"Maybe this tip just got me heading southwest!" The three madmen made up their minds in their hearts and simply didn't think about anything, anyway, no matter how much they thought about it, they couldn't think of anything. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Unfilial apprentice, beg the master, the ancestor bless me with something from this trip!" Before leaving, the three madmen waved into the air, and their mouths recited the words. Stepping back, closing the door, and leaving with a heavy heart.

The three madmen looked up at the sky, at noon in winter, the sun was not too dazzling, but it was still clear from east to west, north and south.

"Up the north, down the south, left west, right east, the southwest of the search, the southwest, the southwest?" Setting the direction right, the corners of the three madmen's mouths moved slightly.

To say that there is something and something in the southwest, but I have carefully passed it in the minds of the three madmen.

Wang Zhuang went to the southwest, where is the place where the three madmen go the most with the stones and the fat man on weekdays, where there is the famous wild goose pagoda on Zhuangzi.

Speaking of this wild goose pagoda has to have another mouthful, the ancient Chinese for the location of the Zhuangzi and the surrounding feng shui layout is very good, and this wild goose pagoda is the old people's oral transmission of feng shui to gather wealth of the town, so the children on the Zhuangzi come here to play the most in their spare time.

First, because this wild goose pagoda is not too high, secondly, because the feng shui of the wild goose pagoda is relatively popular with people, and secondly, this wild goose pagoda is not as serious as any other feng shui town, which is frightening. Speaking of which, this wild goose pagoda is still very cute, chubby, and very pleasing.

"Could it be that the people on the Zhuangzi are all in the Wild Goose Pagoda?" The three madmen were in a hurry, and infinite hope rose in their hearts.

"Stinky boy, slow down, walking in such a hurry to be reincarnated?" King Yama sat on the shoulders of the three madmen, and he couldn't stand the bumps.

"Where are you?" Listening to the familiar voice, the three madmen turned their heads and said.

"Don't look for it, I want you to see it, naturally you can see it, hurry your way!"

"Hades, you really can't find out where the people on Zhuangzi are?" The three madmen asked tentatively, after all, there was an immortal around him, how could the three madmen let it go easily.

"Stinky boy, you are really an elm pimple, if I were your master, I would have been angry with you a long time ago, how many times has this king told you! I should be robbed, I should be robbed, don't you understand what it means? King Yama said in fear of hitting the heads of the three madmen.

"Should it be robbed? I really don't know. The three madmen rubbed their heads and said.

"Hey, it's no wonder you, how do you know about such a thing!" King Yama said with a sigh.

"Anyway, it's going to be a long time since you walked over now, tell me what's going on with your calamity!" The curiosity of the three madmen was aroused again.

"Do you really want to hear it?"

"I really want to!" The three madmen nodded vigorously.

"Since you want to hear it, then I'm going to say it well, the world envies the life of the immortals, and thinks it's okay to be a fairy, but who knows that the gods also have the troubles of the gods!" King Yama spat out a mouthful of sour water first.

"What trouble can the gods have? There is no life and death, there is no sorrow, floating in the sky every day, looking around at the scenery when you are tired, finding a good place to be offered to others, isn't this the happiest thing in the world? The three madmen asked rhetorically.

"If you say so, then the fairy is really beautiful and fascinating!"

"Haven't you always been like this?"

"To borrow a phrase that you mortals often say, you are a layman's gatekeeper!" King Yama let out a long sigh and appeared on the shoulders of the three madmen.

"Hey! Scared the hell out of me! When he looked back at the pair of legs that suddenly appeared on his shoulder, he didn't frighten the three madmen.

"What's the name of the stinky boy? Scared to death by this king? King Yama patted his little chest and said.

"Why are you sitting on my shoulder? Hurry up and get me down! The three madmen said as they shook their bodies there.

"Stinky boy, this is your honor, don't mess around!" King Yama stroked the heads of the three madmen and said soothingly.

"Stinky boy, have you ever seen a king who walks by himself, your mortal king goes out with eight sedan chairs, thousands of people call for thousands of people, I only use you alone, this is your great glory!" King Yama said impassionedly waving his hand there.

"Then I'd rather not have this glory!" The three madmen still wanted to shake the king of Yama, but the king of Yama, who could not be touched, seemed to be glued to him, and let him do his best to count the king of Yama is sitting firmly on the high platform, and the three madmen simply gave up and let the king of Yama sit on his shoulders.

