The orange cat was finally found by Lao Mao.

Li Zhi didn't know how he got on the tree.

It felt as if I didn't notice the vertical displacement when I was in a panic, and I flew up with a sudden.

I don't know what the brain circuits of those old people are, it just wants to lie here for an hour or two, who knows that the old Mao who found it actually thought that it didn't dare to go down the tree.

I'm afraid that if it wasn't for the cerebral hemorrhage back then, it really made my brain sick.

When I was walking on the wall in the hospital, I was afraid that you were still swiping the circle of friends on WeChat!

I don't know where I got a clothes pole and poked it twice.

A slap slapped the pole farther away, and after a while it was glued again.

But the old bear man was still endless, took out another bird whistle from his pocket, stayed under the tree and played and sang to himself.

The cat's attention was not attracted, but it was frightened by the enthusiasm of the old ladies before, and the white dove that flew to the roof of the house and landed.

The thing retracted its head, tilted its head from time to time, and stared at the bird whistle in Lao Mao's mouth twice, that is, it came over on a whim to take a look, and after finding that it was not a big deal, the white dove flew back to the roof.

Unexpectedly, Lao Mao thought that his whistle was caused by his whistle after seeing the white pigeon coming, and blew more and more vigorously.

If you want to use a metaphor to describe the whistle of this bird whistle with basically no melody, it is probably the king of the bird whistle world.

endured back and forth for more than ten minutes, Li Zhi just couldn't bear the whistle no matter how good his patience was, he was going to run, but as soon as he moved, the man's eyes were like turning on a flashlight, staring at it deadly, as long as he landed, he was afraid that he would be stripped of his hair.

Lao Mao saw that the orange cat lying on the branch stood up, and quickly locked it with his eyes, and happened to meet a pair of angry cat eyes.

There was a dangerous light in these eyes, how could Lao Mao, who had been fighting with the orange cat for four years, not know the habits of this cat - this eighty percent was about to move.

With twelve points of attention, he was afraid that the cat would run away in the blink of an eye, holding his breath and concentrating, his nerves were tense, and as soon as the orange cat's front legs bent, he immediately opened his hands and aimed at the place where it might fall......

The results were beyond his expectations.

The orange cat snorted sideways and fell straight down, which didn't look like a slippery foot, but ...... He just seems to have seen a glimmer of spark in the cat's mouth?

Li Zhi, who used a standard action to release the flame trick, also didn't expect this kind of accident to happen when he used the cat's body to cast arcane arts—a flame the size of a fingertip actually ran out of his mouth, instead of forming around him.

Li Zhi, who was caught off guard and spit out the flames, fully understood the meaning of "disaster does not go alone", and at the moment when it spit out the flames, the evil wind that the ghost knows where it came from, blew on its face, and just wrapped this spark in its beard seamlessly.

So there was a situation where I had just fallen under a tree.

Seeing the orange cat that fell to the ground, he couldn't help but keep rolling, Lao Mao chuckled in his heart, he really thought something was wrong, and hurriedly walked over to take a look, happy.

There was no blood on the ground, but there were two or three whiskers, and when he picked up the orange cat at the root, the orange cat also folded the broken whiskers between his palms.

Looking at the cat's face again, half of the face has intact beards, and the other half can only see a few sprouts of whiskers.

The cat howled, couldn't stop howling, Lao Mao thought that this whisker was torn off by itself when it fell, and only the cat in question knew what had happened.

It is cursing people, scolding the god of dice hidden in its sea of knowledge.

[Huh? Didn't I tell you? There is no magic net in this world. The god of dice naturally hit a rake [So, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. 】

There has never been a reminder of the past in my memory, and the orange cat still roars, "Knock on the horse!" Knock on Lima! ”

Not to mention, this cat's voice really roars out of the way people swear.

[Tsk, that must be you asleep again.] The god of dice fired a counterattack, and finally, in response to Li Zhi's argument, "Won't you remind me when I wake up!" It replied as follows:

[Wake up, I'm not an instant messaging software, chasing you every day to renew your membership.] 】

[By the way, I'll give you another message: this time the main line clues and a branch line are all in the park, the main line is bound to be triggered, the branch line can't be determined, when you're ready, go for a trip, remember to bring Zhou Zimo, 'he' may have something to say to you, but don't believe it, and don't believe it all.] 】

After sending the announcement, the god of dice began to dive again.

In the end, Li Zhi still wanted to take his little friend to run away first.

It's just that when Lao Mao saw the cat that lacked half of his beard, he wished that everyone in the world would know that after picking up the orange cat from the ground, he took three steps and made two steps, exuding joy all over his body, and rushed into the pile.

Not caring about the orange cat's face at all, he lifted it up in front of everyone, and opened his mouth to say, "Big guy come and see!" Look at our little hairy face! ”

With this shout, everyone saw that he had really caught the orange cat back, and they surrounded him in one go, pointing at him, touching him, and from time to time there were a few loud voices:

"Oops! Old hair! You also plucked the beard of the big hair! ”

"Where! It fell from the tree on its own and tore it off on its own! ”

"Da Mao, this clever thief, why did he come out of such a big basket this time."

"The old horse still has a time to miss the premise! How big is the hair! There were people in the crowd who helped him speak, Li Zhi raised his eyes slightly, and when he saw the person who said this, he immediately lowered his head again.

Without him, this person is considered to be known, probably the kind that has changed the soul and is remembered by the body.

Sure enough, this person then asked himself and answered, "Sixteen pounds!" This time only the beard was broken, and next time, the old cat will lose its hooves again, and this paw will be gone! ”

The orange cat gritted its teeth.

The crowd laughed and was filled with a lively atmosphere.

In the end, I don't know who mentioned the sentence, "This cat is missing whiskers, which is ugly, eh!" Which of you has an idea, who is who, who is who, your daughter gave you the hair growth serum before? Let's try it for Da Mao, aren't you afraid of any side effects? ”

The orange cat in its arms trembled all over its body, and it recalled the fear of being dominated.

Li Zhi, who once again realized the horror of the old bears, could only pray to the gods and Buddhas from the bottom of his heart.

It's a pity that there may not be gods and Buddhas on duty today, although in the gossip that followed, Li Zhi was lucky to get rid of the fate of becoming a hair growth lotion experiment, but unfortunately became another more hardcore bear toy.

The one that said to be glued with 502 will you remember it for me! You have offended the reservists of Bastit, and you will pay for your stupid, filthy, and blasphemous dirty ideas!