"I'm going from south to north

I'm going to go from white to black

I want people to see me

but they don't know who I am."

Among the barren grass, on the ancient road, there is the heroic song of Tang San's funeral.

Hearing this lyrics, the second senior brother couldn't help but pout.

Amitabha Buddha, the burial of the poor monk Tang San, the burial of the sky, the burial of the ground, the burial of the common people, it is rumored that the poor monk can eat a bite of meat to live forever Tang San burial.

A man who introduces himself to people like this, sings about him so that people see him and don't know who he is.

Do you believe this?

The second senior brother's pouting action, Tang Sanfu keenly captured it.

So......

"Bajie, do you have any opinions on being a teacher?"

Tang Sanfu's mood was very good, so good that he had the urge to teach the second senior brother what it means to respect the teacher.

Hearing this, the second senior brother's face turned solemn.

"Nope.

My admiration for Master is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River bursting its banks, it is out of control......."

A long speech, the second senior brother finished speaking without blushing, and also made a summary.

"So, old pig, how can I have any opinion on your old man, Master?

And..... Opinions on these two words, old pig, my husband didn't teach me when I was in private school.

I know the world's writing, but I don't know what an opinion is. ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

What about the face?

You're so good at what you used to be. Marshal Tianpeng, just don't lose face at all? Why is it so cowardly.

However, the second senior brother was like this, and he didn't care about the face of the horse, and Tang Sanfu couldn't really clean him up anymore.

So.....

As soon as the topic changed, Tang Sanfu pointed to a high mountain in front of him.

"Apprentices, look, the mountain in front of you is called Jinwan (qian four sounds) mountain, there is a Jinwan cave on the mountain, if you think it doesn't sound good, you can also call it Jindou Cave, this is the teacher's final say.

In this golden pocket cave lives this monster, named One-Horned.

This one-horned king, the body is a green ox, which is the kind of green ox that Lao Tzu rode a green ox to the west of Guguan in the myths and legends of feudal superstition.

That's right, I'm sure you guessed it, that one-horned man is the green bull.

The green bull didn't have much ability, but he had a treasure in his hand called the diamond bracelet.

This thing Wukong should have the most right to speak, you were hit on the head by that thing when you fought with Yang Jian. ”

Hearing this, the Great Sage subconsciously touched the back of his head.

He still remembers that time vividly.

Thinking that his Monkey King Kong was not bad, Erlang God's three-pointed two-edged spear could not easily hurt his body, so he was smashed by the diamond bracelet, and he was directly smashed until he almost fainted.

The brain was blank, and then he was bitten by the Roaring Sky Dog, so that Yang Jian's family was captured and taken to Heaven.

The Great Sage was recalling the black history of the year, and the sound of Tang San's funeral sounded in his ears again.

"This time, we still took the initiative to come to the door and fell in love with the diamond bracelet for the teacher, let's ...... This is so, this is it. ”

Tang San gave an explanation, and the apprentices nodded their heads in understanding, and the group headed towards the mountain.

Sha Laosan had just stepped on the mountain road, and Tang Sanyu was looking up at the sky at the top of the mountain in a daze.

Suddenly, he felt his arm light, and as soon as he looked down, he saw Sister Bailong floating in front of him.

Tang San's burial: "??? ”

"Monk, why don't you continue singing?"

Sister Bailong blinked and looked at Tang San's funeral cutely.

Tang San was stunned, "Keep singing?" ”

"That's right." Sister Bailong nodded, "That song just now is very good." ”

Tang Sanfu smiled, he didn't expect that his sister Bailong was quite interested in listening to the song.

He nodded immediately, "The poor monk continued to sing." ”

The corners of Sister Bailong's mouth were slightly hooked, and she nodded to Tang Sanfu.

Tang San Burial:

"If you see I'm a little tired

Please pour me a bowl of water

Suppose you're already in love with me

Please kiss me on the mouth~Hmm~"

Tang San's eyes widened, and he looked at Sister Bailong in front of him in disbelief.

Subconsciously, he rubbed his lips that still had a touch of fragrance.

The corners of Sister Bailong's mouth hooked even more, her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she showed a sweet smile at Tang Sanburi, and returned to Tang Sanburi's body with a sigh.

Tang San's funeral: "......"

This..... Poor Monk ..... Tricked?

Come out!

Don't run!

Dare to secretly kiss the poor monk, the poor monk will never be able to bear this matter.

You have the ability to be close to the poor monks, you have the ability to come out.

Come out!

You're coming out...... Let the poor monk come back!

Tang Sanfu roared wildly in his heart, but his face was full of calmness.

Glancing at the bewildered Great Sage and the second senior brother, ignoring Sha Laosan and Bai Ma, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, revealing a happy smile.

Great Sage: "......"

Second Senior Brother: "......"

What is he..... That's a mouthful of dog food.

Tang Sanfu didn't sing anymore, nor did he look up at the sky again.

The whole time, his mind was cranky.

He thought that after he arrived in the West Heaven, he punched Rulai and kicked Lingshan, snatched the true scriptures from the Buddhist Gate, and returned to the Eastern Tang Dynasty.

He thought of returning to the Dead Man's Mountain with Sister Bailong and eating and drinking at his master's place.

He thought about it for a long, long time......

When Tang Sanfu had just thought of his granddaughter's future name, he remembered the voice of the second senior brother in his ears.

"Master?"

"Master?"

