Bank, Star-Lord and the others, worked together late into the night before returning to their ship.

Bank burped, lay on the recliner in the bedroom, and then took out the instrument with the interstellar communication chip, ready to send a few pictures of the alien beauty he had taken to the Avengers chat group.

But when he picked up the communicator, he saw that he had received two messages.

One is a clown murderer -

"I thought you died in that battle."

One was sent by Dennis-

"Who are you?"

After thinking about it, Bank chose to reply to the clown murderer first, and he typed: "Isn't it an alien invasion, I won't die if you die." ”

After clicking send, Bank was thinking about how to reply to Dennis, but to his surprise, the clown killer actually replied to him in seconds.

It seems that this girl is really idle enough, holding her mobile phone at any time.

The clown murderer replied: "I don't die so easily, I must live longer than you, if you die, I will bully your little daughter and let him grow up in the shadow of the strange uncle." ”

Banker typed speechlessly, "My little daughter can hammer you to the ground into Rotten Tomatoes." ”

The clown murderer still replied in seconds: "I'll put rotten ketchup on your daughter's face." ”

Banker pursed his lips and typed, "Then I'll fax you the picture of your girlfriend giving me mouse." ”

The clown murderer replied disdainfully, "You're talking about my girlfriend?" ”

Banker was stunned and typed, "Are you talking about the ones in your basement that have leaked air?" ”

The clown murderer immediately returned: "My woman has more leg hair than your daughter." ”

Bank gritted his teeth and typed, "My daughter will take Gatling and shove it in your ass." ”

The clown murderer returns: "I'll hold her to the ground and shave her legs with a Swiss Army knife." ”

Banker got excited and said, "When your mother made you a love bento, I replaced the poached egg with a grenade." ”

Clown Murderer: "I'll hit your daughter in the head with a baseball bat." ”

Bank: "I'll play SM with your wife with a stun baton." ”

Clown murderer: "I used a piece of shit candy to abduct and sell your daughter to a poor mountainous area." ”

Bank: "My dog will bite your little brother off and give it to his stray dog friends. ”

Clown Murderer: "I'll grow another one anyway." ”

Banker typed, "Do you think you're me, do you know how painful it hurts for your little brother to be blown up?" I tried. ”

“……”

The clown murderer first gave an ellipsis, and then said, "It turns out that you are a eunuch." ”

Bank: "Lao Tzu finally put him back again, and it works better than the original." ”

Clown Murderer: "You'll never know how much it hurts when your little brother falls, I'll try." ”

Banker was also stunned.

Now these two people think that the other party is a eunuch, and they don't think about the other party as themselves, who has the ability to heal themselves.

Banker typed sympathetically, "I suggest you go to Thailand for surgery." ”

The clown murderer was silent for a while, and then typed, "I want to say that to you too." ”

There was silence for a few minutes, before Banker typed, "I won't sympathize with you, I'll still give you two of my fish-bombing grenades." ”

Clown Murderer: "I'm still going to take a baseball bat and hit your daughter in the head." ”

Bank: "I'll take a bowling ball and give your girlfriend a head massage...... I suddenly saw a piece of news, the Earth's Lord Hawking is dead? ”

Clown murderer: "Earth's Stephen Hawking? Haven't you woken up yet? ”

Bank: "Alas, it's a pity, I'm going to take him out in a few years, practice his theories, watch the alien beauties dance, and cure his ALS by the way." ”

Joker Murderer: "You're a Zetari, a spy sent to Earth?" Or is it a dead house that has watched too many science fiction movies? ”

Bank: "Hehe, when Lao Tzu returns to Earth, I must visit your mother in person." ”

Clown murderer: "I will also go to your daughter myself and bring him the care of Uncle Strange." ”

Bank: "...... You have a kind of don't run when the time comes. ”

Clown Murderer: "...... You have a kind of time to drive your alien battleship to bombard me. ”

Bank: "You wait for Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will come to you when he comes back." ”

Joker murderer: "Come to me now, I'll eat ice cream on the California Bridge, it doesn't matter if you don't come, you have a kind of explosion of your home address, I'll send you a Cobra missile express." ”

Bank: "There is a kind of open voice, Lao Tzu greets all the women in your family in eighteen Chinese. ”

The clown murderer: "Open the chicken feather voice, there is a kind of hand-to-hand combat when you come out to meet, whoever calls someone is the grandson." ”

Bank: "Okay, next year, today, under the Statue of Liberty, I'll have you a Mongolian navy, plus a whole Indian motorcycle juggling force, to beat you out." ”

Clown Murderer: "Don't scare you with Uncle Blame's face." ”

Bank: "That's what I thought too, so I'm going to take the lead and come to you." ”

Joker murderer: "I'm a red hood, don't bump into me." ”

Bank: "I'm wearing my little brother's Iron Man helmet, don't be mistaken." ”

Clown murderer: "Yesterday and today, the gatekeeper's death day, there are countless people in these days every year, wearing the hood of the Avenger, how do I know who you are?" ”

Bank: "Gatekeeper? Who's that? ”

Clown Murderer: "I now have a serious suspicion that you are a spy sent to Earth by the Zetarians to extract information from me?" If I don't see you next year, I'll call 911 and catch an alien spy. ”

Bank: "So who's the gatekeeper?" Today is the day of his death? Isn't it the date of the Zetarians' invasion of the Earth today, how do I know who he is when so many people died that day? ”

Clown Murderer: "...... Do you have to disguise yourself as an alien? You send me a few pictures of Avatar, and I'll believe you. ”

Banker didn't think about it, so he posted a video of the beautiful girls dancing in an alien bar, and then sent a few photos of Gamora with an unhappy face.

Banker typed: "See this lizardman, it's the green-skinned one, he's the daughter of a cosmic overlord, and now I've rebelled, I'll kill his father, and I'll come back and beat you." ”

This time, the clown murderer did not reply in seconds, but was silent for a long time before he typed: "Where did you have a masquerade party?" Can I come too, the striped-skinned, yes, the zebra one, can you give me her contact information? ”

Bank wanted to spray him, but there was the sound of Gamora and the others walking towards his room.

Bank didn't say much to him anymore and typed again and asked, "So who's the gatekeeper?" ”

Joker Murderer: "Isn't the gatekeeper Bank. Lanlother, can you please stop being funny. ”

Bank was stunned.

Well, last year today, it seems that I was really exiled in the universe by my pig teammates.

It's just that when did you become a gatekeeper?

This feeling of living your own death is really a little strange.

But just when Bank was about to ask something, Gamora took Rocket Raccoon and came in through the door.

Bank typed the last paragraph on the communicator: "You just wait for me to come back in the alien battleship and stuff the star cannon into your ass, I'll go flirt with Sister Zebra, see you later." ”

Then he put away the communicator and looked up at Gamora and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

(PS. I woke up today and suddenly saw the death of Lord Hawking and mourned him.) I'm not going to use him as an example again...... ）