"The stinky boy already knew what this looked like, why did he spend so much brute effort?" King Yama said with a smile.

"Hey! Take your liking! Tell me about this calamity! The three madmen shook their heads and said with some dejection.

"Where did you just go?" There was a small episode, and the king of Yama actually forgot what he had just said.

"Say I'm a layman......" The three madmen were helpless

"Oh! Remember, remember, you're not a layman! The villain-like King Yama patted his head and said.

"Talking about the point...... The three madmen only felt that there were countless black crows flying over their heads, and they were almost dizzy when they were angry with this unremembered Yama King.

"Look at you, you're always in such a hurry, how can you become a qualified warlock in the future and inherit the mantle of your master?" King Yama still said unhurriedly.

"You ......," the three madmen stretched out their middle fingers and pointed to the sky.

"Aren't you just laymen, you say that there is no truth every day, you can go wherever you want, you must know that only children will be happy!" King Yama didn't seem to see the gesture of the three madmen just now, and said seriously with a straight face.

"Do you think the fairy life is tormenting?" The three madmen asked.

"It's not a torment! At least every day I look at your mortal lives, and while most of them are the same, there are always a few people who are still interesting. King Yama said, with a smile on his lips.

"Then find the ones you find interesting to talk about!" Listening to the story, the three madmen suddenly became interested.

"What do you want to hear?" King Yama also asked generously.

"You remember the most!" The three madmen asked directly.

"If you want to say that, there are really a few, one of them now thinks about it also makes me angry, at that time I had just completed my cultivation, ranked in the first hall of Yama, that day a woman came to my temple to shout injustice, saying that she was a person who died in vain, and she wanted this king to investigate thoroughly, but this Yin Division has the rules of Yin Division, even if it is unjust death in this life, it is fate, and it will be made up in the next life! But the woman cried so sadly that even a hard-hearted Hades like me felt a little unhappy, so he re-interrogated this woman, and guess how this woman died unjustly? King Yama said, gritting his steel teeth.

"I can't guess ......"

"This woman is Zhang Wang's family, originally the daughter of a local wang family, at the age of eighteen was promised a family affair by her father, the man is a talented man within a radius of 100 miles, and the two are also a sum made in heaven, but the beautiful man in this world is not only liked, even the charm of this hundred years of practice is also very liked, the talented and beautiful woman who fell in love at first sight is secretly Xu Fangxin, waiting for the day of marriage, all say that creation makes people, who would have thought that there is a cat demon who has practiced for a hundred years is also in love with the man, that is, he killed someone in the appearance of the woman, caused a lawsuit, and was sentenced to beheading. But the man's love is deep, and he doesn't believe that the woman he fell in love with will do such a thing, that is, he went on a hunger strike on the day the woman was beheaded, and wanted to go with the woman, and reincarnate with the woman in the next life and then be the envy of the world, but the demon turned into the woman's appearance to seduce the man, and the soul of the unjustly killed woman was unwilling to leave the man. King Yama said through gritted teeth.

"Then you must have sentenced this woman to death!" The three madmen said seriously.

"Afterlife?"

"It's hard that you didn't judge!"

"Haha! Ha ha! I heard the ins and outs of this, and I was furious, so I let the woman return the yang! King Yama said with a proud smile.

"You did this?" The three madmen said with some disbelieving.

"Hey! As a result, I was demoted from the first hall of Yama to the fifth hall......" Although the king of Yama sighed, it sounded light, and he didn't care about these at all.

"And who are you this time?" A flash of inspiration flashed in the mind of the three madmen, and they hurriedly asked.

"I moved my mortal heart, I was relegated to reincarnation, and I waited for the end ......of my practice," said the vague king of Yama:

"More specific?" The three madmen asked.

"What else could there be? Anyway, it's not the first time...... "King Yama still looks indifferent.

"Is it because of me? Still ......," the three madmen said after a long period of silence.

"No kidding, you're a serious reincarnation...... King Yama closed his mouth and pretended to be dumb when he realized that he hadn't said something he shouldn't have said.

"What's wrong with me?" The three madmen asked.

But no matter how anxious the three madmen were, Yama was always silent.

"It's still a long time, and one day you'll be able to say it." The three madmen who couldn't make up their words said in their hearts.

"Stinky Boy told you not to fight any more ideas! Otherwise, you will be the one who suffers. King Yama finally reminded.