The girl made Coke chicken wings for the boy, and the boy tasted it and said it was delicious, and the girl took a bite and said: Liar, it's not cooked at all. The boy said gently, "Little fool, I think whatever you do is delicious." A few days later, the boy and girl died of bird flu. This story teaches us a profound truth: some foods cannot be eaten raw.

This is a joke that Huang Xiaohao told Miao Kexiu yesterday.

Although it took a few minutes to explain to her what bird flu was, it also made Miao Kexiu, who understood it, tremble with laughter, and then complained that Huang Xiaohao made up nonsense and arranged to curse those loving couples.

This also made Huang Xiaohao break out in a cold sweat, he just told this joke for a while. Although he reacted in time and changed the profound truth of the paragraph from "show affection, die quickly" to "some foods cannot be eaten raw", the smart Miao Kexiu faintly guessed the final truth of the joke and complained that Huang Xiaohao said such a bad thing when the two were getting along.

Huang Xiaohao naturally coaxed and persuaded him, and it took a lot of tongue and saliva to make Miao Kexiu turn from anger to joy. Huang Xiaohao thought that he had deeply understood the harm caused by this joke, but he didn't know that he still underestimated the power of this joke.

Just today, on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, Huang Xiaohao and Miao Kexiu discussed the decoration in the store. As he spoke, Miao Kexiu was pulled into Huang Xiaohao's arms, and just when the lips of the two were only 0.01 cm apart, a sudden voice interrupted the movements of the two.

"Brother Huang~?!" This call contains disbelief, as well as deep sadness, grief, and deep sorrow.

Don't care how Huang Xiaohao heard so much from a call. In short, when he turned around and saw Yi Qiaomei standing at the door of the store, holding an empty soy sauce bottle in her hand, her eyes full of tears and silent, he deeply understood a truth: jokes can't be told nonsense.

Time passes, it never stops, no matter what world it is.

Three months later, in the grove outside Renjia Town.

"Heaven and earth have righteousness, and miscellaneous manifolds. The lower part is the river mountain, and the upper part is the sun star. It is said that it is Haoran, and it is full of gloom. Huanglu is Qingyi, Han and Tuming Court ......" accompanied by bursts of copper bells, it is Wen Tianxiang's "Song of Righteousness".

"Song of Righteousness" was read out by Huang Xiaohao, who had a righteous and awe-inspiring face when he was serious, and it was really righteous and full of evil. Even if he is now in the dense forest with a dark moon and high wind, behind him, followed by a team of walking corpses wearing Qing Dynasty official uniforms, jumping and jumping, it still does not damage this awe-inspiring righteousness.

With a rattle in one hand and a talisman in the other, Huang Xiaohao was wearing the most orthodox and the most old-fashioned yellow wide robe in the mouths of Maoshan disciples, plus a group of walking corpses following behind him, who were moving forward in a queue jumping and jumping.

"Hey~! Nephew! Outside the town, it's time for a change of word. ”

In the middle of the group of jumping corpses, there was even a bamboo chair, which was erected by two walking corpses. A middle-aged Taoist priest wearing glasses above was sitting in a posture of Ge You's paralysis and shouted to Huang Xiaohao at the front of the team.

Huang Xiaohao admires him the most, and this is also this, on the jumping walking corpse, the Taoist priest can also sit so calmly and leisurely, which is also a real skill!

"Oh~! I'll change it, the yin people are on the road, and the yang people are avoided~! Yin people are on the road, and Yang people avoid ~! Huang Xiaohao changed his lines and shouted a few words again, then turned back to the four-eyed Taoist and said, "Uncle Shi, when you arrive at my master's Yizhuang, do you want to rest for a few more days?" ”

"It depends on the situation! Thanks to the help of my nephew and nephew, I made this trip a lot easier, and the journey was several days earlier than originally estimated. The four-eyed Taoist scratched his back, which had not taken a bath for a few days and was a little itchy, and then said, "If you can, it's not bad to rest for two more days in Senior Brother's Yizhuang." ”

When Huang Xiaohao heard this, he didn't answer anymore, shook the bell, and relied on the faint light emitted by the soul-attracting lamp hanging on his chest, leading the team of walking corpses to Yizhuang on the outskirts of Renjia Town.

"Yin people are on the road, and yang people are avoided~!" Shouting this sentence in his mouth, reminding passers-by who may appear to be aware of avoidance, Huang Xiaohao drove the group of walking corpses out of the dense forest.

