Chapter 113: Corpse Transformation

"How are you two going to see the corpse?"

"Oh!"

The two of them laboriously pushed open the lid of the coffin and looked at it, followed by an exclamation: "Wow, it's a blessing." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Uncle Nine and the others also hurriedly stepped forward to watch, only to see that the previously shriveled corpse was like a normal person at this time, and the nails of the ten fingers were five centimeters long, the nails were dark green, and a fishy smell came to the face, and the ninth uncle said with a tight expression: "Hurry up and prepare paper, pen, ink, knife, and sword." ”

The two of them didn't seem to understand, and they scratched their heads and said, "What? ”

"Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword." After speaking, he scolded with a look of hatred for iron and steel: "These two stinky boys, if their qualifications are not good, they may not have much success in this life." ”

Li Xing smiled and comforted on the side: "Although the qualifications are not good, but the heart is good, it is still okay to keep the family, and it is absolutely no problem to send you to the end of your old age." ”

An invisible sycophant also made Uncle Nine feel refreshed for a while, and the old face showed a smile and said, "That's, my ability to see people is still good." ”

After preparing things for a while, Uncle Nine caught a chicken to take chicken blood, and Wen Cai, who had been a part-time housewife for a long time, said distressedly: "The master uses chickens again?" ”

After concocting the chicken blood ink bucket and letting the two of them bounce on the coffin, Uncle Nine stomped his steps and said: "People are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into dead corpses and zombies." ”

Before he finished speaking, Wen Cai on the side interjected: "Master, people are not only divided into good people and bad people, but also men and women?" ”

I saw Uncle Nine looking at him with a murderous face, looking like he wanted to break Wencai's body into ten thousand pieces, Li Xing also smiled awkwardly on the side, just a person like Wencai is indeed suitable for Shouyizhuang, otherwise he may be beaten to death when he goes out.

"Old lady Ren's corpse is about to turn into a zombie."

Qiusheng was very studious and asked, "Master, how can a corpse become a zombie?" ”

Uncle Nine sighed: "The reason why people become bad corpses is because he is not angry, and the reason why corpses become zombies is because it has an extra breath." ”

"One more breath? What do you mean? ”

"Before a person dies, he is angry, holding his breath, sulking, and after he dies, he has a breath in his throat."

Wen Cai, a little expert in death on the side, interjected again: "That is to die and keep angry." ”

Qiusheng also wiped his mouth: "That's why I said that people must fight for anger, the most important thing for people to die is to cut off their anger, if you continue to be angry, you will harm others and yourself." ”

Li Xing took a step forward and said: "This sentence is good, people must lose their breath after death, it is recorded in the "Outer History of Confucianism" that a person named Yan Jiansheng was lying on the bed before he died, and he was unwilling to lose his breath, and his throat was gurgling. ”

"And how did he end up dying?" Wen Cai asked curiously, even Uncle Qiusheng Jiu was full of surprise.

"It's still his wife who understands him, and took out a needle to extinguish the extra wick in the oil lamp in front of Yan Jiansheng before he swallowed."

"Wow, there are still such stingy people, just because of a wick that they don't want to swallow." The boss with Wencai's mouth open didn't want to believe it.

"That's it, Merlin, are you mistaken, how can there be such a person." Uncle Nine was also stunned by Li Xing's reason.

Li Xing spread his hands and said with a look of non-understanding: "I don't know about this, this is recorded in the "Outer History of Confucianism", as for whether it is true or not, who knows!" ”

The three of them also looked at each other, didn't speak, and went back to rest after they finished their own things.

Late at night, Li Xing was practicing, and suddenly felt a surge of evil energy, and woke up from his cultivation in a dejected manner, and Uncle Jiu's room was also a noise, and he quickly got up and ran towards the morgue, just meeting Uncle Jiu at the door.

"Uncle Nine, what happened?"

"I don't know, I feel a bit of unease, so come and see, what about you? Why are you up too? ”

"When I was cultivating, I felt a very cold aura."

Li Xing's words also shocked Uncle Jiu's heart, his brows tightened, he took a candle and ran quickly towards the inner room, turned around and didn't find anything, only the sleeping Wen Cai kept snoring, looking at Li Xing and the two of them speechless for a while.

"This kind of person is the most suitable for Shouyizhuang, and he sleeps like a pig."

Early the next morning, Li Xing and Uncle Jiu and his party of four walked towards Ren's mansion together, and the next person led everyone to the lobby, Ren Fa and the police captain Ah Wei were drinking tea, and when they saw a few people coming in, Ren Fa hurriedly left Ah Wei and stepped forward to greet him: "Uncle Jiu, Mr. Li is here, I don't know what happened to my father's coffin?" ”

Uncle Nine laughed and said, "Live up to your trust." ”

"Then we'll talk in the study." After speaking, he turned around and walked upstairs, Li Xing also followed up, and following Uncle Nine was of great help to his own knowledge.

The three of them talked about some issues about the location of the tomb in the study, and the ninth uncle for the purpose of the burial of the old lady Ren was also scheming, and he also wanted to bury the old lady Ren by burying it early, hoping to solve the problem of corpse transformation.

