Chapter 462: Be serious, rob it!
Burst......!
A cluster of crimson flames flickered, and even though it was only a blink of an eye, a small tree as tall as a man was burned to ashes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Tsk, this temperature is too high to master," Poplar scratched his head and said speechlessly.
He began to prepare on his own, not caring about Lan Xin's 'threat'.
Lan Xin was puzzled and asked, "Brother Bai, what are you doing?" That's the thrill you have in mind? If I go, you don't want to burn me, do you? It's exciting enough, but what if you burn me to death? ā
What a mess, Poplar sweated, looked at her and said, "Just you?" A fire can burn you into ashes, pull it down, and it will be exciting...... Don't move."
Look what the hell are you doing, Lan Xin doesn't understand, and looks at Poplar.
Poplar pouted and fumbled around the side, eventually picking up a bit of charcoal from the roots of the small tree that had been burned to fly ashes.
As soon as he turned around, Ma Dan almost mouth-to-mouth with Lan Xin.
Lan Xin wanted to figure out what trick Poplar was playing, and watched it with great interest, but he suddenly turned around.
"What are you doing?" Lan Xin didn't retreat at all, glaring at Meimu and asked.
Bai Yang rolled his eyes, and as soon as he stretched out his tongue, he could lick Lan Xin's lips, pouted, tilted his head back a little, picked up the charcoal in his hand and greeted Lan Xin's face.
"Hey, what the hell do you want to do?" Lan Xin glared, but he didn't avoid it, he trusted his good friend, no matter what you do, it won't hurt me anyway.
Poplar didn't speak, but beckoned her with charcoal, painted her eyebrows with bells and whistles, and painted a beard on her tender lips and under her nose, and the charcoal slag fell down with a slight movement.
When he was done, he stepped back a little and nodded, "Let's do it."
"What the hell is going on" Lan Xin rolled her eyes, not caring about the poplar scribbling on her face.
Poplar didn't speak, but turned his hand over and took out a small mirror, and then greeted him with charcoal on his face, with thick eyebrows, and a beard, and finally his face was full of bells and whistles that even his mother didn't recognize.
Then he grinned and asked Lan Xin with a fierce expression: "Is it fierce?" ā
......Poof, Lan Xin smiled speechlessly and said, "Fierce wool, in your words, it's quite cute, what do you want to do, Brother Bai?" ā
Bai Yang didn't answer, put the mirror in front of Lan Xin and said, "You're pretty cute too"
"I'll rub it, I'll make you this stinky virtue with a good beautiful girl?" Lan Xin glared, looking at his original white face, which was pitch black, and was speechless.
Bai Yang patted his ass and stood up, waved his hand and carried a rusty knife to the other side of the road and said, "Brother Lan, go quickly, take you to play more fun things"
"Hey, wait for me" Lan Xin's eyes lit up, and she didn't bother that her face was ruined by the poplar, so she followed with a sword.
However, Poplar took two steps, threw away the big knife, pouted his buttocks, and bent over.
Lan Xin was in a hurry, she didn't pay attention, and her stomach hit Bai Yang's ass all of a sudden.
Bang, Poplar gnawed a mouthful of grass on the ground, turned over and looked at Lan Xin angrily and said, "Hold the grass, what are you doing?" ā
Lan Xin rubbed her stomach and said speechlessly: "Why did you ask me why did I ask you, didn't you let me follow?" You're pouting your ass and making hair."
"Well, my bad, I suddenly thought I had to get a prop," Poplar said embarrassedly, scratching his head.
Then he took off his white robe, tore it and tore it to get a piece of white cloth, on which he wrote the word 'robbery' with charcoal, tied it to a branch and stuck it in his waist, then stood up and carried a big knife and said: "Let's go, let's go and rob!" ā
"Robbery? Who are you robbing" Lan Xin became interested, and Ma Yu followed.
The heart is so exciting, robbery is not a good thing when I hear it, and I said it nervously for the first time......
On the road more than five hundred meters away from Baiyang, in the direction of Baishigou Town, a large group of people came quickly, with more than 100 people, most of them were cold-eyed guards, armored and holding swords to look around vigilantly.
This group of people carried more than a dozen carriages, and they didn't know what the big boxes and small boxes were loading, but a delicate carriage in the center of the crowd was protected.
"Cheer up, don't have any accidents, big guys"
Next to the delicate carriage, a burly middle-aged man in pitch-black armor and armed with a spear rode a fiery horse to warn the others loudly.
No one answered, the atmosphere was serious, everyone's hands were on the closest place to the weapons on their bodies, and they would draw their knives and slash people at any moment.
"Stop! Ahem......"
Just then, a loud roar came from the side of the road in front of them.
The paralysis was so loud that it almost broke, and Poplar was speechless while coughing.
"!" By the side of the carriage, the strong man roared angrily, rode his horse to the front for the first time, waved his hand to signal the team to stop, and looked at the front with vigilant eyes.
Poplar swaggered to the middle of the road with a big knife, a small stick was inserted behind him, and a white cloth on the stick was waved in the wind, and he threw the big knife to the ground and shouted: "Do you see it?" Rob! ā
Lan Xin stood beside Bai Yang with an excited face, holding the long sword and nodding approvingly: "Yes, robbery!" ā
Bai Yang was speechless, turned to look at Lan Xin and said, "Brother Lan, you can't do this, you have to be fierce, you are unprofessional at first glance"
Lan Xin raised her eyebrows, glared at her beautiful eyes and showed a mouthful of white teeth and said, "Robbery!" After finishing it, he asked Poplar: "Is this enough?" ā
"Well, almost" Poplar nodded, looking ahead.
