409 Discuss a fart

Ma Li, who was expected by everyone, was busy listening to the beautiful sound of the system at this time.

[The hope of life lies in being alive, and only by living can we have DPS.] 】

[Congratulations to the director for once again receiving the reward that there will be a blessing in the future if you don't die.] 】

Looks like I'm not dead yet. However, the last time Houfu rewarded you with 1000 lives, this time it should be rewarded......

[2000 has been stored in the system warehouse.] 】

Why do I feel like this is another piece of equipment that will kill me! system, don't you give me an instruction for use? Forget it, it's useless to ask you.

Hurry up and let me out! What the hell is this dark place?

[Counting the number of super-ghost goblins this time......]

Transcend? Are you kidding me? I just fell for Niu Kelian's request and strangled myself.

[Ding~ The system corrects the error. The director's extermination is not excessive, and the residual thoughts are not in the certification system, so it cannot be accurately evaluated. Start fuzzy calculation of reward ......]

Remnants? What the hell is this? The system doesn't explain it...... Wait a minute!

Zhao Wei's reminder that the dream of being dismembered, as well as the residual thoughts in the system's mouth, all converged, giving Ma Li an extra memory in his mind, a memory to watch from God's perspective.

He started with the school scene made by Remnant Nian, and all the way to see himself and Wan Kai Sing buried by the rock.

Are these things trying to blacken me? What is their purpose? Is it really like my previous dream, I want revenge and let my soul fly?

But after reading this memory, I didn't realize that I had fought with them. How I got rid of them, and the dark silhouette at the end, why I saw it like I saw myself.

What's that?

When Ma Li's consciousness was trapped in the system, Lao Cao was wandering around. When it ran under the operating table, it shouted in surprise: "Wangwang~ I know who farted just now!" It's the director's fart, it's him he's him. ”

Song Qingqing was upset for his senior: "You just can't spit out ivory from your dog's mouth." The seniors were like that just now, how could it be like that. ”

"What's that?" Ge Shengjie picked his head and bent down to pull Lao Cao out. But after he stretched his head under the operating table, he also followed Lao Cao and called: "Huh? It's really Brother Pony's fart, he punched a hole in the operating table with one fart! ”

"Is that an exaggeration?" He Jiahui didn't believe their words, and also stuck his head down, "It's true." Ma Li is really not an ordinary person. The farts are so majestic. ”

"Really? Ren-chan should also be seen. Before Su Guohe squeezed in, he was hugged by his grandfather.

"A little girl should look like a little girl, what's so good about a fart." Qiu Tianyou's words were awe-inspiring, but his heart was also very curious, and his eyes always glanced down involuntarily. Can a fart really punch through the operating table?

"Enough! What's so nice about fart, be quiet and let Ma Lia have a good rest. Xu Jiao was very impatient. Ever since Ma Li's fart, he felt as if there was one more person in the house, which made him feel uneasy.

I used the golden vertical pupil to scan all the corners, and I didn't find anything abnormal.

Could it be......

"Sycophant." He Jiahui paced, inspired, "It's really a magical gas. You can shoot or put it. will be a sycophant, and the officials will have no worries about food and clothing. There is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by a sycophant. ”

He strode up to Xu Jiao, took his hand, and said excitedly: "I have decided!" The theme of the first movie of Counting Money Film and Television Company was sycophancy! ”

Half of Xu Jiao's face twitched: "Do you mean filming horses farting, or do you mean 'slapping horses'." ”

"It's all and it's neither." He Jiahui shook his head, clenched his fists excitedly and shouted, "My holy light! You have shown me the way. Let me discover such a wonderful subject! ”

"This drama will inject a breath of fresh air into the film and television industry where little fresh meat dominates the screen."

"Sycophant...... This should be considered a mudslide. The other half of Xu Jiao's face also began to twitch.

Really! Except for the employees of Sanqing Office, anyone who has something to do with Ma Li's brain circuits is abnormal.

Could it be that Ma Lia is the protagonist in it, with a comic aura? If you get close, you'll be infected by his funny air? It seems that I have been in contact with him a lot during this time......

Xu Jiao shuddered.

He Jiahui slapped Xu Jiao on the shoulder, and said enthusiastically: "Although your appearance is also a little fresh meat, you should be brave enough to break your own personality." I'm sure you'll become a powerful person who doesn't need to eat with your face. ”

“?” Xu Jiao shuddered again, and a bad premonition enveloped him.

"I want you to be the leading actor in this play, and I hope you will think more about how to be a sycophant."

Xu Jiao's face was twitching, and his body was trembling: "It's okay to be the leading actor, but did you miss the word 'fine' in your last sentence?" ”

"There's no sperm behind the fart, it's just a fart. I'm going to shoot a story about sycophants, personifying sycophants. Don't be afraid, with me, you can definitely play the role of sycophant. ”

"......" Xu Jiao pressed his knees with both hands. As the saying goes, if you don't listen to the elderly, you will suffer in front of you. Uncle Zuo is right, I should run the restaurant well. It's better to forget about the actor's dream or something.

"I have thought of the name of the movie, it will be called "The Days of Living with Sycophants"

"...... "What kind of wind is my brain, I actually want to worship this product as a teacher and learn acting skills from him." Did my first lesson start with fart?

"Xu Jiao, your face is very ugly. Don't like the name? ”

...... "Don't ask me again!" I quit!

"That's called "Rebirth: The Best Sycophant Breaking into the Flower Capital"

...... "Are you going to enter the Internet?" How do you want a fart to break into the city! Rise!

"Still not satisfied? Looks like you're a bit picky about the name of the movie...... But I appreciate your rigorous attitude. ”

"......" dissatisfied? I'm already extremely dissatisfied! If you hadn't carried Uncle Xiao's token, I would have flipped you with my tail.

"It's called "Sycophants". Let Xu Jiao put a fart out, and then add a five-cent special effect to the fart to make a human shape. Let it be chicken soup and talk about the truth of being a human being. This makes it possible to shoot a serial. ”

He Jiahui nodded: "This idea is even better, I'll plan it carefully." ”

"Awesome, awesome! I'm not a horse, how can I let out a horse's ass...... The surname is Ma, are you awake? ”

"The president gave up on this theme, and the people of Toei are already ahead of you, and they have already made anime about farts." Ma Li sat on the operating table with a blanket on his body, "You still shoot Warcraft fandom." I'm optimistic about your men. ”

"Mahata!" Guy He rushed to the operating table and hugged him, "You kid is so hard." ”

When Xu Jiao saw Ma Li wake up, he didn't walk over, but spit out the letter and said vigilantly: "What about the others?" Where have all the people gone? ”

"Someone else? I woke up and saw you two talking about, and I didn't see anyone else. ”

(End of chapter)