After Wu Fan and the others got off the plane, they looked for an empty lot, and the four of them stopped.

Wu Fan took advantage of everyone's unpreparedness to put the scum king's seat car into the system storage yard, the plane's fuel was almost exhausted, and Wu Fan had to find other ways to return to Qingbei.

Wu Fan bought some tables and chairs in the system. There are also some pots and pans, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and some ingredients.

Luo Shan suddenly felt that his body was almost recovered, and he couldn't help but sigh at the miracle of red wound medicine.

Luo Shan Miaohua began to chop wood for cooking.

Wu Fan picked up the telescope and looked into the distance, the mountains were continuous, and the color was new and green. On the top of the hill in the distance, there is a dilapidated thatched house.

Due to the obscuration of the mountains, it is not possible to see too far away.

Wu Fan pulled Zhang Xiaochun and walked in the direction of the thatched house.

Zhang Xiaochun followed stupidly, with a flush on his face, after all, she was an untrained little girl, although most of the girls in the 26th century were quite open, but they inexplicably became someone else's daughter-in-law, and helped others "give birth", which was psychologically difficult to accept for a while.

Wu Fan took her hand, she didn't resist at all, and there was an unknown joy in her heart.

What this boy did was amazing. After more than a day of contact, her impression of this ruffian-type scumbag has completely changed.

In order to save himself, he went to Longtan alone.

In order to save himself, he blocked the group of bandits alone, was trapped in a cage, and died nine lives.

At the critical moment, it fell from the sky to save everyone from fire and water!

The experience of this day is comparable to an adventure, and the boy is the hero of the whole story.

Zhang Xiaochun was annoyed by her willfulness for a while, she really shouldn't have sprayed anti-wolf spray on her face!

Zhang Xiaochun's heart was pounding, and he just followed him obediently.

Does he really have a crush on me?

It must be like this, for the sake of a person who is not familiar at all, it is by no means possible for ordinary people to die alone, so do you want to promise him? Do you really want to help him have a child in the future?

I have to admire how big a girl's brain hole is! Cranky thought of Skyrim.

It seems that Hang Erlang is just his appearance, but under his unruly appearance, he has a mature and introverted heart.

Emphasis on love and righteousness, clear grievances, benevolence, wisdom and courage. The appearance is still so-so at a closer look, and it can be trusted for a lifetime.

Of course, this was purely her own misunderstanding, the mountain road was rugged, and Wu Fan held her hand in order to make him walk more steadily, without too many ideas.

Wu Fan just wanted to see the abrupt thatched house, who lived here.

Wu Fan at least had a lot of things to do, and he had to return to Qingbei City in the evening.

In about a quarter of an hour, I walked to the edge of the thatched house.

An old man in coarse linen was chopping wood there.

Seeing the two people coming, they didn't look up, and kept chopping wood according to this inherent frequency.

A worn-out axe, with a blade, almost curled, and three or four notches in it.

With a shriveled and withered hands, the axe turned!

Neat pieces of wood were chopped out in an orderly manner under his axe.

When you look closely, you can tell that these pieces are elm.

Elm is one of the strongest woods in the solid wood material, and people often use elm pimple heads to describe people's minds as not open, the reason is that elm wood is very hard.

Wu Fan saw some clues, because such a worn-out axe, how could it split such a hard wood?

Wu Fan's system mall bought a sharp axe.

When he approached the old man, he said:

"Grandpa, let me chop wood for you!"

Zhang Xiaochun wondered, is this kid doing magic or what? Suddenly an axe appeared! Surprised.

"You can't split it!"

The old man raised his eyes and said slowly, these dry eyes that could not be dried up anymore were like fish in the dry water, without a trace of brilliance.

Wu Fan smiled at the old man, picked up a piece of elm, and used seventy percent of his strength to pick up the big axe in the middle of the super elm.

"Click".

The elm wood did not split, but deflected, and the elm block was bounced up, jumping happily in the air!

Wu Fan was very puzzled, and then went to pick up the wooden block, and used a lot of strength to cut it, and finally split the wood, but the deviation was too much, and it only split on the edge of the elm, and only split a small piece.

A sharp axe!

The power of 4000!

A piece of broken wood!

How could it not be split?

Wu Fan stared at the old man again, and there was nothing out of the ordinary.

The old man was still using slow movements, seemingly weakly chopping the elm wood, and the elm wood was chopping out in a neat and orderly manner.

Wu Fan was very surprised, such an axe, with this kind of strength, can also split wood, and it can be chopped so well.

Wu Fan's eyes were pious, he walked towards the old man, bowed deeply, and bent at 90 degrees. Ten seconds later, he lifted his body!

"The younger generation is dull, please teach the old man!"

