Mutter! Mutter! Cuckoo......

The rooster crows like a horn, and as the people on this trumpet Zhuangzi began to slowly get up, they began to open their mouths for a mouth. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I don't know which thing was ruined last night! I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and I knocked on the door! I'm in a bit of a trance now. A man stretched his waist and said very unpleasantly.

"Don't excuse yourself, how many years have I been married to you? When did you get up early? Today, the old lady can tell you! Don't make excuses for what happened last night! Hurry up and let the old lady slip up and sweep the yard! A woman said with a fire under the clay kang.

"How can you say that about me, I have no merit and hard work? Have you forgotten what you called at night? The man opened his mouth and said in a meat joke!

"Credit? You dare to give me credit! The lady got up and was about to hit with a broom, and it seemed that the two of them were not usually very good at night, and the man must have only cared about himself.

"Alas! You old woman, why are you so unreasonable? Going to hit someone at every turn? The man stepped back with some reason.

"What's wrong with beating you? You are a wolf-hearted person, you only know that you are lazy for a day, you have to exhaust your mother to death! ”

To say that it is common for two people to quarrel and quarrel on weekdays, it is normal to simply do so.

It's just that the three madmen and the fat man on this side still don't know what will happen today.

It's just that last night's knock on the door became the introduction of everyone's idle chatter during the day, and sweeping the snow was the talk of this sentence and that sentence.

"Haunted! Cheated corpse! Not far away, a middle-aged man ran in a panic and fell step by step.

"Haha! Lao Li, you worked too hard last night! Weak legs, ah! Ha ha! "A bunch of people were making meat jokes there.

"hippie! Hurry up and run! This group of dogs, just waiting to be eaten by ghosts! Are you fucking dead and are you fucking in the mood for a joke? Lao Li's words were quite intense.

"Haha! Hahaha...... "A group of people are still smiling, to say that this is also to blame Lao Li himself, he doesn't work weekdays, and he has no prestige!" It's like this early in the morning, so naturally no one will believe him.

"! ! ! ...... "The man who was closer to Lao Li stuttered a little.

"What's the wrong with you?"

"That! That! What's that? ......," the man stammered.

Looking in the direction of the man's look, I saw a rotting corpse not far away walking in the snow, looking at the rotten appearance for at least two or three years, it turned out that this rotting corpse was nothing else, it was the fish that slipped through the net that night!

"! ! ! Why doesn't Lao Li's grandson make it fucking clear? Grandma's legged! A group of people yelled.

"You his uncle and second grandfather, I told you a long time ago, you don't believe it! Now you're blaming me! Lao Li scolded as he ran.

Within a few minutes, it exploded, and every household locked the door, and they all hung on the eaves with ladders to watch the rotting corpse.

"Wow!"

"Whose dog is that? Don't want it? Someone shouted on the eaves.

But before the man finished speaking, the dog pounced, and the wolf dog, which was half a man high, pounced on the rotting corpse to the ground, and tore it with sharp fangs.

"That's it?"

"I thought I'd see what Uncle Seventh was capable of later? It's good, and the wolf dog has been solved. The people watching the excitement on the wall said with some unfinished words.

If you have to wait, you will probably be disappointed, after all, the seventh uncle is no longer there.

Just when everyone thought that the wolf dog had defeated the rotting corpse, the rotting corpse was like an unbeatable Xiaoqiang, and he inserted his finger bones into the wolfdog's erect neck and began to pull up.

"Whoa...... "The wolfdog howled twice in pain, and tore a piece of carrion off the corpse.

The crowd on the wall saw that the rotting corpse had lost a piece of flesh, and they all felt like they had lost their own flesh.

"This dog is too ......ruthless," someone whispered, as if they were all on the same side as the carrion at this time, and they didn't care whether the wolf dog lived or died.

Although a large piece of meat was lost, it did not affect the appearance of the carrion in the slightest, but it inspired something! The carrion was like a flood beast, and it pounced directly on it and began to bite.

Although it is not as sharp as the teeth of a wolf dog, after all, human beings are higher animals, even after death, out of instinct, they are much higher than animals, after all, there are these hands.

In this way, a dog and a man began the most primitive struggle, biting and rolling each other, rolling around on the snow.

"Bite him to death! Bite him to death! Everyone was lying on the wall cheering.

"Hey! Who did you say knocked on the door last night? I don't know who subconsciously asked.

"I don't know! Did you know? ”

"How the do I know! I thought it was someone's little bastard! Damn! ”

"I heard him say something about Uncle Seven!" A man thundered on the ground.

"What? Seventh uncle? Did you hear that right? ”

"Maybe I heard it wrong!" The man touched his head in a trance.

"Dog! Don't be scary! How could Uncle Seventh call a little child to call us? The others said very casually.

"Maybe Uncle Seven won't be able to let go? Couldn't you call his little apprentice? ”

"I think that's possible!"

……

A group of people on the wall chatted and gossiped as the wolf dogs fought the carrion.

To say that this wolf dog is really angry, he tore off one of the arms of the carrion alive, although he didn't take much advantage, but after all, he did not fulfill his own responsibility.

"Brothers! I don't think this zombie has much power! Why don't we go down and deal with him? A little bold suggested.

"I'm not going! I don't know what this thing is? Wolf dogs can't bite it, I won't go! Someone immediately refused.

"That's it! It's just dawn now, so I'm not in a hurry, wait and see! ”

"That's not it! Our brothers are the pillars of the family, if there is an accident! Who do you think this family can count on? ”

"Yes! Then take a look! ”

"Look again! Look again! ”

In this way, after a few rounds, they all lay down on the eaves of the wall one by one.

Although everyone in the world has "the prince will be a kind of Xiangning!" But it is difficult to have the ambition of the bird! ". So most of them are reduced to mortals.

It's just that these people aren't all like this, aren't they? It's all about a good life.

"Hey! The old people say that this zombie is afraid of the blood of black dogs, and you say that this zombie is not dead because this big wolf dog is not black! ”

"I don't think the words in this old man's mouth may be true, the black dog and this wolf dog are not both dogs? What's the difference? If you want me to say it! That's nonsense! ”

"I don't think so, if it's nonsense, where is this zombie?"

A few people were happy and began to gossip, but it was also like a scene in the Zhuangzi on weekdays.