Wade, who was lying on the hospital bed, looked at the man who was suddenly crying at him, and asked with a strange expression: "What is this new method?" That bald man asked you to come over and play the emotional card with me? Let him eat, although Lao Tzu doesn't mind having some delicate relationships with men, but he can't be of any interest in you. Tsk, you're not my type. ”

Hearing Wade's series of words, Huang Ye wiped the tears on his face, and then a sinister smile flashed on his face: "You're not interested, I have." ”

As he spoke, Huang Ye walked up to Wade and flipped Wade over with a casual flip.

“fu*K！ What the do you want to do! Dick man, I'll tell you! My ass belongs only to my girlfriend! If you dare to plug in, I'll let you know what real horror is, and I won't let you go! Seeing this, Wade immediately scolded.

He was not afraid of physical torture because he was mentally tough. But now, all of a sudden, a wants to QJ him, which makes him very unhappy.

Huang Ye couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and said, "You are also scared sometimes? Stop dreaming, no one will be interested in your rotten except for a gorilla covered in. ”

Hearing this very familiar tone of speech, Wade turned his head to stare at Huang Ye and asked, "Fu*K, are you imitating me?" ”

"Imitate a J8!" Huang Ye said and casually untied him and said, "I'm here to save you." ”

At the moment when his body recovered, Wade suddenly turned over, and his fist slammed into Huang Ye's nose.

This punch directly shattered Huang Ye's nose, and tears and blood flowed out together.

"Hey, it's not a personal vendetta. This punch is for my fart.,Damn,It's always been Lao Tzu who threatens others with **.,Today I was actually threatened by you.,Grandma.。 ”

With that, Wade moved his body and continued, "Hey! But thank you so much for untying me, you're so generous, and when I insert into Francis's head, I can treat you to a big meal, and trust me, it's the best Turkish kebab. ”

Huang Ye raised his head at this time, and his nose had been completely repaired in a burst of white light.

“shit！ Do you have cancer too? Wade asked, seeing Huang Ye's self-healing ability.

Huang Ye raised his middle finger at him and said, "Just the cock you have your ass exposed now, you can run out if you loosen the ties?" Francis only needs one shot of anesthetic to pinn you to the ground before inserting the barrel of his gun into your ass. ”

After a pause, Huang Ye added, "The kind that doesn't apply any lubricant." ”

"Fu*k, that's really possible." Wade pondered for a moment, then looked at Huang Ye and asked, "I see that you just appeared suddenly, there should be some means, right?" If you take me out, I'll consider giving you my unicorn, and trust me, you'll love it, it's a limited edition all over the world. ”

Huang Ye laughed heartily when he heard this, and said, "Really? Well, it's such a happy decision. ”

Wade smiled after hearing this: "I know that people who like unicorns are not bad people. ”

Huang Ye casually snapped a finger on his side, and a flash of blue portal appeared out of thin air and said, "Let's go!" ”

Wade took a closer look and asked, "Are you sure this door won't teleport me to some Green Legion, or some vampire city, to be an assistant to the Blades?" ”

Huang Ye grinned and said, "Don't worry, this used to be a very safe place. ”

Bang!

The door to the ward opened suddenly, and Francis and the Dust Angel rushed in with a group of soldiers.

"Who are you?" After entering, Francis asked with a gloomy face.

Huang Ye raised his middle finger at him and said, "I'm your father!" ”

"Hahaha!" Wade burst out laughing, turned to Francis and raised his middle finger and said, "You hanging man wait for me!" I'll come back later and I'll let you know my real size! ”

The electric shock spear in the hand of the dust angel on the side shot over instantly.

Huang Ye smiled faintly and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't want this electric light poisonous dragon drill to penetrate twice. ”

After saying that, the spear disappeared in an instant.

"Oh! You can't see it, you're still a magician, can you conjure pigeons? Wade whistled and walked through the portal.

"Shoot!" Here Francis roared, and a large number of bullets suddenly poured in.

Huang Ye didn't use any other abilities and let his body get hit.

Feeling the same feeling as the bullet piercing his body, the corners of Huang Ye's mouth cracked bigger and bigger, and he muttered, "It's really comfortable to finally taste this long-lost pain again." ”

After speaking, Huang Ye raised his head and smiled at the two of them and said, "Thank you for your bullets, the next time we meet, I will consider letting you die happily." ”

Before the words fell, Huang Ye's body disappeared instantly with the white light.

On the other side, X Academy.

"Ahhh Perverted! Accompanied by the screams of the female students, the whole college was in an uproar.

Then, Logan, Storm Girl, Jean, Cyclops and others rushed over in an instant, surrounding the naked Wade in the middle.

"Oh! fu*k！ How the can I see you anywhere, Logan. Wade said with some irritability at this time.

Logan frowned slightly, and asked tentatively, "Wade?" ”

"Yes, it's me! Wade Wilson! Wade said loudly,

Cyclops on the side whispered, "Do you know him?" ”

Logan nodded and said, "I've been on missions with him before. ”

Jean whispered, "Why are you suddenly here?" Who sent you here? Or is it something you're capable of? ”

"If I had the fucking ability, I wouldn't have had people strapped to a hospital bed for more than a year, a pervert whose name I don't know got out of William Stryker's lab."

After Deadpool finished speaking, he turned his head to look around and asked, "By the way, you can be regarded as superheroes, just look at my majestic body, don't you prepare some clothes for me to wear?" Just order your clothes, I can't stand your tights. ”

"You're a fucking pervert, I've said it, I don't have any interest in your ass!"

At this time, accompanied by the voice, Huang Ye's body gradually appeared in the corridor of the academy.

"What people!" Faced with the sudden yellow leaves, everyone focused on the yellow leaves with a vigilant face.

Wade pouted and said, "Don't worry, this guy shouldn't be a bad guy." ”

"Don't forget to owe me unicorn, you sandpaper dick." Huang Ye added.

The superheroes around "......" were speechless.

"What's wrong, why is it so noisy?" A mature and dignified voice came.

Huang Ye's heart fluttered when he heard it, and he looked back at the voice, just in time to see the familiar white figure walking towards this side.

Seeing this figure, Huang Ye showed an affectionate and soft smile on his face: "This time, no one can hurt you anymore, I swear!" ”