The old man was still expressionless.

Said leisurely:

"If you move, you will divide,

Stillness is together,

No fault,

Stretch with the song. ”

The breeze stirs the treetops, and the white clouds float in the sky.

Wu Fan was like being in a fog, and he didn't understand what it meant at all.

Moving? Haven't I moved yet? The strength to feed is almost exhausted, why haven't the wooden blocks been separated?

Isn't this nonsense? Of course, you can't split the wood without moving.

If you don't do it, it will be even more cloudy and foggy if you stretch out with the song, what a mess, you are already a scumbag, and you can say this bunch of Zen principles that you don't know why, it's just embarrassing, Wu Fan is very depressed in his heart.

"Thank you seniors for your advice, the juniors understand, come back another day!"

Wu Fan bowed down again, pretending to be very polite and cultivated, turned around and grabbed Zhang Xiaochun's hand, who was stunned in place, and walked in other directions.

Wu Fan can also guess that this is a master in the world, but he can't stand this kind of preaching, with Wu Fan's intelligence, he will not have such a bad academic performance in his studies.

The old man looked at the direction where Wu Fan had gone, nodded lightly, and then shook his head again.

Zhang Xiaochun's eyes widened and asked:

"What did you just understand, why didn't I understand at all?"

The corners of Wu Fan's mouth curled slightly, and he said with a smile:

"Don't you understand at all? I really don't understand what you're studying in college, a girl who looks smart and smart, she doesn't understand such a simple word, hey! ”

"I really don't understand, you tell me!"

Zhang Xiaochun broke the casserole and asked in the end, he had to ask Wu Fan the meaning of these four sentences.

Wu Fan straightened his face, coughed twice, and said in a matter-of-fact manner:

"Ahem, if you move, you will be divided, and if you are quiet, you will be together, which means that you are in and out, you are divided, and you are out.

For example, the old man pushes the cart, the old tree coils the roots, etc., etc., some very commonly used postures, understand? ”

"I don't understand!"

Zhang Xiaochun's eyes widened.

"I'll try it with you another day and teach you how to push a cart!"

Wu Fan said.

"How strong do I have to push a cart!"

Wu Fan said with a smile!

"I'll push the cart, you can enjoy!"

Zhang Xiaochun said:

"I didn't see it, you still know how to be romantic!"

Wu Fan almost laughed, but he held back and continued to tease:

"That's not called romance, that's called sex, it's better to wear erotic underwear, and then go to the cart, the effect will be better!"

Zhang Xiaochun: "Cut ......"

Although most of Zhang Xiaochun can't understand it, she still understands some erotic underwear.

Wu Fan Dao:

"Cut a bird! As if you really do! ”

Zhang Xiaochun felt more and more that there was something wrong with Wu Fan's words.

Zhang Xiaochun silently opened Du Niang.

The old man pushes the cart: the rear position (also known as the back position) is a position of sexual intercourse, commonly known as the dog crawling style or the old man pushing the cart, which is a very popular xxoo position. Men, in particular, will have a thrill of conquest!

Zhang Xiaochun's cheeks were suddenly like the sunset on the horizon, bright red as blood.

This bad embryo is a bully.

"You bastard!"

Zhang Xiaochun grabbed Wu Fan's waist.

Wu Fan jumped up with a snort and shouted:

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to strangle you!"

Wu Fan hurriedly used a cross to fix Zhang Xiaochun tightly, and the two bodies were tightly pressed together.

"Ahh

Wu Fan screamed again, his nose was almost bitten off, and a clear tooth mark almost didn't bite blood.

"You... You, does it hurt? ”

Zhang Xiaochun knew that he was too much, and asked in fear.

"I'll bite you and try!"

Wu Fan opened his mouth, like a dragonfly dotting water, on Zhang Xiaochun's crystal clear little nose, he took a bite gently, and a mouthful of hot and humid gas blew on Zhang Xiaochun's face, and Zhang Xiaochun's face was itchy, and his whole body began to soften.

Looking at Zhang Xiaochun's expression, Wu Fan knew that this matter was a big deal, and this girl didn't even resist anymore now, and it seemed that she still had a little taste of enjoyment.

Wu Fan immediately let go of his hands.

"Plop!"

Zhang Xiaochun's delicate body fell to the ground, and his buttocks hurt from the fall.

"You... You... Why don't you know so much? ”

Zhang Xiaochun said angrily.

"Are you fragrant or jade, at best you are a savage chick, in Brother Scum's harem group, you can't rank in the top five at all, stop being delusional!"

Wu Fan tried his best to say it to the extreme, there were too many good girls beside him, he had already hurt several of them, and he didn't want to let others fall again.