"Tang Sugar."

Tang Sanfu subconsciously said the name he had in mind.

Second Senior Brother: "Huh? ”

Great Sage: "......"

A group of people were collectively confused by Tang Sanzang's sudden two words.

And then.....

"Huh? Did the teacher just say something? ”

Great Sage: "......"

Second Senior Brother: "......"

Looking at the threatening look in Tang Sanzang's eyes, the two apprentices wisely gave the answer he wanted.

"Hmm."

Tang Sanzang nodded calmly, "Bajie, what are you calling a teacher for?" ”

Hearing this, the second senior brother pointed to a cave in front of him.

"Master...... Look at the Jindou Cave you said, isn't it here? ”

Tang Sanzang looked in the direction of the second senior brother's finger, and was directly stunned.

"This ..... Where? ”

Second Senior Brother: "......"

Great Sage: "......"

Isn't that what you said about Jinwan Mountain and Jindou Cave??

This mountain is called Jinwan Mountain, but on this Jinwan Mountain, where are there any traces of Jindou Cave?

The only place that can be called a cave..... This is it.

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Looking at the desolate and unpopular cave in front of him, Tang Sanfu had an urge to smash it.

What the hell is this..... What about the one-horned king in the Jindou Cave of Jinhao Mountain?

The poor monk's pants are all off, and as a result, you broadcast a special gourd baby to me?

Or was he just born and lost his wife, and he was left with a second-class gourd baby?

Tang Sanfu turned over and jumped off the package that Sha Laosan was carrying.

He grabbed the golden hoop stick of the great sage and smashed it to the ground, and suddenly the mountain shook the ground.

With a bang, a short, white-bearded old man sprang out of the ground.

"The Great Sage, the Great Sage spares his life, the little old man has ......"

As soon as the words were spoken, the land stopped.

Looking at the bald monk with the image of a monk in front of him, the land is so confused, okay?

This...... What's going on?

Who is this bald monk?

In the script, it is written that all the people who take iron rods to smash the ground to find land are the monkeys.

Can ...... now

The land looked at Tang San's burial seriously for a long time.

Is this the monkey?

You're not kidding me, it's obviously a bald man...... Ahh

"Holy Monk...... I don't know what the holy monk called the little old man? ”

Fortunately, as the most peering immortals in the Three Realms-Land, this land of Jinwan Mountain still knows Tang San's burial.

A sentence in his heart was reluctant but he didn't dare to say it, looking at the iron rod in Tang San's hand, the land subconsciously shrunk his neck and asked respectfully.

"Land, poor monk asks you, this mountain.... But the Golden Mountain? ”

The land nodded, although I slandered you in my heart This is not a nonsense, at the foot of the mountain, the big brother stone is written on the Golden Mountain, even if you are blind, your big apprentice with fiery eyes is blind?

But when it came to his face, he had a respectful smile.

"Hui Holy Monk, this mountain is the Golden Mountain."

Tang Sanfu asked again, "Then this cave is called the Golden Cave?" ”

The land thought for a while, shook his head, and nodded again, "Back to the Holy Monk, there is only such a larger cave on this Golden Cave Mountain, although this cave has no name, but if the Holy Monk wants to call it the Golden Cave, there is nothing wrong with it."

Speaking of which, this cave is also fortunate for three lives, and it can be named by the holy monk. ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

He just said a joke, but he didn't expect it to come true?

Literally, he can call this hole whatever it is called, and he has the final say.

"Then it's better to call it Jindou Cave."

Land: "......" MMP, you have a big stick, you have the final say.

"The poor monk asks you again, in addition to this Jindou Cave on this Jinwan Mountain, are there other caves where goblins live?"

The land shook his head, "No." ”

Tang Sanfu frowned, "On this Golden Mountain, there is not a demon king called the one-horned man?"

The land looked confused, "Back to the holy monk, there are no big demons on this Jinwan Mountain, only some small demons have settled again." ”

Tang San's burial: "....."

At this time, Tang San's heart and the apprentice who saw the iron rod call him out reached a magical resonance.

MMP, director, this script is not right!

At the same time, the thirty-three heavens.

The cerebellar axe re-tied the rope of the green cow and patted the green cow's head.

"Little Qingniu, you have to be obedient, you can't eat if you don't obey."

"Moo~"

Qingniu looked at the little brain axe, and his eyes were full of resentment.

"Hey, these two boys with golden horns and silver horns can fall asleep when they feed a cow, it's really sad!"

Looking at the silver horn who fell asleep on the ground, the cerebellar axe thought about it, lifted the bucket to feed the cow, and splashed a bucket of water on the silver horn's face before approaching.

"Whoa!"

The heart is cold, and the heart is flying.

The silver horn jumped up from the ground with a thud.

"Who? Who is so despicable and shameless to attack and sneak attack? ”

As soon as the words fell, Silver Horn saw the little brain axe looking at him with a smile that seemed to be not smiling.

"Cerebellar axe...... Big brother, I'm ......"

"No need to explain, I understand, I understand."

The cerebellar axe stopped the silver horn's words, as if I had already seen through everything.

Silver Horn: "......"

You know?

You know how to.

Our master specially asked me to sell a flaw and let Qingniu give Tang San's funeral some benefits next time, and block Tang San's burial.

As a result, I just fell asleep here, and the green cow let you bring it back before he ran out of the door.

Why are you so cheating, does Tang San know about his burial?