The 129th scumbag women's clothing line
Wu Fan received an invitation from a beautiful woman and was very embarrassed. It's not that I don't want to go, but now I have become a public figure, and I will attract a large number of people everywhere, which is really inconvenient, what should I do?
"May I ask Lord System, is there a way to disguise yourself so that others don't recognize you?"
Wu Fan asked the system in a hurry.
"Ding, yes, you can practice the Phaseless Divine Skill, reach the third level, you can be tall or short, you can be fat or thin, you can be male or female, and you can adjust your appearance at will."
The system prompt sounds.
"Can the Phaseless Divine Skill conflict with the Sunflower Treasure Book?"
Wu Fan asked.
"No, and they can be stacked."
The system answers.
Wu Fan opened the system mall, inquired about the phaseless magic skill, and clicked to use.
A dialog box pops up, and the dialog box displays: Please pay the corresponding YY value of 500000!
"Made, 500,000? Why don't you grab it, isn't the exercise free? Why is the price suddenly skyrocketing? ”
Wu Fan asked the system angrily.
"The first self-selected exercise is free, which means that the sunflower book selected by the user for the first time is free, and other exercises are sold at a separate price."
System Explanation.
"Don't be verbose, I want to be disguised, my maximum withstand is 100yy!"
Wu Fan said.
"100yy value can't be done, but it can be Yiyin, 98yy value can be exchanged for Yiyin, and the Sunflower Treasure Book can be used for more than five stars in the first order!"
The system answers.
"Lust?"
That's a bit confusing.
"No, it's Yiyin, changing the meaning of the sound."
The system explains.
"I already have a cow system that can imitate anyone, isn't Yi Yin superfluous?"
Wu Fan wondered.
"It's not redundant, after having the Yiyin technique, you can imitate anyone's voice anytime, anywhere, and it doesn't consume physical strength and divine soul power."
System Explanation.
This is good, this can be had, anytime, anywhere, you can imitate anyone, the most important thing is not to consume physical strength and soul power, you can come out in the middle of the night to scare people in the future, anyway, no one can see who looks like what.
Wear a mask, put on simple makeup, change your voice, and no one will recognize it.
Wu Fan spent 98yy value to exchange for a roll of Yi Yindu, and spent 30yy value to buy a set of women's clothes, a few jewelry, and some fat powder perfume, as well as a pair of high heels, wigs and the like.
Wu Fan entered the bathroom, and when he came out a quarter of an hour later, a fragrant big beauty walked out.
After a simple makeup, put on a hair cover and high heels, Wu Fan padded his chest to the size of a C cup, his lips were painted with a bright layer of red, his eyebrows were trimmed into a curved willow eyebrows, and the boy who was hanging became a tall and sexy girl.
It's just that after putting on high heels and putting on a skirt, it was extremely uncomfortable to walk, walking more than a dozen steps, and breaking my foot twice.
This can't be done, although it looks the same as a girl, but the walking posture is so ugly, the movement is too rigid and stiff, the key is uncomfortable.
Well, I have to learn how to walk in the catwalk, Wu Fan thought to himself.
Wu Fan chose a world supermodel in the system, Adriana Lima: Brazilian model, born in El Salvador, with French, Portuguese, American and Caribbean ancestry, is the world's No. 1 female model in appearance fees. Adriana was once voted one of the sexiest women in the world by the media and was voted one of the 10 most beautiful women in the world by People Magazine.
A spiritual light shot into the heavens,
Wu Fan trembled all over his body, and then the cattle man entered the house.
Wu Fan's walking posture is extremely elegant, wearing high heels on his feet, not feeling uncomfortable, but very comfortable
Qingbei aristocratic school auditorium.
At around half past five in the afternoon, Shiqi stood at the door of the auditorium and waited for Wu Fan's arrival.
We made an appointment to meet at half past five in the afternoon, and it was already half past five, but Wu Fan didn't show up, this kid won't forget it.
Shiqi picked up the phone and was about to dial out, when a girl walked away, 3000 green silk drooped down like a black waterfall, her slender figure swayed in the wind like a willow, the standard model step, and her face was a bit similar to Wu Fan.
The girl walked in front of Siqi and stopped.
"Are you Shiqi?"
The girl asked, her voice sweet and greasy, as if Lin Chiling was possessed.
In fact, the voice that can't be chosen is Lin Chiling!
"I'm Shiqi, what's the matter?"
Shiqi looked the model-like girl up and down and asked suspiciously.
"Oh, I'm Wu Fan's sister, Wu Fan can't come because of something, he asked me to come over to accompany you."
Wu Fan twisted his waist as he spoke, making a gesture of a little woman.
"Hello sister, Wu Fan often mentions you, you are so beautiful, and your walking posture is really elegant!"
Shiqi hurriedly said, but secretly beat the drum in her heart, what does this kid mean by not letting her sister come, is this to see her parents?
Wu Fan almost didn't laugh when he saw Shiqi's embarrassment, Wu Fan had reached the level of lying without a draft, and he was full of lies, and he was not ashamed.
It's Shiqi, even Wu Fan's parents can't recognize him.
Wu Fan, this kid didn't say a word to me, so I wasn't psychologically prepared at all, so I had to entertain my future sister-in-law.
"Sister, what do you like to eat, I'll take you to eat, the food in the school cafeteria is still delicious!"
