then said angrily:
"Little ghost, the hair hasn't grown up, and you also learn to paint from others? And I, Tang, never accept apprentices, I advise you to die of this heart. ”
"Who is going to be your apprentice?"
Su Hang also rolled his eyes and said-for-tat:
"I think I should make it very clear, I just want to learn your sketching method, so I want to be my master, maybe it's too beautiful."
What kind of character this guy is, Su Hang knows it very well, if he is put in the transit world, he will definitely be able to form a fox friend duo with Cheng right and wrong, which will make the chicken and dog restless.
Moreover, although Tang Bohu is indeed a masterpiece of calligraphy and painting, he is only at the top of the world.
Su Hang believes that whether it is Lu Miaozi, Hou Xibai, or even Shi Qingxuan, Danqing Miaobi will never be worse than him.
It's just that Lu Miaozi is holding "Theoretical Mechanics", "Mechanics of Materials" and other works, reading almost without sleep and eating, where is there any free time to teach Su Hang?
As for Shi Qingxuan, she and Shan Wanjing accepted the inheritance of the exercises, and they also did not have this leisure mood.
Originally, Su Hang could have found Haitang to teach him, but every time he studied, there was always a knife with a black face on one side.
Although with Su Hang's strength, it is almost easy to ignore this bit of cold air, but he is always watched by this resentful gaze, even Su Hang can't stand it after all, so he only learned a few basics and ran directly to the new world.
"Even if it's just that."
Tang Bohu looked at Su Hang with disgust:
"Instead of teaching a ghost to paint and calligraphy, I'd rather paint thirty paintings to pay off my debts......"
Seeing Tang Bohu's disgusted expression, Su Hang was also a little speechless.
I think that at the beginning, with this harmless face of humans and animals, even if he was not loved by everyone and flowers bloomed, how could he have been so disliked?
And twice!
Su Hang thought about it very seriously, and then came to a conclusion:
Everything is the fault of the world.
This is an unreliable world, and the characters in it are all a group of undisciplined guys, and the painting style is completely different, which is why he is so disliked.
Well, it must be so.
After figuring it out, Su Hang's expression suddenly eased a lot.
"It's really not negotiable? Even if I dismantle this guy and sink it into the river, I can't do it? ”
Tang Bohu replied categorically:
"It's not negotiable! In addition, if you want to sink, please help me write a couplet, one writes 'death is more than innocent', and the other writes 'death is not a pity', and talk about your heart. ”
"That's a shame."
Su Hang shook his head and sighed:
"Originally, I saw that although Tang Xie Yuan was forced to be free and easy, but in fact, his eyebrows were frowning, and the clouds were gloomy, which seemed to be a sign of restlessness in the house, and he planned to do his best.
Now it seems that this son is really nosy......"
"Wait!"
Tang Bohu's expression suddenly changed, and he grabbed Su Hang's shoulder and said:
"How do you know I'm restless?!"
His group of wives and concubines, even a few bad friends, have only heard of it, I don't know the specific situation, how did Su Hang know?
Su Hang dusted it lightly, flicked the claw on his shoulder away, and said with a smile:
"It seems that this son is right, what's the matter, has Tang Jieyuan changed his mind?"
"It's-"
Tang Bohu hesitated, Su Hang's words could be said to hit the nail on his head.
If someone can really help him solve those eight wives and concubines once and for all, not to mention just a few sketch skills, it is not impossible for him to teach his calligraphy and painting skills.
It's just that Tang Bohu glanced at Su Hang's small body again, and said suspiciously:
"Is there really a way you can help me?"
Su Hang smiled confidently:
"Try it, won't you know?"
With the addition of the longevity formula, Su Hang's confident expression can be said to be extremely contagious, and Tang Bohu, who has always been skeptical, can't help but have a little confidence in his heart at this time.
Besides, it's good to let Su Hang give it a try, it is a surprise to succeed, but there is no loss if it fails, so he promised:
"Okay, as long as you can help me put the eight ladies in order, I will teach you how to sketch."
"Then that's a deal?"
"It's a deal!"
"Wait, what about me?"
At this moment, Zhu Zhishan looked at the two of them apprehensively and asked out loud.
"You?"
Su Hang thought for a while and took out a letter from his arms:
"In this way, you can help me deliver a letter, and the arrears of 300,000 taels will be written off, how about it?"
"Just sending a letter?"
Zhu Zhishan looked at Su Hang suspiciously, although the time they had been together for a short time, he had already touched a bit of Su Hang's character, how could he let him go so easily?
Su Hang smiled slightly:
"Don't worry, it's really just a letter, as long as you keep your mouth tight enough, your life will not be in danger."
Although Zhu Zhishan doesn't learn and has no skills, he is not really stupid, and immediately said with a face like earth:
"Then there will still be a danger to life?"
Su Hang smiled slightly:
"Do you have any other options?"
Just when Zhu Zhishan took the letter in frustration, Su Hang clapped his hands and said:
"By the way, in order to prevent you from retracting halfway through, it's better for me to add some protection."
Zhu Zhishan's heart suddenly "popped", and a bad premonition arose, because what Su Hang said was exactly what he had planned.
Just before he could react, a black shadow flew out of Su Hang's hand and drilled into his mouth.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Zhu Zhishan immediately coughed violently.
You don't have to think about it to know that what Su Hang gave him was definitely not a perfect tonic pill.
It's just that the pill melts in his mouth, and no matter how much he coughs, he can't cough the pill out again.
"Rest assured, this is the world's first strange poison - seven days to die, no matter how strong the poisoned person's martial arts are, after seven days, he will definitely die of poison, and his whole body will fester."
Glancing at Zhu Zhishan's embarrassed appearance, Su Hang said casually:
"As for the antidote to laughing and half a step crazy, in addition to Ben Gongzi, only the recipient has a copy in his hand, what should I do next, I don't need Ben Gongzi to say it again, right?"
As soon as Su Hang's voice fell, Zhu Zhishan's figure had already disappeared into the courtyard.