The human head and the grass are not the same color?

Listening to Lao Niu's words, Tang San's mind flashed through the conclusion he had just reached.

looked at the green forest above the old cow's head, and instantly overturned his previous judgment.

On a person's head, there can still be green.

But......

"Old cow, what do you mean by walking around with a forest on your head?"

Looking at the forest above his head, looking at his old cow condescendingly and angrily, Tang Sanfu asked with some puzzlement.

Old Niu: "......."

Why do I have a forest on my head, don't you have a little bit of pressure in your heart?

"Tang San's funeral, the hatred of taking his wife, is not shared."

Tang Sanfu: "You wait...... Who has taken your wife? ”

Lao Niu's eyes widened, "Tang San's burial, you still don't admit it, my family ..... What your red boy said to that slut, I heard it word for word. ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

What's so special, why are there still children sent indiscriminately?

Is the red boy a child of a poor monk's family, do you really have no number in your own heart?

Look at the handsome appearance of the poor monk, you look at the big bald head of the poor monk who does not have a single hair, and say that the red boy belongs to the poor monk's family, do you believe it?

"So..... That's why you're running out with a forest on your head? ”

Lao Niu glared at Tang San's burial, "Yes! ”

And so it is......

Tang Sanfu almost slapped Lao Niu in the face.

"Even if you want to wander around a forest, you want the entire Three Realms to know that you have been greened.

But when you're digging the forest, can you let other people's small animals out first?

Look at the pine tree, seven little murderers side by side are gathered together, pitifully shrunk into a ball, can you bear to bully them?

Look at that little ..... Brain axe, you're too scared to eat meat. 、

Look at those big fat wolves, all of them have made you a scourge..... Oh, that's a bunch of Erha. ”

Bull Demon King: "......."

Listening to Tang Sanburi's words, seeing Tang Sanbury pointing at the top of his head, Lao Niu's eyes began to get redder and redder, and his nose began to spew out continuously.

"I ..... Am I talking to you about the forest?

I'm talking about you greening me. ”

Tang San's burial gaze and the old cow looked at each other for a moment, looking directly at the old cow's gaze, Tang Sanfu nodded.

"Oh, it's green for you......"

The old cow clenched his big steel fork in his hand.

Tang Sanfu: "No." ”

Smack!

The old cow's steel fork fell to the ground.

"You..... Tang Sanfu, I didn't expect you to be such a monk who dared to be a monk. ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Why do I dare to do it?

Tell me, what did the poor monk do to you?

Looking at the Iron Fan Princess who came from the western sky and landed beside Lao Niu with the red child, Tang Sanfu was stunned at that time.

The poor monk is not green and the old cow is not clear, even if the old cow himself is not clear, don't you have a little bit in your heart?

The poor monk has never slept with you, you really don't have a score in your heart?

"Tang San's funeral, what else do you have to say now!"

Seeing the Iron Fan Princess appear in person, Lao Niu felt that the forest above his head had become more lush, and his face had turned into the color of the Flame Mountain due to anger.

Tang San's funeral: "......"

I..... What else can I say?

"Princess Iron Fan, don't slander the poor monk, the poor monk is innocent between you and you, and there has never been a little bit of reluctance."

Facing Lao Niu's questioning, facing the suspicious eyes of his apprentices, especially in the face of the meaningful eyes of his sister Bailong, Tang Sanfu panicked at that time.

What's so ...... What does it have to do with the poor monk, you come to harm the reputation of the poor monk?

When did the poor monk have an affair with your iron fan princess, and if you spread it, the poor monk will be shameless?

I'm a generation of holy monks, don't you want to lose face?

Princess Iron Fan looked directly at Tang Sanfu, her eyes were full of openness, "Isn't it?"

Red boy, tell me about what this monk told you at the beginning. ”

The red boy took a step forward obediently, raised his hand and pointed at Tang Sanfu.

"Mother, this and ...... He had previously told the child that the child was not born to his father, but was his own flesh and blood.

He also said that children know samadhi true fire, and his father, the Bull Demon King, doesn't understand samadhi true fire at all.

He also said that mother, you have a banana fan here, and he also has a banana fan here, and the banana fan in your hand is a token of love that he gave you.

Said he ..... He is actually the child's biological father. ”

When he heard the red boy say about the banana fan, Tang Sanfu knew that he had found the key to proving his innocence.

"That's right, banana fan, iron fan princess, as the owner of the banana fan, you should know the origin of the banana fan in your hand.

This banana fan must not have been given to you by a poor monk, right?

So..... If you want to frame the poor monks, the poor monks will never admit it. ”

Listening to Tang San's funeral's words, Princess Tiefan looked at Tang Sanfu with some suspicion.

"The red boy said, you also have a banana fan here, which is a fire fan in the earth, wind, water and fire, yes or no?"

Tang Sanfu nodded, his hand flipped over, and the fire fan appeared in his hand.

"This banana fan was originally used by Taishang Laojun to make a fire, and it was temporarily borrowed by the poor monk."