A team of people in front of them looked at each other, where did the neuropathy come out? As for the two of you, you are still robbing, thinking that you can scare people by drawing your face with charcoal like a ghost, or what?
The strong man at the head put down the spear in his hand, looked at Bai Yang and Lan Xin sympathetically and said, "Both, are you encountering any difficulties?" It's okay, say it, all brothers in the four seas, if there is really any difficulty, I can help the two of you"
Bai Yang stopped doing it at that time, pointed at the other party and glared: "Well, didn't you see the robbery?" What's the place to call Hanako? I tell you, all of them are serious, now rob, the men stand on the right, the women stand on the left, and the men and women stand in the middle! ā
"Yes, stand in the middle," Lan Xin nodded to Poplar on the side.
Burst...... Hahahaha......
A large group of people, the original atmosphere was quite solemn, thinking that they had really encountered a robbery, but they didn't expect to meet these two teasers, and they all burst into laughter.
"Brother? Which troupe are you? It's funny."
"yes, why haven't I ever encountered such a funny troupe before? If you don't mess with us, just make us happy and keep our food and clothing safe."
"Hey, don't say it, these two guys are really fun."
A group of people pointed at Poplar and Lan Xin and smiled.
Lan Xin smiled awkwardly, looked at Bai Yang and asked with a wink, "Brother Bai, what should you do next?" Anyway, it's not professional to rob us, you see, it's all a joke."
That's what he said, but Lan Xin was excited, and at the same time a little embarrassed, he was robbing, usually only bad guys do this, but he didn't expect to learn badly after two days with Brother Bai.
Ahem, the old poplar blushed, this thing is done.
Then his eyes widened, and he pointed over there and said to Lan Xin: "Brother Lan, it's up to you now, go over and kill them all, and I'll be responsible for cheering you on!" ā
"It's no problem to lie down, although there are many of them, and the first one is a martial artist, and at most there are three layers of martial artists, but are you sure that your rags can cheer?" Lan Xin looked at Poplar with disdain.
"Don't worry about the details, that's pretty much what it means, we're not professionals anyway," Poplar said embarrassedly.
The cloth behind him was purely funny, and it was cheering.
Lan Xin pursed her lips, didn't say anything, put her toes on the ground a little, and rushed over with a thud.
When Lan Xin moved, a trace of horror flashed in the eyes of the strong man on the other side, and he no longer had the sympathetic expression he had before, and shouted with the spear in his hand: "Everyone ...... little."
Before he could say the word heart, the sole of a shoe quickly enlarged in his sight, and then his head shook, and the entire two-hundred-pound body flew out like a cloud, and he fell to the ground with a bang and was dizzy and couldn't get up.
Don't look at Lan Xin's age, his skills are very good, he was already a martial artist when he met Poplar, and later he ate so many pills and earth milk essence in the gourd valley, and his strength was close to that of a warrior, and it was not like playing with these people.
Ping Pong Ping Pong ......
In a burst of exclamations and screams, in less than ten minutes, a group of people all lay down, and finally Lan Xin stepped on the other party's guard leader, the other party couldn't get up no matter how hard she struggled, she turned around and asked Bai Yang: "Brother Bai, it's really fun, is this what it feels like to bully the weak?" It's no wonder that my two older brothers liked to take a group of people out on the street when they were fine...... What's next? ā
Do you still have this black history, brother?
Poplar Khan was one, and then he carried a big knife again, dressed as a nervous patient, and swaggered over, nostrils turned to the sky, and he despised a group of people and said, "I told you about the robbery, why don't you believe it?" Laugh, you can laugh another one and show me? ā
No one laughed at this point.
"Who the hell are you?"
The head of the guard who was trampled under Lan Xin's feet looked horrified, and he couldn't get up if he wanted to move Lan Xin, so he could only ask loudly.
Bai Yang walked over, stood in front of him and said: "Listen, we don't change our names or surnames, the people in the rivers and lakes call the Black Wind Shuangsha, I am the Black Wind, he is the Shuangsha, together it is the Black Wind Shuangsha, and now the robbery has officially begun, do you have any opinions?" ā
The head of the guard was so depressed that he vomited blood, saying that these two people were funny, their strength was terrible, and they were robbing, uncle, can you be serious?
"The skills are not as good as people, if you want to kill, you have to give a good time" The head of the guard glared, but she was a bachelor.
"Kill you and have candy to eat? Don't give me all this nonsense, now, immediately, immediately, hand over the gold, silver, jewelry, martial arts cheats, moonlight treasure box or something, and strive for leniency, or let you see the red knife in and out of the white knife, yes, I deliberately said it wrong! Poplar glared.
Listening to Bai Yang's messy robbery rhetoric, a group of robbed guys were stunned.
This is a strange encounter!
"Poof......
In this strange atmosphere, someone couldn't help but laugh.
Lan Xin looked at Bai Yang, meaning to ask how to solve the situation of encountering this kind of laughter.
"Yo, there are still people who can laugh, stand up and show the uncle" Poplar carried a big knife and looked at the source of the voice with a smile.
On the delicate carriage protected by this group of people, the curtain was lifted, and a girl in a goose yellow dress stood out, looking twenty-eight years old, with a sweet appearance and a pair of eyes full of smiles.
She was laughing, but the two maids behind her were as uneasy as frightened bunnies.
"Two of you are so skillful, why bother to make fun of us?" The girl in the carriage looked at Poplar and the two of them couldn't help but laugh.
Lan Xin looked at Bai Yang and asked in a low voice: "Brother Bai, people are not afraid, my face protein has been ruined by you, and then what are you doing?" ā
Bai Yang whistled, and said to Lan Xin with a wink: "It's fun next, let's go, let's go and tease her!" ā
(It's good to be happy, anyway, it's super happy when the stone is written)