Chapter Forty-Five: A Bubble of Urine Causes Trouble (Ask for Collection!) )
After hearing the patriarch's explanation, everyone looked at each other, although they were a little puzzled, but how could they not believe the patriarch's words, with an expression that turned out to be like this, they left one after another.
Seeing everyone gradually leaving, Jin Ren exhaled a long breath, and the matter of dealing with the villagers had already been confused. But if there is another accident tonight, the female ghost will leak out again to make trouble, and Jin Ren's heart will be lifted again.
At this time, Long Yang was sitting on a stool in the courtyard, pretending to be nothing, but in fact, he was thinking about how to deal with it tonight. To deal with such a thing, he has no bottom in his heart, he knows that he will win all battles, and he will understand the situation first. Thinking of this, Long Yang quickly rushed to the place where Jin Er lived.
At this time, it was not yet dark, but the doors and windows of Jin Er's room were closed. The nearby villagers' families began to prepare dinner, and they were relieved by the patriarch's words.
Long Yang gently pushed the door, the door was not bolted, and a gap was opened with a creak. Taking advantage of the bright light outside the house, Long Yang saw a bed in the house. There is only one table and one bed in the house, and there is no other furniture.
There was a man lying on the bed, probably a curled up man, his face facing the wall, shivering.
Long Yang opened the door and walked to the bed.
"Second grandfather, second grandfather."
Long Yang shouted a few times, but there was no response, and the person on the bed trembled even more, accompanied by the sound of hands and feet rubbing against the surface of the bed, sneering.
Long Yang gently approached the side of the bed and ran his hand over Jin Er's body.
Suddenly, Long Yang jerked back a few steps, startled by what he saw.
It was a pale face, with dull eyes, unkempt hair, and a head tucked into the collar of his clothes, afraid to see anyone.
"Second grandpa, what's wrong with you, look at me, I'm Long Yang."
Long Yang tried to approach Jin Er again, and as Long Yang slowly approached, Jin Er kept shrinking into the bed, screaming in his mouth, and his hands kept swinging.
"Don't be afraid, look carefully, it's really me, I'm Longyang."
Long Yang walked to the side, letting the light from outside the house hit his face, so that Jin Er could see himself clearly.
The person on the bed tentatively showed his head, nervously looking at the person standing beside his bed, and observed again and again. Suddenly, Jin Er cried out and grabbed Long Yang's hand, tightly, his nails had already pinched into Long Yang's hand.
Long Yang was caught with a crooked mouth, but he didn't dare to make a sound, for fear of scaring Jin Er again.
It took a long time for Jin Er to stop crying. Long Yang poured a bowl of water and brought it to Jin Er, Jin Er poured it down in one go, and coughed desperately on the bed.
"Second grandfather, what happened?" Long Yang sat on the edge of the bed and tried to ask.
"There are ghosts, there are ghosts!" As soon as Long Yang spoke, Jin Er immediately crawled behind Long Yang, hid his body behind Long Yang, and pointed out the door with his finger.
"Second grandfather, where did the ghost come from in broad daylight? It's okay, it's okay. ”
Long Yang pulled Jin Er out from behind him like a child.
"Look, it's dawn outside."
Jin Er looked out of the door tremblingly, as if he was a little relieved. At this time, Long Yang suddenly thought of his pre-prepared trick and took out a small bottle of wine from his arms.
"Bang!" Long Yang pulled out the rubber stopper.
When the cork was pulled out, Jin Er sniffed his nose and came over, as if he had changed someone. He snatched the wine bottle from Long Yang's hand, sniffed it beautifully, and drank it in two sips.
"Anything else?" Jin Er asked.
Hey! This wine really works, Jin Er actually spoke.
"It's okay to drink, yes, but can you tell me what happened to you, can you tell me about it?"
When Jin Er heard Long Yang's question, he began to be scared again, but it was much better than just now.
"It started that night, and it was actually a matter of urine."
Jin Er began to tell what happened to him.
That night, Jin Er drank a lot of wine at a happy event in the county seat, because the wine was good. When he came to live in the county seat, although it was a suburb, it was also a suburban of the county, so Jin Er thought about going to the county seat. In the afternoon, Jin Er arrived in the county seat, whether it was a house or things, it was all dazzling. Jin Er had never seen such a big scene, so he watched it stupidly for an afternoon. He also wanted to buy some, but he didn't have money in his pocket, so he couldn't afford to eat.
Seeing that the sky was dark, I still hurried home to see who had a good meal, and I could still have a cheeky meal, and I could take a bite if I couldn't say it. Thinking about eating and drinking, Jin Er's heart is also beautiful.
As soon as he walked two streets, Jin Er was attracted by a loud noise. There is a family near here that holds a wedding event, and people come and go, and congratulations and cheers are loud. Jin Er originally wanted to pass by, but the smell of wine wafting out was too tempting, and his feet no longer listened to the command, and he involuntarily walked to the door of the house. There is a custom of doing happy events, and everyone who comes to the door is a guest. In addition, in order to visit the county without losing his value, Jin Er changed into the clothes he was willing to wear during the New Year, and it was also the only set of clothes that he could get at home. Seeing Jin Er like this, people thought they were here to congratulate, so they brought it in, but in fact, it was half invited and half done.
When has Jin Er ever seen such a scene, such a dish, such a wine, and the halazi is about to flow out. But Jin Er didn't dare to make too many mistakes, after all, he was a fake, and he also talked to the people around him, saying things like a talented woman and a match made in heaven. There are many people who drink wine, and they all know each other, and after coming and going, Jin Er adapted to the environment here. In addition, this kind of people who eat and drink are skillful, and everyone is happy to say it.
At the beginning of the banquet, Jin Er toasted frequently, and he drank more than he could, and he knew it in his heart. But the wine didn't count, Jin Er insisted until the end, poured the remaining half of the wine in other people's cups into his stomach, and then left slowly.
"Who is this man? Why haven't you seen it before? ”
"This man is so greedy that he even drinks half a glass of wine left by others!"
"Now there are everyone, let alone drunkards."
Jin Er had already left, and he couldn't hear the voices of others. He burped all the way home and thought about the next time he would encounter such a good thing.
Unconsciously, Jin Er walked past two intersections and came to the back of his residence. Looking at the faint light behind him, Jin Er knew that he was going the wrong way, so he hurried back, no matter what the road was, just run to the light.
At this time, a surge of urine swelled up, anyway, it was pitch black, and Jin Er unbuttoned his trouser belt and peed.
"You're peeing on my head!" A woman's voice came from near the soles of her feet.
Jin Er woke up most of the time at once, and when he looked down, he was urinating on a well, and the sound really came from under the well.
"Mom!"
Jin Er grabbed the waist of his trousers and ran, and the third soul walked away and the second soul did not dare to look back. I heard another sentence from behind: I will go to you.
After Jin Er and Long Yang told the story, they seemed to have returned to the situation at that time, and they began to tremble with fright.
Long Yang finally figured out the reason why Jin Er collided with the evil spirit, it seems that this matter is really caused by a bubble of urine.
By the way, and Nana.
What the hell is going on with Nana? Long Yang hurriedly left Jin Er's room, and he must find out the reason inside before dark, otherwise, tonight's matter will be big.