Chapter 34: Gags

"Is the master the only one to do when he goes to the back mountain?" The three madmen asked, after all, going to the back mountain is almost tantamount to suicide, it is better to let the yin cha catch up, but still leave a whole corpse. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"You can only go there!" The seventh uncle was a little cold, as if he were an order.

"But the mountain behind this is so big, it's almost the same as going to the Hades Palace!" The three madmen still said what they thought in their hearts, after all, no one has gone up since he could remember the back mountain, although there are occasional strangers passing by, but the people on this village are afraid of this back mountain.

"I don't know how death can be born! Go ahead! "Uncle Seven doesn't care about the life or death of the three madmen at all.

"Master, the sun god you are talking about, is it a human or a ghost? Is he easy to find? Is there a specific place? Or is it a direction? The three madmen asked.

"Go with confidence! Can't hide! The seventh uncle recalled the past and said.

"Does the master know him, or do you have any tokens?" The three madmen asked.

Because most of the monks who live in seclusion in the mountains and old forests have strange tempers and unpredictable temperaments, if no one introduces them, most of them will eat closed-door soup, and if they don't eat this closed-door soup, it will definitely not be much better.

"You're with a sword! When he saw it, he naturally understood! The seventh uncle said reluctantly.

"Then the master ......" The three madmen wanted to ask more about this sun god, but the seventh uncle didn't give him a chance.

"Go ahead! Go ahead......" Uncle Seven waved his hand and told the three madmen to leave quickly.

Although the days spent with Uncle Seven were not very long, after a few days, the three madmen could still guess some of Uncle Seven's temper, and since Uncle Seven had already issued an eviction order, he must have been asked to leave.

"Master Muyang Xie's teachings!" Out of the door and standing in the courtyard, the three madmen knelt three times and bowed nine times to the seventh uncle, and the three madmen knew very well in their hearts that the next goodbye today would be far away, although they didn't necessarily like the seventh uncle, but they were teachers for one day and fathers for life......

Seeing that the three madmen were gone, the seventh uncle sat on the Taishi chair a little sad and lonely, and the three madmen were one of the few people who could be alone with him for so long in the palm of their hands over the years.

"Gone, everyone who should have left is gone, but fortunately you have always been ......" Uncle Qi turned his face sideways and smiled to the side and said, although he was talking to himself, but it always made people feel that there was a person standing next to him.

"Uh-huh, I know, you're not in a hurry, right away! It's almost ......" As if a conversation, Uncle Seven said comfortingly.

If the three madmen were there at this time, they would definitely be shocked, because there was a woman standing behind the seventh uncle, who was dressed in the late Qing Dynasty, dressed in red, and even her lips were red, just like the legendary female ghost.

I saw that the woman was a little affectionate around the neck of the seventh uncle, lying on the seventh uncle's ear and whispering something, and after a while, I saw the seventh uncle smiling, but there was a bit of cunning in this smile.

The three madmen were walking home alone, and now there were many things floating around in his head, and it was all strange and even a little coincidental until now, but he had a gut feeling that it would not be so simple.

It's just that he never dreamed that everything he feared would come true one day.

"Hey! Lunatic! Where have you died in the past two days! Since I saw you on the day I saw you, there was no one for you, we both thought you were eaten by that ghost, or what's wrong, we went to find the seventh uncle, the seventh uncle didn't see the guests, and there was no one to go to your house, you are really anxious to kill the two of us! The fat man said with concern.

"Not anymore! We're going to stay at your house, and we're going to wait for the rabbit. "The stone is also attached.

"Haha! Am I fine? Okay, yes! The three madmen hid their sad faces and said with a smile, not wanting the two to worry.

"Haha, I'll just say that the three madmen are a scourge, Lord Yama feels annoyed when he sees it, how can something happen so easily!" The fat man is an optimist.

"Don't pretend, dead duck has a hard mouth! I don't know if everyone cried that day! The stone was dismantled aside.

"It's like you're nothing......" The fat man also retorted, and the two of them pinched each other in the last two rounds.

"Gotcha! What a big deal, don't worry! I, Zhang Muyang, not only want to live well, but also live a long life, full of children and grandchildren! When the time comes, you will have your share of the money ready! The three madmen listened to the two arguing and said with emotion.

