337, old-timers
It was the weekend.
It was also the day that Peter Parker came to the training camp.
Banker and Quicksilver, who had graduated from the training camp, also came to the training ground and watched the little spider dodge and jump under a series of training equipment.
During this time, he and the little spider have become difficult brothers and sisters, and Quicksilver, who has begun to hook up and carry each other, but in Bank's surprised gaze, he put on a pair of old-timer shelves.
He looked at Spider-Man who was constantly dodging on the field from the sidelines, and "instructed" him: "Wrong! You should have dodged in the direction of six o'clock just now! …… Why are you so stupid! Will this also be hit? When will you avoid karma like this? ”
Banke saw that even this girl who had only graduated for a few days was stunned, and she was such an old-timer, and she definitely couldn't weaken the ultimate old-timer's shelf.
So whenever Banker made a mistake with the little spider, he scolded him on the side: "Do you have any brains?" How is it possible to go to that place? Isn't that a trap at first glance? Do you want to graduate? It's good to grow your brain! …… How can you be so stupid! Spider-Man, are you all Black Widow in your head? I think you must be a genius to be a punching bag, and you will actually hit the rubber bomb yourself? Alas! Stupidity! The IQ of paramecium! ”
In the end, these two people stood on the sidelines and talked without backache, but they suffered the little spider in it, although they knew that these two people were playing with themselves, but they were still bitter, not only to dodge the attack of the training equipment, but also to control their broken mouth, subconsciously complained back.
However, this distraction, he suffered even worse in the field, and even the new coach sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. for him couldn't look at it, and began to squirt: "Little worm, did you really grow up eating vegetables?" Have no sting in it. A little external pressure makes your brain bad? You let Banker come, and he can pass perfectly with his eyes closed! How did you pass the Primary School Leaving Exam? Because I don't see any IQ in you! ”
When the real instructor spoke, the little spider finally coaxed, he finally chose to shut up and concentrate on completing the project, but silently gave a middle finger to the two people who stood and spoke without back pain.
didn't expect this middle finger to make Quicksilver and Banker even more energetic, and he couldn't help but laugh and train him to be useless.
And Bank also accepted with peace of mind the praise that the new instructor had inadvertently revealed to him just now.
Although the fact is that if you don't use the power of the explosion, if you adjust the difficulty of the instrument to the highest, let alone close your eyes, even if you press another pair of eyes on him, he should be no better than the little spider, and the head of the mouse that was beaten is designated.
But anyway, it wasn't himself who was present, so Banker looked like he hated iron and steel, and said: "If you let me come, even if I have a glass of red wine, I can easily clear the customs by watching the TV series!" Do you want to make it so tough? It hurts to see me! Oh my God, how could there be such a stupid Avenger as you! ”
Bank and Quicksilver complained with a smile, and then the two came to another training device, which is a virtual reality somatosensory technology device, presumably used to train the Avenger's reflexes and adaptability.
But Bank's privilege in the Avengers, which Tony can't match, so Bank, without anyone's consent, took it upon himself to download a King of Fighters game on his device and soloed with Quicksilver.
However, this fast-moving kid is really amazing in terms of reaction speed, and even Banker is slightly inferior to him without exploding seeds, so naturally he loses more and wins less.
So every time Bank loses, he sprinkles his anger on the little spider's head as usual, he wears a post-modern VR glasses, and he can't even see what's going on on that end, but he still complains from time to time: "It's stupid, it's stupid!" You must belong to the Kose, otherwise how could you stand there and let someone beat you? Alas, the Avengers are not in charge. ”
The little spider finally couldn't help it, and frantically used his mouth cannon that was inferior to Deadpool's mouth, and began to scare back.
But it was not pleasing to the good, and he was trained as a dog by the coach again, saying that he couldn't even stand this little external stimulation, and really never wanted to graduate, and decided that because of the actual situation of the little spider, he wanted to apply for a batch of audio equipment from above, and when he was training, he recorded some words that touched people's nerves to train his ability to resist pressure.
Anyway, the little spider was really pitted by Bank.
But in the end, when the day's training was over, in the virtual world, Bank, who had been abused by Quicksilver for an afternoon, didn't continue to be angry with anyone, after all, it's funny to come once in a while, it's always like this, and take the words seriously, that's stupid.
So Bank, the doorman, waved his hand, and rarely felt that he was doing it himself, rewarding Peter Parker, who had worked hard all day.
But thinking like this, saying it directly, and not going to pit people, is not Bank's style.
So Banker looked at the little spider who was tired of becoming a dog, handed him a bottle of energy drink, and said, "Today I have a treat, go to the Budalpest Hotel to have a good meal, look at you bear-like, tired as a dog, right?" How do we know how to combine work and rest? ”
The little spider looked at Bank innocently and said, "Really? If I grill snails, I want bluefin tuna, I want foie gras, I want ......."
The little spider who was tired for a day reported a large number of famous dishes, after all, he knew that Banker was really rich and home, and from the news he heard in the Avengers, this girl's real dispatchable financial resources were much better than Iron Man.
So I didn't keep my mouth very long, and I told everything I wanted to eat.
When Banker announced the name of the dish in the little spider, he had already taken out his mobile phone and started to order, and when Peter Parker finished saying the twelve dishes, he raised his head and asked, "Is that all?" Gone? ”
"That's all, ah, can't drink, ...... A little more drink. The little spider said expectantly.
"Yes, okay, I've got it." Bank put away his phone and said.
"And how do we get there?" The little spider asked excitedly.
"Eight Avengers crossed the sea, each showing their powers." Banker said with an eyebrow.
"Alone?" The little spider wondered.
Banker nodded and said, "Yes, but let's talk about it first, whoever gets there lasts will pay." ”
"Okay!" As soon as Quicksilver heard this, he immediately came to the spiritual path.
But on the other hand, the little spider was stunned, and he stammered, "Wait...... Wait, I... I'm not going! ”
Just kidding, how fast Quicksilver is, just listen to his name, and Bank?
That's a character who can fight from the Americas to Asia!
Co-authoring, this is still a pit for yourself! Spider-Man was stunned to think that the level of trust in Bank was already close to infinity.
Banker looked at the aggrieved little spider and said, "No, I've already called your Aunt Mei, and I talked to her for half an hour just now." ”
"You...... You've already told Aunt Mei?! Spider-Man was shocked.
Banker nodded, "yes, I know you still have a small coffer, and it's about the same as paying for this meal, and it's not necessarily certain to lose." ”
"Yes...... But...... Wait... Wait for me! ”
Spider-Man hurriedly jumped out of the window, because when he was still stuttering, he saw a flash of silver light in front of him, a flash of red light, and Banker and Quicksilver disappeared in front of him.