At this moment, he didn't say that the banana fan was his own, after all, it would be messy enough, and if he said that the banana fan was his own, it would only make things more complicated.

With a wave of her hand, the same banana fan appeared in her hand.

As soon as the banana fan appeared, it trembled slightly, and at the same time, the banana fan in Tang Sanburi's hand also made a low sound in Tang Sanburi's hand, like a couple who had been reunited after a long absence.

Seeing this, the anger on the Bull Demon King's face was even worse, and when Princess Iron Fan looked at Tang San's funeral, there was also a faint disappointment in her eyes.

"Now, what else do you have to say?"

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Looking at the princess of the iron fan who seemed to be determined to let herself take the blame, Tang San was about to cry.

"Princess, you can't frame the poor monk like this, even if there is a connection between these two fans, it can't be explained, this fan is the stuff of Taishang Laojun, and it has nothing to do with the poor monk."

The disappointment in the eyes of the iron fan princess was even worse, and as soon as her hand was released, the banana fan in her hand was directly taken off.

Although the banana fan took off his hand, it did not fall to the ground, but flew to Tang San's funeral, circling around Tang Sanfu, and hissing with joy from time to time.

"Treasure knows Allah, you are the true owner of this banana fan.

Now, what else do you have to say? ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

What the hell am I ...... I don't have anything to say.

But.....

This is really not the work of a poor monk.

"Princess, how did this banana fan come about, you should know in your heart that it wasn't given by the poor monk, the poor monk was just joking with the red boy before, why did you hold on to the poor monk?

Instead of pestering the poor monk, why don't you go to Lao Jun and let him be responsible. ”

Looking at the performance of the Iron Fan Princess, at this moment, Tang Sanfu already believed that the red boy was definitely not the child of the Bull Demon King.

It's not the breed of the old cow, and I know in my heart whether I have done this kind of thing or not, and the remaining suspects are naturally only one Taishang Laojun.

However.....

Hearing Tang San's words, the disappointment in Princess Iron Fan's eyes was even worse.

Shaking her head in despair, the Iron Fan Princess's eyes were a little sparkling.

"Back then, you left this banana fan and left, and you never let me see the true face at all, but now the banana fan recognizes you, the real owner, but you still say such things."

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Nani?

Wait a minute, can you interrupt me.

Which year are you talking about?

When did the poor monk leave you a banana fan?

Besides, when did the poor monk have a banana fan.

Seeing Tang San's innocent expression, Princess Iron Fan couldn't hold back any longer.

Tears fell with a click.

That year, I was still an ignorant princess of the Rakshasa Kingdom, living a carefree life every day.

One day, I fell asleep in the garden gazebo, and when I woke up, I had this banana fan next to me.

Two months later, I found out that I was pregnant.

Now..... The reaction of the banana fan has proven everything, what else do you have to quibble? ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

What the hell is this..... He didn't know what he was arguing about.

But.....

"Wait..... Are you saying that you slept in the yard and woke up to find that you had an extra banana fan next to you, and you found out that you were pregnant two months later? ”

Princess Iron Fan nodded, "Now, what else do you have to say?" ”

Tang Sanfu smiled bitterly, "Of course the poor monk has something to say..... Look at the poor monk, now he is only twenty-one years old, and your red children are almost three hundred years old.

Even if a poor monk beats his mother's womb, he can make people pregnant..... It's too late. ”|

Princess Iron Fan's face turned cold, and two long swords suddenly appeared in her hand.

"Tang San's funeral, when do you want to be at your feet?

Who in the Three Realms doesn't know which golden cicada you are reincarnated?

If you hadn't broken the precepts and been punished, how could you be knocked down and re-cultivated in the tenth life of reincarnation? ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Girl, can you not overestimate yourself so much?

I was specially sent into reincarnation and reincarnated, and it really has nothing to do with you.

"I ......

Let's not talk about this first, let's talk about Lao Niu, are you sure that Red Boy will not be his child? ”

Although he was ninety-nine percent sure in his heart, Tang Sanfu couldn't help but ask.

On the side, Lao Niu also turned his head and looked at the Iron Fan Princess with a wing.

What if Red Boy is really his child?

It's just that Princess Iron Fan shook her head ruthlessly, shattering the dream shared by Lao Niu and Tang Sanfu.

"Impossible..... When I found out I was pregnant, I didn't know this stupid cow.

It was only after discovering that I was pregnant that this stupid cow began to chase me.

I found out that I was pregnant, and I couldn't find the child's real father, so I married him.

In order to make him believe that the child was his, when the child was about to be born, I also deliberately exposed my whereabouts to an enemy, and after a fight, I pretended to have fetal gas and caused the child to be born prematurely.

All these years, this stupid cow has not had the slightest suspicion. ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

Listening to Princess Iron Fan's words, Tang Sanfu's gaze at Lao Niu was already full of sympathy.

Old Cow: "......"

MMP, I was not given green by others, but I took the plate to others without knowing it.