Chapter 57: Borrowing the Belly

Yu Xiaoxue and Zhao Qian were crying, including my stomach was also crying very badly, I felt that I was about to die, I drank a bowl of runic water, and now it is uncomfortable.

I almost crawled out of the door, and saw that the table was full of vegetables, and there was stewed black chicken soup, so I took out a bowl of empty bowl without thinking about it, and ate it indiscriminately.

When Zhang Xiaofei kicked open the door and broke in, I was like a farmer who had just returned from work, squatting on the sofa in disheveled clothes, holding chicken legs in my hands and gnawing greedily.

People are iron and rice are steel, and I have to eat enough before I can do anything else, right? I ignored them and decided to eat two bites first.

"Fraud...... The corpse was defrauded...... "Yu Xiaoxue fainted directly.

"What deception...... Corpse?" Zhao Qian rushed up, and when she saw me squatting on the sofa, her eyes glazed over, she simply fell to the ground.

"I said, do you need to bully me Zhang Xiaofei like this? Am I like a scum with less than five combat strength? I'm still eating, what kind of corpse is cheating! Ah? Is it that the double reed hasn't played well! If you plan to make a plan, you can do it!" Zhang Xiaofei waved his fist angrily, and he didn't notice where I looked like a dead man! Is this not a fool of how to lie to him? It really looked like that.

"I said Zhang Xiaofei, I see that your brain is really less than ten IQ, do you know that this is trespassing on a private house! If you want to talk, just sit down and talk to me after eating, if you don't want to talk, Lao Tzu will let you get out of here immediately!" One; Root; Read, the novel yb+du, crumbling, can't climb out of the door, is gnawing on the chicken leg to restore the body, what kind of mess are you messing with?

But to be honest, I just waited for him to break in.

"Damn! My brother is already like that! You still have time to eat......

"Hey, Team Huo, Zhang Xiaofei of the Zhang family trespassed into the house, you see this is a trouble, and he also knocked Zhao Qian and my little sister unconscious, yes, he made him unconscious, in Longyuan Community, so, by the way, help me call an ambulance." I hung up the phone and continued to eat.

Zhang Xiaofei was directly petrified on the spot.

"I'll eat! Can't I eat?" Zhang Xiaofei was so frightened that his face turned green, why didn't this guy play his cards according to the rules? Didn't he say that Xuanmen would do it?

"Isn't that good?" I picked up the phone, I didn't dial the phone at all just now, and now I pretended to dial it again: "Hey, Team Huo? That was a misunderstanding just now, ah, yes, it's troublesome." ”

Zhang Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief and walked over dejectedly.

I felt that I had almost eaten, so I went over to check how Zhao Qian and Yu Xiaoxue were.

Except for Yu Xiaoxue, who really fainted, Zhao Qian was only a little anemic, I pinched the middle of the person, and Zhao Qian woke up.

"Brother Tian, you ......" Zhao Qian looked at me with a sob, reached out and touched my face, I was in a hurry just now, and the soup was pasty.

But Zhao Qian's touch made her feel warm, although it was oily, but it was intimate.

"What's the matter, are you alive?" I smiled and saw that her hands were full of soup oil, and I handed her the chicken leg in my hand: "Come, you can eat one too." ”

"Hmm......" Zhao Qian couldn't stop crying, and finally hugged me and didn't want to let go, she didn't seem to want to lose me, it was not easy for a lady to make her dirty appearance now.

Zhao Qian took a bath when she came back today, and there was a faint fragrance all over her body, and the agitation on her chest was close to me, which made me feel that I could not enjoy endless blessings.

When my heart began to beat wildly, the wind behind me also blew, Zhao Qian was stunned, as if she had noticed something, pushed me away, and touched my face again, she was stunned.

At this moment, I smiled a little happily, my daughter-in-law's sister is still here, I have changed my spirits, and she will come back, although I don't know why she didn't appear when she was in the underworld, but there must be her reasons, after all, every time she appears, my qi and blood will drop wildly, and again, it is estimated that I will have to run to the underworld again.

Yang Shou is gone, it's a miracle to be alive now, I think I have to go to Hai Lao, maybe he knows something, what can he do.

"I'll take Yu Xiaoxue to the bed first, she will be fine after sleeping for a while. I took Yu Xiaoxue back to the study and came out.

Zhang Xiaofei didn't care about a group of relatives outside, but he ate it himself.

This meal is the product of the cooperation between Zhao Qian and Yu Xiaoxue, and the taste is still good, I dare not say Yu Xiaoxue, but Zhao Qian's cooking skills should still be okay.

"Tell me, what's wrong with your brother?" I frowned, I threw a stone and knocked down a Raven stick that they used to rob the tomb, breaking their formation, after all, it was my fault.

"My brother, I'm telling you, you've got to get the problem out of for me, and my brother is out there right now. I looked outside, and a man not much older than him was standing outside, while a group of relatives followed him into the villa.

"Isn't it okay for your brother? Okay, leave your brother behind, let your relatives go back first, all around like this, what do you want me to do?" I saw that these seven aunts and eight aunts were here, and I felt that this matter was like scolding the street, and the Zhang family would not be a little brainless, right?

"Oh, that's right. Zhang Xiaofei suddenly ran out and talked to a group of relatives, not to mention, don't look at others who are not very smart, but those relatives actually listened to him, got into a car, and went back.