Although the walking corpses are all controlled, there is no danger of getting out of control. But it is still the condensation of yin qi, which is not good for the living. Huang Xiaohao and the four-eyed Dao Master are both masters of the Dao with mana, so they are naturally not afraid of this little yin qi. However, if those ordinary people with weak kidneys and lack of yang qi may be contaminated with some yin qi a few steps away, resulting in a serious illness.

Therefore, whenever the corpse passes by a crowded place, you always have to open your mouth to remind ordinary people to avoid it.

All the way to Yizhuang, Huang Xiaohao led the group of corpses to the side house where the spirit stopped. The four-eyed Taoist leader followed the ninth uncle who opened the door, that is, the master of Huang Xiaohao's world, to drink tea and chat in the lobby.

"Senior brother, did you encounter anything interesting on this trip?" Uncle Jiu's second disciple Wen Cai helped Huang Xiaohao open the door on the side, and asked with curiosity.

"Please, senior brother, I'm going to chase corpses with my uncle, walking day and night, wind and dust, where will there be any fun things, do you think I'm going to visit the mountains and rivers?" Huang Xiaohao led the group of corpses into the house and asked them to stand in a row along the corner of the wall while answering Wencai's question.

"It's not fun, then what are you doing so actively, in the past three months, you have helped Uncle Shi catch up three times."

Wen Cai lit a bouquet of incense in his hand, and while distributing it to the group of walking corpses, he turned around and asked.

"There is merit, didn't the master say it? Our Maoshan lineage pays attention to the practice of entering the WTO, in addition to refining the heart in the red dust, the most important thing is to accumulate merits. ”

Huang Xiaohao took off the soul-attracting lamp hanging around his neck, put it on the table in the middle of the house, and carefully picked the wick to make the flame stronger. The yellow talisman attached to the forehead of the walking corpse was brighter under the light of the fire, and the charm drawn with cinnabar on it was also clearer.

Once extinguished, the soul of the corpse sealed by the charm will be out of control, and then this group of walking corpses will be pounced on people because of the instinct of yin and yang attraction.

"Merit? Does such a thing really exist? ”

Wen Cai's face showed a hint of confusion, although he was adopted and raised by Uncle Jiu since he was a child, but unfortunately his qualifications were really mediocre, and he still couldn't refine the magic power of ghosts and immortals, and really embarked on the path of cultivation.

Like this kind of cultivation topic of refining the heart and accumulating merits, he really couldn't understand it at all. But this hint of confusion was fleeting, and in just two seconds, he looked excited again.

"Senior brother, since you are back, I have to give you and Uncle Shi a good meal tomorrow, right?"

"Take it, I want the Li Ji roast goose on the street~!" As soon as he saw Wen Cai's appearance, Huang Xiaohao understood, took out a few pieces of ocean from his pocket and handed them to him, so that he could go to the town tomorrow to buy a hearty meal.

For Wencai, accumulating merit and cultivating immortals is really too far away, far less attractive than a big meal tomorrow. Huang Xiaohao, who has been with him for three months, naturally knows this.

This plane is still just a small world.

Even if there are some mountain spirits, lonely ghosts, and fierce spirits and zombies, they still can't change the fact that the environment is harsh and it's not easy to practice. Even the Ninth Uncle and the Four-Eyed Dao Master, who have successfully cultivated the mana of the Ghost Immortal, whether they can cultivate to the point of breaking through the Tribulation and reaching the realm of the First Tribulation Immortal before the limit in this life is a very difficult thing. Not to mention the qualifications of scholars, they are really mediocre and cannot enter the Tao.

Before crossing into this world, Huang Xiaohao specially spent a hundred merit points and used the function of the identity card APP. So as soon as he arrived in the world of "Mr. Zombie", he directly became the third disciple of Uncle Jiu. I don't know how the mobile phone was found, and the information on the identity card given to him, but it was written that Huang Xiaohao returned from abroad three years ago, and he had no relatives and no reason, so he worshiped under the Ninth Uncle.

And the ninth uncle of this world, his two disciples, Qiusheng Wencai, as well as other relatives and friends who are in contact, and even many ordinary people in Renjia Town, all have Huang Xiaohao's life memories in the past three years. Although these memories are too vague to describe in detail, none of them have any doubts about them.

It seems that Huang Xiaohao has really appeared in Renjia Town for three years.