Chapter 41: Take off your clothes
"Take your shirt off!"
"Uncle Shi, you're not joking with me, are you?" The three madmen stared at the cow and said with some surprise. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"Take it off! It's like a girl's house! "The sun god was a little impatient.
"Uncle Shi, are you sure you are taking off your clothes?" The three madmen didn't quite believe the uncle in front of him, and they either scared him or took off their clothes when they came up.
"Take it off!" The sun god commanded rather forcefully.
"Oh!" The three madmen promised, and began to take off their clothes with great reluctance.
"Take it off while standing down!" Seeing the three madmen undressing next to Jinhua, the sun god reprimanded.
"Uncle Shi! But down here! The three madmen said and looked down.
I saw that the ground was full of white bones drilled out, and the secret was numb, and I really thought it was bamboo shoots if I didn't look closely.
"Go ahead!" The sun god waved his hand as he spoke, and the bones shrank back again, leaving only the ground pitted.
"I really don't know if this uncle is an impostor! Not only is he a ghost, but he also raises so many zombies! The three madmen muttered in their hearts.
"Jin'er! It won't be long, I'll be back with you soon! The sun god said to the woman in the coffin!
It's only a few steps away, and I have to say goodbye! Maybe it's because the woman is so beautiful, listening to the meaty words, the three madmen didn't even get goosebumps.
Maybe it's because girls don't look too big as long as they're beautiful.
The sun god who came from the shadows stared at the naked upper bodies of the three madmen and began to look at them, as if they were looking for something!
"Uncle Shi!" Although he was stared at when he went to the river to bathe and splash in the past, but now that he is stared at by the sun god for some reason, the three madmen always feel hairy in their hearts! Goosebumps all over my body.
"Turn around!" Just like a beauty pageant, the sun god boy looked at it carefully.
"Hmmm! That's right, it's the Descendants of Heaven! The sun god pretended to be profound.
"Uncle, can you be normal? I'm sure I'm from Heaven! The three madmen trembled and hurriedly put on their clothes.
"Just holding the Breaking Weapon can't prove your identity, who knows if you were lucky enough to accidentally dig it up! Besides, you won't even be able to use this groundbreak! The sun god said with some childishness.
"Uncle Shi! I ......"
"Haha! It's okay! Don't worry, even if the people from this underworld come, there is nothing they can do about you! Maybe my Jin'er will be saved......" I don't know what the three madmen want to say, the sun god jumped away from the topic when he answered, and the strange thing was that he laughed and cried.
"Uncle Shi, why do you always like to play dumb riddles like my master?" The three madmen were a little angry on the side, but the speaker had no intention of listening to the heart, and the three madmen were still very curious about the meaning of these words from the mouth of the sun god.
"Humph! How can you compare him with me! Old old-fashioned! I don't know how to be flexible, what's the use of learning the Tao method in the air! It's all his fault, otherwise my Jin'er would have come back to life a long time ago! The sun god's face was full of anger, and he returned to the red coffin, as if his face had changed, and looked at the woman in the coffin with love.
"Forget it! Just as I didn't ask anything! "The three madmen have completely given up the idea that the sun god can speak soberly.
It seems that this sun god and the seventh uncle have some festivals, otherwise they wouldn't have said that.
After being reprimanded by the sun god, the three madmen lay down beside the red coffin a little angrily, but when he saw the woman in the red coffin, he was so angry that he even forgot that the woman in the coffin was a corpse.
But the strange thing is that for some reason, he always feels that he will see the woman in this coffin again in the future.
"There is a mark on the heirs of Tianmen for generations! This mark can only be found after the true inheritance of the Heavenly Gate inheritance! The sun god said faintly.
"Uncle Shi, your mark won't be the sun on your forehead!"
"Stinky boy, not too stupid!"
"Uncle Shi, do I also have this mark? How I've never seen it! The three madmen said and lifted their clothes again and looked at them carefully.
"Three inches back of the ribs under the armpit!" The sun god glanced at him and stopped talking, but stared at the woman in the coffin with a gentle expression.
"Where? Why can't I find my uncle? The three madmen twisted their heads and searched for a long time, but they didn't see the so-called mark.
The three madmen who originally wanted the sun god to point their fingers turned around and found that the sun god at this time had long forgotten his existence, but looked at the woman in the coffin with a gentle face, as if the woman would wake up at any time.
"Uncle Shi! You are really a heavy color and light apprentice......" The hearts of the three madmen were like the Yellow River roaring, but there was no way not to.
"Jin'er! Jin'er ......" The sun god has been murmuring, and the love on his face is like the flowers of midsummer, all piled together.
The three madmen really want to grab the sun god and ask what is going on! What's going on here? But the sun god didn't give him a chance at all, and every time he didn't finish speaking, he went down to the side of the coffin!
Although he admits that the woman in this coffin is very beautiful, it can't even be described as beautiful!
But the sun god is not here now! It's really going to drive a curious three crazy people crazy.
"Uncle Shi!" After struggling for a long time, the three madmen still couldn't hold it back.
"The mark of the gate of heaven will only appear after the stimulation of the incense, whether the heirs of the gate of heaven can see this mark!" The sun god said faintly, at this time, the three madmen have the heart to kill.
"Incense? What is it? ”
"Some people say that they are human beings in the world, but how can this three-foot-high god be a nonsense! Although people, ghosts and gods are all in this world! But after all, there are many restrictions on the rules of this world! This incense is offered to all the gods above you! The sun god said faintly, but in the eyes of the three madmen, it seemed to be a secret.
"Uncle Shi! That imprint? The three madmen continued to ask.
"There are two theories about this sign, one is the name of the god of the offering, and the other is the source of all the power of a mage, perhaps called a mana birthmark! Or a mana tattoo is more appropriate. ”
"What if you don't have this mark?"
"If you don't have this mark, then you can learn to draw talismans! Just like your master! After all, not all people are born gods! The sun god said with some haughtiness.
"But why don't I know anything?" The three madmen asked.
"If you follow that old fashionista, you can only draw talismans! He knows something, even your mark is incomplete! "Speaking of the seventh uncle, the sun god always has some disgust.
"Actually, I can't even draw talismans!" The three madmen muttered in their hearts, after all, he had only studied for a month.
"Uncle Shi, then how can I complete these marks?" The three madmen had a thief in their eyes, after all, if he could learn this trick and a half, when the time came, Yin Cha would come to catch him, and when he escaped, he wouldn't have an extra hole card.
"Uncle Shi! So what is this dry corpse? The three madmen asked cautiously, in fact, he wanted to ask more in his heart why he became the way he is!