At this moment, Ren Tingting came out from downstairs with a shout, Ren Fa's face changed, and the two of them ran quickly downstairs, and the two of them looked at each other, and they were not angry and got up to follow.

Just walked to the stairs and everyone saw the scene of spicy eyes, only to see Ren Tingting running towards Ren Fa quickly, and behind him was Ah Wei, who was crazy and about to strip naked, with a fat body, a tie around his neck, and half of his butt in the back.

Rub, I have to wash my eyes when I go back, it's disgusting.

Ren Fa's face was pale, his eyes were red, and his fingers were trembling constantly, but Uncle Nine saw a hint of clues, and quickly ran to the doorman but saw Wen Cai Qiusheng and the two probes sneaky in their brains, Wen Cai was still holding his clothes in his hands and shirtless, Uncle Nine couldn't help but be annoyed, stepped forward and punched Wen Cai's stomach, took out the charm in Wen Cai's stomach, and the two were so frightened that they turned around and ran.

I liked this plot very much in the movie, it looked very funny, but now looking at Uncle Jiu's black face, Li Xing is holding back extremely hard.

"Laugh if you want! It's weird to hold back. Uncle Nine skimmed the somewhat painful Li Xing on the side and said.

"Hahaha"

“……”

The time of the day flies in the blink of an eye, and there are some very painful settings for these fantasy things, such as if you want to learn some knowledge, such as literature, music, and art, these are all okay, because movies are formed based on reality, but if you want to learn some other things, such as Taoism, it will be embarrassing, because these things are all made of human fantasies, Li Xing himself has asked how to draw talismans, but after Uncle Nine finished speaking, Li Xing's mind was blank, Even if you have the cheekiness to read the secret book of Maoshan exercises, you can remember it very clearly, but as soon as you turn your head, you immediately forget it completely.

Li Xing also shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, no way, this should be the reason for the laws of the illusion world, these things are all imagined by human beings, and they have no support in reality, just like a rootless ping, a castle in the air.

But the most puzzling thing is why Uncle Nine knew that they cultivated the "Three Souls and Seven Spirits", this is reverie, if Li Xing did not guess wrong, it should be related to the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, but it is not clear how to come to Li Xing.

The next day, Li Xing hadn't woken up from his cultivation, and a sensational news spread quickly, there was a life case, Ren Fu had a life case, Ren Fa Ren Master died tragically at home, Uncle Jiu and others were very shocked when they heard the news, and several people quickly ran out of Yizhuang and ran towards Ren Mansion.

Before I arrived at Ren's house, I saw a lot of people in front of the entire Ren house, and it was a tradition of my Great Heavenly Empire for thousands of years to see the excitement, and a few people finally squeezed in, this is still for the sake of Uncle Jiu's face, otherwise, hum......

Squeezed into the crowd and entered the hall, only to see that Master Ren's body was placed in the hall, and the respected people in the town were there, Ren Tingting had been lying on the side and crying, and the police captain Ah Wei was constantly comforting.

Uncle Nine walked up to the corpse, lifted the white cloth, and examined the body of Xia Renfa.

"Hey, don't move."

Uncle Nine hurriedly put down the white cloth, got up and walked to the side, and whispered to Wen Cai Qiusheng: "You two go to Yizhuang to see if Old Lady Ren's body is still there!" ”

The two of them ran away quickly, and as for Li Xing, he knew very well that this was the corpse of Master Ren, and the one standing aside did not speak.

At this time, a respected old man asked Ah Wei, "Young Master Wei, what kind of murder weapon did Master Ren kill him?" ”

Ah Wei raised his head and said as a matter of course: "Of course he was shot and killed." ”

Uncle Nine questioned with a playful face: "Could it be that every shot hits the neck?" ”

Ah Wei was stunned by the question, knowing that this reason was indeed a bit nonsense, and then changed his words: "Oh! The murderer is a martial arts master, and he is good at releasing darts, this, this is the Jiuzi serial money dart, so he killed Master Ren. ”

Uncle Nine smiled disdainfully, and then asked, "Where is the dart?" ”

Seeing that he didn't say a single reason and was interrupted by Uncle Jiu, the most important thing was that he hadn't replied yet, Ah Wei looked ugly and said angrily: "Hey, don't hinder me from investigating the case, you are smart, you tell me how he died." ”

Uncle Nine glanced at the corpse and gestured with his hands: "I said, he was killed by his fingernails." ”

However, Uncle Nine was too real when he said that he was killed by his nails, and Ah Wei was even more attracted by his hands, the most important thing is that Uncle Nine's nails are really not short, seeing that Uncle Nine has been looking at his nails, Uncle Nine looked tight and quickly retracted it, how could Ah Wei, who was already resentful of Uncle Nine, let go of this opportunity, grabbed Uncle Nine's hands tightly and said, "Oh! It turned out that he was killed by his fingernails, so it must be a person with longer fingernails to do it, who else has longer nails than him? ”

Seeing this scene, Li Xing almost died of laughter, and the shrewd Ninth Uncle would be buried by the pit he dug himself.

The surrounding villagers couldn't help but look at their nails, and quickly hid their hearts in shock, and hurriedly shook their heads and said, "No, no." ”