"Crazy, don't blow it, just like you, you still want to have children and grandchildren? I see that you have a hard time getting on the kang! Stone quipped.

"When I say that a house full of children and grandchildren, I naturally want a house full of children and grandchildren! No one can say no! The three madmen knew that the fat man was watching a joke, but he still said stubbornly.

"Then I guess there will be a lot of godsons! Ha ha. The stone laughed from the sidelines.

"No, no! If you become their godfather, that's it! I'm going to teach a bunch of stones! The fat man said with a disgusted expression.

"Fatty, what's the rock? It was originally a stone. Stone said with a serious face.

"Haha! Good, good stones, good stones! It's all solid, can it be bad! "The fat man is happy.

"That's not right! What do you mean, fatty? What do you mean by a solid stone? Aren't your stones solid? "The stone felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of anything that was wrong.

"Hahaha......" The three madmen and the fat man laughed as if they had a tacit understanding.

"Fatty, you made it clear to me! Otherwise, I'll let you go to see Lord Yama. Seeing the two of them laughing, Shi directly and violently sandwiched the fat man under his armpit, and said threateningly.

"it! Stone you light, it hurts, it hurts! Hurt! The fat man said with a painful face.

It is estimated that because of the current situation, the three madmen were very disgusted when they heard the word Lord Yama, and they were a little disgusted, probably because of Xue'er's matter!

"That's right, madman! When I went to your house today, your mother said you were going out to practice? After stopping the fighting, the fat man said very seriously.

"Uh-huh! The master said that it is better to go out and experience the experience! The three madmen wanted to avoid talking about this, because he was afraid of talking too much, firstly, to bring some calamity to these two people, and secondly, to prevent these two from having to go together, after all, the back mountain was a forbidden place.

"I've wanted to go out for a long time, take me with you! I've been hearing people say that the outside world is colorful, take me out with you to see the world, and take it with you to learn some spells and so on! The fat man leaned on the side, and the three madmen threw their eyes vigorously.

"And me, how can this matter be without me, you two are so thin, you have to have personal protection when you go out." Stone patted his thick chest and said.

After listening to the two of them, the three madmen were very moved, but how could he not know the danger of the mountains in his heart, how could he be arrogant and righteous to implicate his best brother!

"I'm afraid this won't work, the master said let me go on the road alone, if there are more than one person on the road, it will affect my cultivation!" The three madmen came up with a reason.

"Oh......" After the three madmen finished speaking, the stone let out a long sigh, and the full of loss hung on his face.

"It's fine! The two of us followed, Uncle Seven definitely didn't know, he couldn't follow you all the way, and when you came back, you would say that you were the only one who wouldn't have the best of both worlds! The fat man squinted his eyes and had a bad idea.

"It's just ......" the three madmen were speechless by the fat man all of a sudden.

"It's just something! Lunatic! The three of us are together that is a perfect combination, let's talk about you first, under the seventh uncle, the Tao is unfathomable, subduing demons and eliminating demons, and the good life is admirable, I am not as good as you come up with ideas, run errands and be a small follower, and the stone is responsible for doing manual work, part-time as a bodyguard or something! When the time comes, hoeing the strong and helping the weak, those who are famous will definitely not be able to run! The fat man began to draw a blueprint obscenely.

"How dare you think about it!" The three madmen said with disgust, but he didn't think about what the fat man said, it's just that life is like a play, and now it's an eventful time, how can he pull his brother into the water.

"Crazy! I think the fat man is right! When the time comes, the three of us will be called the Three Musketeers! What do you guys think? "Stone was excited.

"No, no! The Three Musketeers are too cheesy, I think it's called Demon Slayer! It's more bullish, and when the time comes, when the rivers and lakes mention our name, Demon Warrior! Roar! How imposing. The fat man said a little second-in-class.

"Demon Slayer! Demon Slayer! Demon Slayer! Good name! The stone muttered intricately in his mouth.

"Well, then! Let's go home and pack our things first! Let's hit the road together tomorrow! Lowering his head and thinking for a long time, the three madmen said.

This may be the best way that the three madmen can come up with, stabilize these two people first, and then go back and pack up their things first, and then the fat man and the stone will not know where they are going, although it hurts the feelings of the brothers, but at least they protect these two!