Chapter 101: The Misplaced Zombie

biographies, and even bizarre. When human beings had written records, these carriers became what people saw later.

The difference between the East and the West is very great, just like the status of zombies in the East, far from being something that the vampires of the West can shake, and vice versa. When the global information flows, the zombies of the East run to the West, and the vampires of the West also conquer the East. In the 80s and 90s of the Old Earth Era, a master brought zombies to the screen, and in the movies of that year, the zombies were all blue-faced fangs and had dark nails. Walking is all about jumping, fighting is all about biting, and conscientious and conscientious are all evil.

In those years, there were also countless literary books and movies about vampires in the West. "400 Years of Horror", "Count Dracula" and so on, all left an indelible impression on the people of the time.

It has to be said that races like vampires and zombies are undoubtedly full of curiosity. The vampires and zombies in the movie share many of the classic characters, such as they both have sharp fangs and feed on human blood. They are also afraid of the sun, and if they are exposed to the sun, they will be severely burned and even die. At the same time, zombies and vampires are two very different races.

At that time, the blood represented by vampires often belonged to the European aristocracy, while the origin of zombies could be any identity. Vampires tend to be handsome and intoxicating, but zombies are blue-faced and fanged, hideous and terrifying. Most of the targets of vampires are mainly young girls, but zombies belong to the kind that can be gnawed on as long as they are alive.

All in all, zombies and vampires at the same time became famous all over the world. There are more than a few big directors in the East and the West trying to put these two monsters on the same screen, in today's terms, this is a big IP. Although there are countless classics in them, many more movies have made one bad movie after another.

Director Walter lived in Hong Kong with his parents when he was a child, and did not return to the UK to study directing until he was 18 years old. Immersed in such an atmosphere since childhood, he is no stranger to zombies in the East and vampires in the West.

"Zombie" is Walter's first work after graduation, and I have to say that the first work of this newcomer director was a huge success, although there are many plots in it that have been criticized, but both in terms of subject matter and concept, it is refreshing to the audience at the time.

But when the real movie appeared, this once hugely successful movie was also put on the stage of a real movie, but this time this once successful classic movie turned into a big bad movie. In this era when the value of credits has not depreciated, a bounty of up to 2018 points is hung up.

The plot is divided into three story lines, zombies, vampires and humans, cross-racial love and hatred all converge in Hong Kong, the heroine set in the script, born with the Virgin to fall in love with zombies and vampires, not to mention, zombies do not have the hideous image of green fangs in the past, and even vampires are very down-to-earth with a small stall image, which completely subverted the impression of all audiences at that time on zombies and vampires.

Basically, putting aside this feat of interracial love, the heroine's taste is also heavy to a certain extent. will develop feelings for scruffy hawker vampires and ugly zombies, and if it is not mandatory for the script, no one can accept such a setting. It is this strange view of love that directly leads to this super magical feature film, which has become a fool in a real movie.

After all, no real actor can really accept such a setting. Although at the beginning of the movie's release, there were also many handsome actors who were not afraid of death who tried roles like zombies and vampires. With his appearance, he did have a terrible love triangle with the heroine, but often these guys couldn't control the desire from the body, and in the end, they either hit the street en masse, or they were killed and injured.

What kind of beautiful love, what kind of love and hatred, all of them are thrown into the stinky ditch, and they can't be fished up.

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With a flash of familiar white light, the fool appeared in the actor's preparation room.

Because of the bounty amount of up to 2018 credits, the film has been shelved for a long time. It is often only opened two or three times a month, and some people who are not afraid to fight the streets form a group to challenge. It's late at night, and even on the other side of the world, few people will cross regions to start such an almost difficult script. After all... The amount of the reward for credits in 2018 has already illustrated the blood and tears of countless actors.

To open this script unilaterally, it costs a total of 36 credits. This is what the fool stumbled upon the last time he exited the script. After instinctively writing down this number, this is the scene seen by the fat boss who acted with the god of war before. Just in case, he died four more times, earning four credits to pay for the co-starring bar.

As the opener of the script, although the credits provided are not enough to obtain the complete plot of the entire script, the plot of this script has long been clearly explored under the countless predecessors who have fought on the street one after another. The fool is nothing more than a little less "prophetic aura".

This time, the identity chosen by the fool is a zombie who is one of the three main protagonists! Because it has to wait for enough actors to officially open the script, the fool can only cat in the actor's preparation room, quietly... Idle.

I have to say that perhaps because of the darkness of the script, even the scene in the actors' preparation room is a dim basement. A fool dressed as a passer-by, sitting in the car in the corner, his black clothes and black gauze hat are simply integrated with here.

After about ten minutes, it seems that someone finally noticed that this bad movie called "Zombie" was turned on, and then it slowly poured in. There are only six actors in this real movie, and in addition to deducting the three protagonists, three supporting roles are also opened, and the rest of the passers-by, including some characters with one or two lines of dialogue, are all plot characters generated by the brain. These three supporting characters are the heroine's best friend, the butler of the hawker vampire and the zombie's nemesis, basically all of whom are guys who have a relationship with the protagonist.

After another five minutes, there were only five people in the actor's preparation room. It's interesting to say, if it's any movie enthusiast, it's not difficult to recognize that the five actors gathered in this preparation room are almost all famous, relying on their own subconscious to make their own name in the real film circle.

The actor of the Hawker Vampire is a European face with naturally curly yellow hair, who has ended two bad movies with a bounty of 200 credits, always with a sunny smile on his face, and is nicknamed Junil.

The heroine's silly and sweet actor is a Chinese woman with a proud figure, with black hair dyed with a few strands of blue. The interweaving of black and blue is also the origin of her title - the blue enchantress Li Yue.

The actor of the 38 girlfriend girl is also a Chinese woman, but her figure can be described as round. With his huge size, his agile skills have made a name for himself in real movies, and he has a giant beating female Feng Nan.

The actor of the unlucky butler is still a Chinese woman, and compared with the previous two, this one's name is much bigger. has a height close to Lori, a petite body with a proud figure, and has performed many more famous scripts, which has captured the hearts of many audiences at once-Lori Ana.

The actor of the Heavenly Master is a Westerner, although he also has black hair, but the high nose bridge and deep eyes show that this Western man is... Big handsome guy. In fact, this product is just a guy who eats with his face, but he has a good look and a subconscious, although this product is not a big hit, but it is also quite famous - handsome guy Billy.

Basically, just looking at this cast, I already have to lament... Yin, Yin and Yang are all misplaced!

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