Chapter Eighty-Seven: The River Crosser
"Old fellow, you see they're actually incense you!"
Nezha looked at the incense figures and sighed, but there was a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, obviously not with any good intentions.
After all, in the mission world experience of the dream world, he knew that the meaning of incense to people meant that the person had passed away, and there were few for the living, even if the incense was a statue of a god, it couldn't stop Nezha from wanting to laugh.
There was a shuddering sound.
"Smack!"
fell on Nezha's head, as if he had become accustomed to it.
The energetic force brought up directly knocked Nezha into the ground, but the Mengdao man who shot it seemed to have done something insignificant, and naturally withdrew his hand.
"Don't think that if you speak ambiguously, I will know what you mean, the bear child is just underwhelming!"
Speaking of which, he also seems to have a bit of a headache.
"At that time, I shouldn't have helped your father send you to the dream world to sharpen, but it turned out that there were many more ways to greet people!"
Nezha jumped out of the ground without care, patted the non-existent dirt on his body, and looked at the Dream Daoist with his lovely eyes open, as if what the Dream Daoist said had nothing to do with him at all, and what an innocent person he was.
It's almost five big words written on the back, 'I am innocent'.
"Are you innocent? Do you see if the rhino horn sage promises or not? ”
It seems that he has a little temper, and the dream man is a little angry.
"How many years did it take for people to cultivate carefully to get two rhino horns comparable to divine iron? It's swallowing the essence of the stars again, and it's looking for the Nine Heavens Weak Water Refinement, just to keep improving, why do you take the yellow spring water from the underworld to deceive him? ”
"The two white rhino horns are now black and black, not to mention, there is a rancid smell, the rhino horn sage is made of fragrant rhinos, it is best to be clean, do you know that he almost went back and broke the two rhino horns in the end?!"
After a pause, the Dream Daoist continued: "Especially this time is different, you actually let him use the Yellow Spring Water in the Divine Soul Form of the Dream Realm, this taste can go deep into the Divine Soul, but it is not just a matter of refining it and then dissolving it with spiritual rhyme!" ”
"If you do bad things, forget it, and you will harm people for a lifetime?!"
Nezha's little face also had a wry smile: "Isn't it that you don't know, those who don't know are not guilty, this is what you said!" ”
"Besides, it's a little stinky, what's wrong with it? It just fits his image, a demon is accompanied by fragrant flowers every day, and those who don't know think he's a god..."
The Dream Daoist raised his head with a flick of his fingers, which landed on Nezha's eyebrows, and then a red mark appeared.
"Now you still look at people as a clan? Although the rhino horn sage is a demon, he is a rare person with deep fortune, and his merits are good, even if it is a role that can sit on one side of the catastrophe, if you hadn't been with me recently, you would have been contaminated with some heavenly favors, and you would never have encountered such a great power in your life, do you understand?! ”
"Do you really think Heavenly Court is a good place? The suppression of all races is said to be good, majestic, in fact, you have obtained the luck incense, but you also have to bear the resentment of all spirits, if it weren't for the fact that the heavenly court has gradually made no big moves recently, you would have been dismembered long ago! ”
Nezha naturally knows a thing or two about these things, but he doesn't dare to talk to the Dream Dao people, the snap of the finger on his head is not comparable to the violent tremor in front, but the real divine soul punishment, he is also dizzy now, where can he refute it, so he has to say yes.
For bear children, you can't give them a chance to speak, because they will always beat you with rich experience and unreasonable appearance, the best way is to give him a mallet directly, and just be obedient.
Therefore, the Dream Dao people have always done this, even if Nezha has other ideas in his heart, with the increase of knowledge in the dream world, as well as the teaching of Li Jing, the father, this bear child will eventually grow up slowly.
In fact, this Nezha is really pitiful, he almost died when he was young because of the concentration of blood, and was later rescued by the Heavenly Court God Elder Inspiration, but it was just an experiment.
In the end, in order to leave a nail in the Li family's lineage, he limited his body and mind to the posture of a child, and no matter how many years passed, he was still a child.
But even children are members of the gods, so how can they be weaker in wisdom than ordinary people? Seeing others grow day by day, I know that my own body is unusual.
So the uneasiness, anger, and panic became entangled into an emotion, and Nezha, who didn't know how to vent, could only squander the panic in his heart with various actions, and the result was that rebellious child.
Fortunately, the Dream Daoist saw the problem at a glance, and sharpened Nezha's mind with the power of the dream world, and then supplemented it with exercises to grow his body, which could perfectly solve the problem he was struggling with.
This is also the reason why Nezha did not appear very angry although he was suppressed and thrown into the hands of such a stranger as Mengdaoren, after knowing that he could grow up, where would there be any anger and unwillingness?
Although he is still very naughty occasionally, it is not too much, if it is not a mistake this time to provoke the rhino horn sage, the dream Taoist is too lazy to take him out, after all, there is a dream world, Nezha is very happy.
Finally, Nezha came back to his senses from the finger of the Dream Daoist, hugged his head and asked, "What are we doing here?" The quicksand river is not a good place, do you still want to go to Lingshan to meet those bald heads? ”
"Don't blame me for not reminding you, those guys in Heavenly Court don't know much about the cognition of divine souls, but Buddhism is very mysterious, don't capsize in the gutter!"
Shaking his head gently, the Dream Daoist did not answer Nezha's question directly, but took Nezha to the edge of the ferry of the Liusha River.
looked at the old man Haoshou who had been smoking a cigarette, but asked very calmly: "Can you cross the river by ferry?" ”
The wooden cigarette stick struck the edge of the boat, sending a puff of white smoke.
"Click, click!"
The old man also looked indifferent: "Of course, that's what the old guy did..."
"Two guests, please come on board!"
I saw that the old man stood up and gave way to the space, allowing Mengdao and Nezha to get on the boat.
Although Nezha was confused, he also followed the Dream Daoist to the boat.
Walking all the way to the center of the quicksand river, Mengdao asked leisurely, "Do you know why I brought you here to this quicksand river?" ”
With a puzzled look, Nezha did not hide his ignorance.
"I've been here a few times once in a while, and each time I've been high and high, rolling up and down... Although it is a hot hand for Buddhism, it can be regarded as treating other races equally, otherwise there would not be so many human races gathered near this quicksand river..."
"Do you think he's right? Uncle..."
The dreamer looked at the old man who was rocking the oars and laughed softly and asked...
PS: Three more will not be less, today should be a little later, the recent state is a little problematic, in the adjustment, sorry!