103. I have something to ask you
Of course, Lao Tie 6 can't fly out of the atmosphere.
So when he flew above the stratosphere, Tony of the Fragment fainted smoothly, and then went to sleep with him, and then took Bank, who was riding on the back of the old iron six, drinking more than 100 bottles of high-spirits "poof", blowing a plastic horn, and dancing wildly with champagne in one hand.
The two drunken maniacs fell quickly to the ground.
Banker was still laughing and said, "Tony!! Am I drinking too much?! I can't even tell the difference between up and down! I'm flying to the moon, but how do I feel like I'm falling to the ground? Hahaha~ I must have drunk too much! ”
But Bank, who was shaking his head frantically for a moment, kept Tony talking back for a while, and he knocked on the helmet of Lao Tie No. 6 and said, "You speak, we are on the highest mountain on the moon, let's!" Pee one more bank here for a visit! Only with this, dedicated to the latecomers! Hahahaha~"
But after a few more seconds, Tony still didn't reply, and Bank felt that something was wrong, he shook his head vigorously, and said to himself, "How much did I drink, why does it still feel like it's falling?" ”
Finally, after more than ten seconds of self-doubt, Bank still realized that something was wrong, why the ground was getting closer and closer!
No matter how much I drink, I can't even read this wrong!
So Bank knocked on Tony's helmet again and said, "You've only drunk five or six bottles, could it be that you died in Old Iron Six?" Say a word! We seem to be falling down?! ”
Bank looked down at the ground that was getting closer and closer again, he panicked, and directly knocked on the helmet of Lao Tie No. 6 with a champagne bottle, and said, "Let's not catch the bright moon in the blue sky!" I don't go to the heavenly palace to tease Sister Chang'e! didn't roast and eat his jade rabbit in front of Sister Chang'e! You're gasping for breath!! What to do!! ”
That's right, under the call of Daddy Gravity, Bank's drunkenness woke up a third of the way, and it was clear that he was falling to the ground.
And today it was the blood of a few virgins, which only restored him to the level of the viscount, and the blood of Odin was not fully absorbed, and the most important thing is that he is now in a weak period and cannot use his transformation skills!
You can't grow wings and you can't fly to the sky!
If this girl falls from the stratosphere, nearly 100 kilometers above the ground, it won't fall into a meatloaf!
At this moment, in the mind of the neurological patient Bank, the acceleration formula v=at, s=1/2at^2 flashed away.
With the sharpness of the Bloodline's brain, Bank came to the conclusion in two seconds that if it fell, it would have to be supersonic!
Ahh
It's all now, Lao Tzu still has the leisure to calculate this? Could it be that I'm really insane?!
Anyway, no matter how you calculate it, if you fall, you will die!
It's still the kind that can't be fought back!
So Banker shouted under the wind: "Help~life~ah~~~~~ Lao Tzu will never drink ~ wine with Tony's fool again~~~~~"
The next day.
Bank looked at Tony, who was very embarrassed, with a look of resentment.
The reason why he was saved last night was not because he exploded and forcibly used his transformation skills, nor was it because Tony suddenly woke up and re-controlled Lao Tie Six.
It was Jarvis, the intelligent butler, who saw that it was fruitless to wake up Tony, so he automatically hosted Lao Tie No. 6 and sent the two back to the ground safely.
At that time, Bank's legs were weak, and after leaning over and staggering a few times, under the influence of alcohol, he gave Tony a few slaps through the helmet of Old Iron Six.
Then he fell to the ground with his back to the sky, and fell gloriously on the grass, and slept until the next morning.
It was the Norwegian royal guards who carried these two bigwigs back to the castle.
After Tony said sorry several times, and then shirked the blame several times to Bank, saying that he had to pour himself so much wine to make this come, he waved at Bank, hugged the diva who danced with him last night, and went into a luxurious bedroom in the castle to watch cartoons.
Under Peggy's repeated accusations, Bank rushed at the widow sister with a playful face and a mentally retarded look in ridicule, and after giving a middle finger, he went to have afternoon tea with the king of Norway.
After the events of the War of the Gods, Bank spent three days at the Royal Norwegian Castle.
During this period, the king of Norway sent him again, two batches of high-quality virgins, but they were both sucked by him and pumped straight on the ground.
But if you send it back for some blood transfusion, it will be fine, and there will be no big trouble for moths and human lives.
As a result, Bank has regained his middle-aged appearance, his gray crane hair has also returned to a pale gold, and his bloodline has barely recovered to the level of an earl of C-level strength.
this day.
Banker and the King of Norway, who posed a brilliant guard of honor, waved goodbye to the knights and ladies who had come to see him off.
Then, under the solemn salute of the rows of royal guards, under the distant send-off of one empty cannon after another, he boarded the Quint fighter of S.H.I.E.L.D. with Nick and the widow sister.
Break through the air.
Quin-style fighter jets.
Tony and Dr. Banner look at each other, believing that only the other is the "human talk", and the two begin to talk like confidants, full of unintelligible scientific jargon.
No one wants to masochize themselves and listen carefully to what the two of them say.
And Peggy and Sister Widow, to Bank's surprise, talked to each other, and there was a bit of "best friend" flavor in their words.
Although Sister Widow is a veteran, ace, and elite agent, the reason why she is elite is because she can have senior insights in almost all aspects.
So it should be very vocal on the topic between women, and she is very skillful at talking to Peggy at the moment.
At first glance, the two sisters have a very close relationship, and they have properly evolved from strangers to "best friends".
Of course, whether it will be a knife in the back, with the thoughts of the two Zhen Huan at the level of the biography, it is unknown.
Director Nick, sitting in the passenger cockpit, frowning at the agent's report on his phone, with a black face every day, not knowing what he was thinking.
And our Banker, who is alone in the corner at the moment, leaning against the door, holding his mobile phone viciously, continues to spray each other on the Internet with that American fool.
Many of the words are that if the other party is in front of them, they will stuff the other party's head into the butt of an eight-hundred-pound old woman, or even destroy the other party humanely.
But when Bank really started to squirt, Director Nick glanced back at Bank, frowned and thought for a while, and then walked over.
"Bank, come with me, I have something to ask you." Nick said with a dark face.
After Banker finished typing an indignant sentence, he clicked send, raised his head, looked at Nick with a face of a boyfriend, and said, "What's wrong?" I'm busy. ”
Nick repeated solemnly, "Come with me, I have something to ask you." ”
Bank hesitated for a while, looking at the American idiot, and did not reply to himself in real time, he looked at the serious Nick, shrugged his shoulders, put away his phone, and walked to the corner with him.