"My brother's name is Zhang Dafei, can he come in?" Zhang Xiaofei asked, he was afraid that I would call the police again.

"Let him in. "I think this Zhang Xiaofei is quite strange, but the one who dares to rob the tomb is not bold, but powerful, it must be the lack of tendons in the brain.

Zhang Xiaofei dragged his brother in.

I see that Zhang Dafei seems to have nothing to do, his appearance, his spirit is not lacking, but he doesn't like to talk, I think it will be because he hooked his soul that night.

"What's going on? is there anything out of the ordinary?" I asked.

"My brother...... Alas, it's a shame to say it, my brother seems to be ......pregnant," Zhang Xiaofei said, and looked into his brother's stomach.

"Huh?" I was a little surprised, this man can also conceive, this can't be a ghost fetus or something, right?

"Yes, there are doctors in our relatives, when we robbed the tomb yesterday, you broke our Raven array, and as a result, my brother was frightened by the contents of the tomb, although we also had a back hand for this, and escaped with a backup method, but when I came back to my uncle to check it regularly, my uncle said that his pulse was like a bead, which was a sign that he was pregnant with a child. ”

Zhang Xiaofei's face was a little pale, and he said: "My brother is still a child! I heard that I was pregnant with a child, and I was completely stupid! At first, I was still stammering, but now, I simply don't speak, what do you say?"

Zhao Qian was next to her, she thought it was a joke, and she almost couldn't hold back her laughter, but after listening to it, her face turned green, this pregnancy is not a joke, if a man is pregnant, it will be a bad thing.

"I think it's probably a ghost fetus, have you asked Master to show it? Have you gone to the hospital for a check-up?" I looked this Da Fei up and down, and my expression became a little solemn.

"I said big brother, you are too stumbling on our Zhang family, just a few of us here, and I am not afraid to say, our Zhang family has robbed the tomb for so many years, don't say anything about ghosts and ghosts, even the walking ghosts have seen one or two, if they can survive, it will definitely not be a good stubble, right? We haven't seen it? And I secretly took my brother to take an electronic computed tomography scan, that is, CT, and found the fetus in this belly, what do you say, what is the whole matter?" Zhang Xiaofei looked at me a little unhappily.

I think about it, this Zhang Dafei should have been full of anger when he listened to his words last night, and he had a big personality, why did he look like a little woman now?

"What can you do? There are demons to subdue demons, there are ghosts to eliminate ghosts, do you still want me to marry your brother and give birth to a child as my own?" I laughed angrily.

When Zhao Qian heard this, she couldn't hold back, so she ran to the toilet and laughed.

The green tendons on Zhang Xiaofei's forehead appeared, I didn't care about him, I touched the soul urn, and called Song Wanyi out: "Wanyi, you show him, what's going on? Can you have a caesarean section?"

As soon as Song Wanyi came out, the green tendons on Zhang Xiaofei's head disappeared immediately, and his face was full of sweat: My father, what do you say this is not a ghost?

Zhang Dafei was also scared enough, he couldn't see the ghost if he didn't do it, but his brother could see it, his brother had yin and yang eyes, and he was the successor of the next generation of the Zhang family, seeing his brother's expression and the name I suddenly called, I didn't know the situation.

Song Wanyi walked over, looked Zhang Dafei up and down, then glanced at his stomach, then walked over and wrote on the table with soup: "Borrowing a ghost to give birth to a ghost, disaster comes from the mouth." ”

"Well, that means it's really a ghost baby, and then it crawls out of its mouth when it's born, right?" I looked at this ancient text and explained casually.

Song Wanyi looked very happy, looking coquettish, as if saying that I was very smart.

As soon as I saw Song Wanyi's excitement, I felt that this statement must be wrong, it is estimated that Zhang Dafei's mouth did not accumulate virtue and said something unpleasant, so Lianchengshan wanted to play to death their family, this pregnant child was speechless, that was only the first step.

"What? This ghost will crawl out of his mouth? Ouch my mother, brother! You can't solve it like this!" Zhang Xiaofei stopped hearing this, knowing that it was a ghost baby, so why couldn't he be born?

"Do you have any other way? This kid can't stay, he has to be killed. I said.

Song Wanyi wrote a few more words: "The size is connected, and if you move, you will die." ”

"I can only give birth, then what do I want you to come out for?" I'm also a little unhappy, this Song Wanyi shouldn't be entertaining me, right?

Song Wanyi smiled and wrote: "Get rid of the big ghost first, and then go to the small ghost." ”

"Okay, in this case, the ghost in Liancheng Mountain will definitely be eliminated, your brother went to steal someone's tomb, it is estimated that he is still scolding the one in the tomb, that one must be angry, the child in the belly will be kept first, but I am also responsible for this matter, I will go to Zhaojia Zhuangzi for a while, you take the master at night, and I will go with you to subdue the demon and eliminate the demon, and when you go to the big one, the small one will not be difficult." I said directly, and then looked at Song Wanyi.

Song Wanyi was eating and laughing there, looking like a well-behaved woman, very innocent.

When Zhang Xiaofei heard this, he didn't understand that I actually knew everything, so he lowered his head and said, "Brother, you are a master, I can't hide anything from you." ”