Most people forget their dreams after waking up, but vaguely remember what happened in the last part of the dream.

For most of the new day, the orange cat was in a daze, with a convulsion from time to time, as if recalling something that made the cat tremble.

It shrugged its ears and took over the living room sofa with all its might, and even the barking of the inviting dog from outside could not lift its spirits.

"Tangerines seem to be shedding lately?" Zhou's mother, who routinely gets up every morning to clean, accidentally found a tangled orange hair ball when she opened the dust box of the vacuum cleaner.

In addition, it is now in a season that makes the old cat flood the second spring, and when mopping the floor, the hostess's eyes are not cast on the cat on the sofa that looks like he is going to die.

The orange mass buried its eyelids in its forepaws, and it seemed uninterested in anything outside the world.

The man lying on the other couch had subtle emotions because of his daughter-in-law's frequent glances at other male creatures.

He pulled out the pen hanging from his coat and tapped it on the coffee table, trying to get his spouse's attention.

Zhou Qi, after the orange cat came back, she changed back to her original name Zhou Mengqi, and she gave the domestic scalper a disgusting look.

The man who became the target of his wish proposed a measure to cut off the threat: "I think the orange should be in estrus, or should I find a time to take it to the sterilization?" ”

His suggestion drew a snort, and the orange cat's gaze.

The sneer came from the direction of Zhou Qi, and after listening to the man's vinegary advice, she lifted the carpet, picked up the cat hair from under the carpet, and then whispered and said disdainfully, "Crossing the river and demolishing the bridge has always been your Zhuo Qi style." ”

Zhuo Qi, who did not receive an affirmative answer, touched his nose and suddenly felt his scalp tingle.

Turning his head, the orange cat stared into his eyes, with a dangerous glow in them that he had never seen before.

Along with this gaze, there was the sound of his daughter-in-law throwing down the mop and banging on the floor.

"Why don't you just get you ligated?"

As a family, an honest man at the bottom of the food chain decisively pretended to be dead.

In the consciousness space, Li Zhi is discussing a serious matter with the god of dice:

“…… I wonder, if I chop up that guy's 'beep', will it affect the plot? ”

[Theoretically not, believe me, the world is full of infinite possibilities. So it's possible that one day when you wake up, you'll find that your two eggs are gone, and I'll dump the pot on the "suspect".

"My paws are now hungry for blood." The orange cat squatted quietly on the sofa and licked its paws, and the indoor light tube shone on the paws, and there was a reflection, and a reflection became the first light someone saw after closing their eyes tightly and opening their eyes.

The god of dice said that it didn't matter, and even to a certain extent, it also instigated Li Zhi from the perspective of curiosity [Anyway, don't you humans all like cats? Now that you're a cat, there's no reproductive isolation in a cat. 】

"Maybe you can learn about the "Taishang Laojun Says Changqing Jingjing" when you have time." The instigated cat rolled its eyes at the air, and subconsciously tactfully persuaded some of the yellow dye-stained creatures to feel the purification.

After a morning with the god of dice, the other two living people in the family were discussing their own cubs.

A few other little ghosts probably went out with Zhou Zimo.

Bore, Li Zhi suddenly remembered that in the bedroom, there was a computer, and four of the six bedrooms in the house were empty all year round, and the computers in it were not used by anyone at ordinary times......

At this moment, several online articles that I had read before came to mind:

Maybe you may be able to write (copy) a book on the Internet, and then become famous, make money, go to the peak of cat life, be independent, and don't have to rely on the owner's face to live.

From time to time, the god of dice who peeked at Li Zhi's thoughts had nowhere to complain.

It really wants to tell Li Zhi: This is the Cthulhu Running Group, not the starting point to cross the Rebirth Text......

However, just now I said that this world has endless possibilities, and it is impossible to slap myself in the face now.

The only thing it could do was to play two dark dice while the cat was running to the two bedrooms.

One 84, one 64.

On the way to the bedroom, Li Zhi overheard Zhou Qi talking to her husband.

"Did you let Zimo go to the teacher alone?"

"yes, more than one person, to be exact." may be a subjective reason, when this man is talking, Li Zhi always wants to fool him with a paw, "Don't you still have those friends of his?" ”

"Besides, he's different from ordinary people, I don't think even if I send someone to guard the school, it's unlikely that I will always guard against those people in the school."

“…… Also, the last time I went to a parent-teacher conference, one of the parents actually asked me why I was putting mentally ill children in. ”

Inexplicably, I felt that the temperature in the air dropped to more than minus zero.

"Who?" Maybe the parents of the bear people are going to wake up here.

Li Zhi didn't hear the words in the back, he just wanted to rush to the uninhabited bedroom.

Adults and children live on the second floor, with one room in the middle and the next three rooms empty.

The orange cat ran all the way down the stairs, picked the bedroom in the middle, and jumped to the height of the doorknob.

With the force of the impact, it smashed the door open, and then slipped in and closed the door with the heart of a thief.

Only then did he excitedly jump onto the computer desk and press the boot button with his hind foot.

Dice 41/50

Fortunately, maybe he didn't think about using this computer at the beginning, and Li Zhi didn't see the boot password when he turned on the computer.

Take a look at the configuration of this computer with X weapons,It is estimated that when assembling,Completely did not consider the cost performance,GTX570 graphics card,I7,3960X processor,In 2011, it was definitely the top configuration。

It was at this time that the orange cat realized that his slave was a stupid son of a landlord.

But when the person using this computer is himself, Li Zhi feels happy, unparalleled happiness.

There is no heartache at all for the loser, and it even wants to laugh.

Proficient in creating new Word documents, it is a loyal Word party in terms of codewords, if you don't consider later software.

liberated his brain, and he was about to start his own article.

Plum blossom claw pressed down,Four or five English letters popped up in the input window of the input method,Not to mention the word,He wanted to play thirty years ago,Stunned to play "Sa Da ten ponytails。

Angry, it blew its beard and stared, as if it saw its own brilliant future being cut off by a horizontal knife.

【You can use your claws.】 The god of dice gave it a big help by the side.

This is indeed a really effective method, but it is a little inefficient.

It took almost six hours to finish a 2,100-word chapter with two fingers, and when it saw that the word count had reached 2,000 words, it immediately turned off the phone.