Shiqi said that there was still a little worry and apprehension in her heart, after all, she was the other party's sister, and she had to show it well.
"I don't eat in the cafeteria, the food in the canteen is greasy and unpalatable, I brought you some food, find a place to sit down and eat!"
Wu Fan's charm is full, Shiqi is also at a loss, Wu Fan's sister's first impression on her is really not good, she is demonic and calculating, if she becomes a sister-in-law in the future, she will be bearable.
The two of them found a seat when they entered the cafeteria, and Wu Fan's system took out the food packed in the "Peach Blossom Island" and heated it in the microwave next to it.
"This is a dish I specially customized at the Wenjun Intercontinental Hotel, and there is a bottle of 96 Lafite, he asked me to bring it to you, eat it!"
"Sister Wu Fan" smiled slightly, winked at Shiqi, and was infinitely flattering.
Shiqi was stunned at the time, 96-year-old Lafite, 60 years ago!
I heard them say that Lafite for more than ten years has 40,000 or 50,000 yuan a bottle, and the 60-year period is worth more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan?
There is also this exquisite dish, so delicate that people are reluctant to eat it, it is simply a few plates of art.
Shiqi remembers that when she and her father traveled to the imperial capital, they ate similar dishes in a six-star hotel.
"Sister, I understand your affection, this wine and food are too expensive, my sister really doesn't dare to eat it."
Shiqi didn't dare to move, the two or three hundred thousand wine and dishes were packed into the canteen, which shows how much the Wu family attaches importance to herself.
They didn't take me to the hotel, it must have been because I had a show in the evening, and I was afraid of delaying my time, so they brought the food and drinks here, which was really sweet.
Wrong! Hearing that Wu Fan's family is in the countryside, and his father and mother are simple villagers, where is there such spending power, Shiqi was a little puzzled, and kept looking at "Sister Wu Fan".
"Hurry up and eat, what are you thinking, you have been brought to you all the way, so shameless!"
"Sister Wu Fan" stiffened her face, as if she was a little displeased, and the thick northeast accent was mixed with Lin Chiling's snort, which sounded particularly joyful.
"Hehe, I'll try to eat as much as possible, then sister, you can also eat with me, because there is a show at night, I can't drink."
Shiqi said, apologizing!
"It's not okay if you don't drink it, the feelings are deep and boring, the feelings are shallow and lick it, you have to have a whole bottle if you don't have feelings, you have to give face to the eldest sister what you say, and you will come back here for the first time."
"Sister Wu Fan" started talking nonsense, looking at the embarrassed appearance of this little girl, Wu Fan almost didn't hold back.
"Then sister, I'll take a sip, I really have to perform, I'm really sorry."
Shiqi picked up the wine glass in embarrassment, took a sip gently, and looked at this elegant and cheap sister who was full of local words.
"What's your show at night?"
Wu Fan asked.
"Dance performance, farewell concubine."
Shiqi replied.
"Farewell concubine, you should drink even more, don't you know this allusion? Xiang Yu was defeated, embattled, and the hero ended, only a drunk solution to a thousand sorrows, Yu Ji was by his side, how could he not drink! ”
Wu Fan poured the wine and brought it to Shiqi's mouth.
"Drink quickly, it's not long before the show, hurry up and brew your emotions."
Wu Fan urged.
"Sister Wu Fan" seemed to be very reasonable, Shiqi couldn't help but take the wine glass and drank it all.
"In order to awaken the fighting spirit of the world-famous hero Chu Bawang, Yu Ji and Chu Bawang fought a desperate cannon for the ages, and then killed themselves with a horizontal sword, can you not drink? One more drink! ”
Wu Fan poured the wine and continued to persuade him to drink.
Although the words were vulgar, there was some truth, Shiqi was speechless, picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp.
Although the wine is strong, the taste is very good, mellow and delicious, and the aftertaste is long.
The more Shiqi drinks, the better it feels, this is indeed a famous wine of the last century, but I feel very unreal, and I am a little disappointed, how good it would be if I could drink this wine with Wu Fan.
Many students walked into the cafeteria one after another, and they all turned their eyes to this side.
Originally, it was eye-catching enough as a school flower, and there was an international supermodel sitting next to him, so the return rate can be imagined.
There was a lot of talk.
"Look, the chick next to Shiqi is very sassy, why have you never seen it?"
"It's really good, convex and backward, small where it should be small, big where it should be big."
"If you can't catch up with Shiqi, it's good to catch up with this chick."
……
Say everything, in short, they have become the focus of the canteen.
"Ding,
Name: Niu Rong
Age: 18
Occupation: Student
Measurements: 90, 60, 88"
The system prompt suddenly remembered.
Wu Fan raised his head in surprise.
It was no one else in front of him, it was his former ex-girlfriend Niu Rong, who deliberately held her chest high.
Strange, why did her upper and lower circumference rise so much?
In such a short period of time, it is not possible to have surgery, only injection breast augmentation.
Wu Fan not only shook his head.
Niu Rong experienced the last insult, and there was no repentance, but even more vanity.
"Ouch, Shiqi, it seems that tonight is already ambitious, drink in advance to celebrate!"
Niu Rong's words were a little yin and yang, she looked at Shiqi with a smile, and looked at Wu Fan from time to time with her spare eyes.