Chapter 489: Is there anything more embarrassing?
I'm still hated by him.
You Longyang's heartfelt smile gradually stiffened, and then slowly disappeared.
Lu Pengcheng, who was speechless, was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle at the moment.
What the hell! Why should I shake hands with a dead faggatech! If I hold it, I'll be infected!
What are you thinking? If you don't like You Longyang, you shouldn't hurt him! Did you forget that Ma Li's equal communication had just given you? Straight dog, phew! Xun Zhinan communicates with you with a normal heart, so that you don't have so much pain. Shouldn't you spread the word about this kindness?
I haven't forgotten! I've communicated with him on an equal footing. I just don't want to have a close touch with physically!
……
When You Longyang's smile disappeared completely, his hanging hand cocked his orchid finger uncontrollably.
We're back again.
Li Lianxi, who had regained control of her soul, drooped her eyelids and looked around quietly.
That terrifying woman is not here, our family can swallow a few souls to recover some mana, and then slip away.
Boom, it's really a blessing to her. In order to avoid her, the compass consciousness will drill into our soul. I don't know if our family will become an invincible existence like the Ghost Emperor after fusing it in the future......
"I'm sorry!"
Well? What did the man who died have a crush do when he suddenly apologized?
Lu Pengcheng took Li Lianxi's hand and held it tightly: "This is a handshake between men, you don't have other ideas." ”
"Bold! Our hands are beyond the reach of maggots! As soon as Li Lianxi wanted to teach Lu Pengcheng a lesson, she found that she had a faint tendency to be suppressed by You Longyang's consciousness, resulting in the little mana left being unable to mobilize.
Ma Li, who had his back to Li Lianxi, was comforting Song Qingqing and preventing her from burying her face in the soil. After hearing the words "our family" and "maggots", he let go of Song Qingqing and whispered: "It seems that the gelding dog is back again, I'll deal with it." You tell the guys not to come near here. ”
Song Qingqing grabbed Ma Li, who had not yet turned around, and lowered his voice and said worriedly: "Senior, let's call everyone together." ”
Ma Li smiled and touched her face: "The gelding dog is an old dog without teeth, and it can't hurt me." If you get close to it, it will distract me. ”
"Yes." Song Qingqing no longer insisted.
As soon as Ma Li turned around, he changed his expression and said cheaply: "Xiao Youzi, have you finished talking to Xiaoniao?" If you don't have a good talk, I'll find you a quiet place to talk slowly. ”
His hand behind his back clutched the May Fourth Soul Stirring Pistol, ready to shoot at any moment.
Although Li Lianxi didn't see the gun, she thought of the decadent situation after being hit by the blue bullet, some
The magic weapon of the horse maggot is too weird, and the thirty-six tricks are gone......
"You Longyang!" Lu Pengcheng slapped his empty hand on Li Lianxi's shoulder, "Please forgive me for my words and deeds." ”
"You ......" Li Lianxi wanted to get angry, but found that the voice was no longer under her control.
"You don't have to apologize. It's me who should apologize, it's my naivety that makes me suffer, it has nothing to do with you, you can go. ”
Lu Pengcheng let go of Li Lianxi: "We can talk a lot, if you don't like me, I think we can still be buddies." ”
Damn it! Damn it! Daring! You maggots dare to call our family brothers!
"You want to be my brother, but I want to be you." Li Lianxi was forced to smile helplessly.
Yes! No, no! You Longyang, get back for me! This soul belongs to ours! Don't affect our family!
Ma Li discovered Li Lianxi's abnormality, covered up his hostility and teased: "Xiao Youzi, you will be reincarnated as a woman in your next life and then do it with Lu Pengcheng." ”
"Huh? Can you reincarnate me as a woman? Li Lianxi, or Li Lianxi, who was controlled by You Longyang, was a little excited.
Ignorance! There has never been such a thing as reincarnation in this world!
"Li Lianxi, shut up for me! You steer can't eat honestly! ”
You Longyang, who had regained control of his soul, yelled, making Lu Pengcheng a little confused, and he just wanted to retreat away from You Longyang, but was blocked by the people behind him.
"It's more complicated than I thought."
He turned his head to look at Ma Li: "You come to complicated things, I'll flash first." With that, he turned his body half a circle and walked forward around the horse's hat.
"Don't." Ma Li grabbed his shoulder, "You are the protagonist of Plan B to save You Longyang, and you can't escape from the battle." ”
"Me?" He looked at You Longyang, who was scolding and slapping himself like a madman, and said in a panic: "Didn't you say that You Longyang has a powerful eunuch living in his body?" Judging by the current posture, the gelding must have come out. But I don't know Taoism or martial arts, I can't beat that gelding dog, what do you want me to do to save You Longyang? ”
"You're right. But don't worry, we're good buddies, I won't force you to do dangerous things, you can go. ”
As soon as he let go of him, he fled in a hurry, but after running two steps, he was knocked to the ground by the rushing crowd.
"Ma Li, (little pony/teacher), is the gelding back again!"
"Senior, I can't stop everyone."
Ma Li rubbed Song Qingqing's head: "It's okay." It's not that bad now. Then he was pleasantly surprised: "Lu Pengcheng, why are you back again?" You must be unwilling to give up everyone, you are really too buddy! Hey, what are you doing lying on the ground? ”
Lu Pengcheng, who was lying on the ground and was about to quietly climb away from the human wall, coughed twice in embarrassment, then stood up and beat his waist: "My back hurts badly recently, and I want to practice yoga on the ground." As he spoke, he walked to the edge of the human wall, ready to run away.
Except for him, everyone stared at the madman You Longyang not far away, discussing with Ma Li a plan to solve the gelding.
No one is looking at me! Opportunity!
Lu Pengcheng slowly moved his steps away from the human wall.
I'm the protagonist of Plan B to save or something, you must have made it out of your nonsense! Do you think I'm going to fall for you? You can trick me once, but you can't trick me a second time.
You have no idea what obstacles I have overcome to be able to chat calmly with You Longyang, and even shake hands.
Now, You Longyang is already a combination of a greasy faggot and a perverted gelding, and he is a greasy complete body! How can I do it!
"Alright. You don't have to say any more. Mahata ended the discussion, "Hey, birdie, where are you going?" ”
Everyone looked back at Lu Pengcheng in unison.
Not good!
Lu Pengcheng, who realized that he was in an embarrassing situation, was like a rusty robot, and turned around stiffly: "Recently, my back has hurt so badly that I have to move around and exercise. ”
Ma Li pointed to Xia Mu: "Her lover is a fitness coach and has a lot of research on exercise. ”
"Is it okay not to use the word 'lover'?" Xia Fan and the others protested in unison.
"So, so what?" Lu Pengcheng spoke cautiously, for fear of letting Ma Li seize the loophole and create a routine.
"Van Giosi told me that hugging strangers can cure back pain."
"I didn't ......" The honest Fan Jiaoxi just wanted to refute, but was pinched by the lively-headed Xia Mu.
Lu Pengcheng glared at Ma Li, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Are you kidding me?" I've only heard that giving a hug to a stranger makes someone feel cared for. And the treatment of back pain......"
As he spoke, he was suddenly stunned. It's hard to prevent it! I dug a hole for myself!
(End of chapter)