"Gu Xian has taught you the 'Three Beats, Two Actions and One Heart', and you only need to spread it in another realm to destroy the order of that realm. Hug Yuan Shouyi, and the transmission begins. ”

"Yes."

"Pat your head to make a decision, pat your chest to promise, pat your ass and leave; This doesn't do it, that doesn't do it; Single-mindedly for personal gain. ”

The puppet engraved the exercises into Xu Tong's mind, although the latter was still full of holes and lying on the ground for a long time, but his temperament had changed one hundred and eighty degrees.

Like a superior person, he is not angry.

"Shangxian, I am now blind and deaf in both ears, how can I recruit disciples and open an altar to teach the Dharma when I go to another realm?"

"When you go there, you know that your eyes and ears are nothing more than ornamentation."

After speaking, the puppet opened its arms and flew to the top of the Ferris wheel with Xu Tong.

Then, countless white air currents soared from all over the world and converged above Dapeng Park in an instant, forming a huge whirlpool.

Ma Li, Song Qingqing, who was walking back to the office, did not notice any abnormality in the sky.

Yu and Song, who were chasing the transparent giant underground, also didn't find anything strange.

Satellites in the space station also did not detect the anomaly.

The whole world is calm as usual.

The whirlpool turns into a funnel-shaped, pouring a white stream of air into the Ferris wheel, which spins at high speed in an instant.

The strange thing is that it swirls and brings a hint of wind, and the weeds around it don't even shake.

When the speed of rotation is about to reach the beam, the gas attached to the Ferris wheel turns gray and flies out into the air.

Rushed to the midpoint of the place where You Longyang and Li Lianxi had disappeared, the middle of the black and white door that had disappeared.

"Knock knock~"

The dull sound of drums, bursts of visible ripples, emanated from there.

The black and white doors reappeared, then shattered and intertwined into gray doors.

"Squeak~"

The door opened.

At this moment, all the ghosts, goblins and cultivators hidden in the human world were all confused.

When the gray door disappeared, there was no trace of Xu Tong on the Ferris wheel, only sawdust falling from the sky.

Boulder City, northwest of the Gobi Desert.

Ouyang Guo, who had gray hair, sat on the back of a half-human-tall ant, and looked coldly at the senior brother of the Extreme Yang Temple, who was wearing a tattered Taoist robe, who had disappeared for many days, and the dozen or so Extreme Yang Guan disciples with expressionless faces.

"The gray door is open, and the deal is done." Ouyang Guo reminded.

"Understood." The elder brother conjured up a palm-sized, rusty iron tower.

As soon as the tower appeared, the dozen or so gatekeepers were sucked into the tower.

There was a sound of flesh and bone grinding from inside the tower, as well as a disgusting smell of rotting flesh.

When the sound died down, a bright red bead condensed at the spire, and its surface was densely covered with moving words.

The senior brother pinched the bead in his right hand and said sarcastically: "For the sake of a mere banshee, have you abandoned your cultivation to study trivial small toys, and even laid out hundreds of years of value?" ”

"Bring it." Ouyang Guo got off the ant's back, walked straight in front of him, and stretched out his left hand with a metallic luster.

"Is it worth it?" The senior brother raised his voice, and the green tendons of his right hand clenched into a fist burst out.

Ouyang Guo didn't care about the other party's tone at all, and still said coldly: "Bring it." ”

"Together with Lone, you will destroy the world order and become the master. By then, what kind of banshee do you want, it's not ......"

"Click"

Ouyang Guo crushed the wrist of the senior brother's right hand, and in front of the latter, slowly broke his fingers and took out the beads.

"Huh. The guy with Short Sense is useless. The senior brother broke his right hand but didn't care at all, and disappeared after a mockery.

Ouyang Guo rubbed the beads and muttered, "With this secret method, you will definitely be able to come back to life." ”

The Dead Sea, the dungeon.

Natalie sat lazily on the throne of huge green leaves, looking at the greasy middle-aged man with the head of the chicken nest and the young woman with panda eyes.

"Mahata has overgrown the ghosts in the park, and now is the time for your Chimera Chamber of Commerce to make good on its promise."

"Yes, but ......" the greasy man picked at his scalp, the snow splashing, "you stole the chamber of commerce's test subject." It stands to reason that you should return them to us first. ”

"......" Panda Eye yawned and felt bored.

Hanada also yawned as if she was infected: "It's only natural for a woman to see homeless little animals and bring them home. How can it be considered stealing? ”

"That, that......"

Greasy men are not good at negotiating, and even less good at negotiating with beautiful women.

So, he was so anxious that he secreted more oil.

Panda Eye yawned and complained, "Just leave the matter of retrieving the lost property to the special service team." You are a R&D person who does so many things, and just give things to others to complete the transaction. ”

"Aang?" The man turned his head and looked at his colleague in surprise, "How can you say such irresponsible words!" You are the backbone of the Chamber of Commerce. ”

"Long-winded. Can't you go back to rest early? It's the time of the Monkey Shopping Festival, and I have to send out all kinds of monkey coupons every day, and I have to scare customers, which is very sleepy. ”

Panda Eye slapped the man's buttocks, and the man burped and spat out a slippery dark red egg.

The egg rolled on the ground a few times, making the sound of transparent glue tearing, and finally came to the foot of the flower field.

Greasy men are disgusting!

Hanada hurriedly retracted his feet to the throne and watched the noisy duo leave the main hall.

At the same time, she was still thinking about whether the "mother" was willing to merge with the egg after knowing how it appeared.

Early in the morning, Sanqing Office.

Ma Li's father, Ma Yuankong, sat solemnly behind his desk, checking the documents on the computer. From time to time, he also asked the thoughtful Ma Li, about the income and expenditure of the firm.

Ma Li's mother, Lilac, is preparing breakfast for the family in the kitchen. Song Qingqing wanted to come forward to help several times, but she was asked out with a mysterious smile.

Auntie's eyes are so weird.

Song Qingqing touched her slightly bulging belly (caused by overeating a large amount of takeout in the early morning), and was puzzled.

Ma Yuankong controlled the mouse with one hand and rhythmically tapped the desktop with the other.

When the tapping stopped, he glared at Ma Li: "You really know how to hunt ghosts?" Is someone really sending you money? ”

"Well, really. If you don't believe me, I'll show you the bank deposit. ”

Ma Li opened his phone angrily and saw a row of unread text messages. The date was last night, when I was trying to survive in the cave.

【Dear customers, hello. If you smoke 60 percent, you will be killed by 2,000 yuan, and 60 million will be deducted. The balance of the bank card account is insufficient, and the deduction fails. 】

[Choose the repayment method of equal amount (each installment is one natural month) within three points: 1. 618 interest-free installments, 2. 540 interest-free installments, 3. 360 installments, the interest rate is 15%. Just reply with the corresponding number. 】

[Dear customers, due to the selection timeout, the default for you to choose 3.] The monthly repayment is 758,666.41, and the interest paid is 213,119,900. 】

[I am a bank artificial intelligence customer service 118, please rate my service so that I can ...... better]

More than 200 million in interest? Running away as an old man?

(End of chapter)