Chapter 54: Nonsense
β... So, this Mr. Colick is actually Mr. Bronsky, but when he recalled his consciousness, he forgot all the previous things, you know, so powerful gamma radiation is very damaging to the brain, as for the appearance problem, I only blame me for not being good at learning, I can't make Mr. Bransky completely restore his original appearance, he can only become like this. Kane looked at General Ross sincerely, hoping that he would believe his nonsense, but looking at the old general's red and drunk face, he was probably a little hanging.
"Fart, are you coaxing a child, if you treat Bronsky, why are you releasing the fog, you must have used some method to hide him, this stupid big guy is not Bronsky at all." Obviously, General Ross's IQ has always been on the line, and he doesn't believe even a word of Kane's words.
There was no way, Kane looked at Colick, and had to use a killer move.
"General Ross, how can you believe he's Mr. Bronsky?"
"If you turn him into a giant again, I'll believe it!"
"Okay, I really can't help you, but let's say it first, if something happens, I'm not responsible." Kane turned sideways and made a way for Colick to confront General Ross.
When talking nonsense with General Ross, Kane communicated with Colik in his heart, this seemingly stupid big guy is actually an outlier among the barbarians, he is a very good brain, and he is also known for his wits among the barbarians, and relying on his clever head, he also mastered the spells of the druid transformation system, which made Kane have a little more grasp of General Prevarication.
"Mr. Colick, this General Ross is your former boss, and he doesn't quite believe that you can transform, can you show him your transformation form?" Kane turned, and while he seemed to be sincere in helping General Ross, he winked at Kolik with a smile.
A loyal but cunning barbarian, Kolik quietly gave a thumbs up to indicate that he knew what to do, and then looked down at General Ross with a puzzled look and said, "My boss? I don't have any bosses, I don't know this old guy, I grew up in the forest, Kane brought me out of there, he's a nice guy, and other people always want to shoot me with shotguns. β
"Don't think that you can get away with pretending to be Tarzan of the Apes, you can't fool my eyes, you're the kid's accomplice, don't think that you can pretend to be Hulk when you're tall, you're still far away, you're all over the basketball court like you, you have the ability to transform and show me!" General Ross seems to be really crazy, and he dares to say anything, but alas, his madness is okay against other people, against a barbarian...
The old general's attitude succeeded in infuriating Colik, and even the most ordinary barbarian didn't like to be called a waste, let alone a barbarian like Colik.
As soon as General Ross finished speaking, he saw that Colic's eyes began to be bloodshot, and the already heavy hairs on his body became longer and denser, and the height was constantly rising, and the tips of the broad palms also stretched out long claws.
In less than a second, a giant bear with a height of more than 3 meters appeared in front of General Ross, and it opened its bloody mouth and roared at the old general's face, and the sound straightened the wrinkles on the old general's face like a jet, and by the way, he made a hairstyle, similar to the head of an airplane.
The soldiers on guard around trembled and raised their rifles to aim at Kolik, no matter how loyal the soldiers were, they couldn't help but have a trace of complaint against General Ross, your old man's stinky temper should really be changed, who is it bad to scold these superheroes with special abilities, this time it's okay, the green giant didn't appear, but this brown giant bear doesn't look much easier to provoke than that one, look at the claws, they are almost longer than the rifles in their hands, and they will definitely be divided by a claw.
General Ross was also blinded, he was sure that this was definitely not an illusion, just from the wide open mouth of the bear, he saw the trembling little tongue in the depths of the bear's throat, as for the guy in front of him who turned into a giant bear or not Blansky He couldn't be sure, but he could at least be sure that this guy was definitely not easy to mess with, his body was often proportional to his strength, just look at the Hulk.
"Calm down, Kolik, they are not enemies!" At this moment of crisis, Kane jumped out, stood fearlessly in front of the giant bear, and opened his hands, his body looked so thin in front of the giant bear, but he was tall in front of the soldiers, because he was fighting his life to protect them, he was really a superhero.
"General Rose, I've used nature-based spells to make Colik's changes normal, so don't stimulate him anymore, okay, the mysteries of magic are beyond your comprehension, and he has nothing to do with Hulk's power anymore." Kane turned his head and said righteously, and Morena thought his acting skills were simply better than their best bards.
At this moment, Coulson also hung up the phone and walked over, looked at General Ross seriously and said: "General, just now I have truthfully reported the matter here to Director Fury, and submitted an arbitration to the International Security Council, I believe that an order will be issued to you soon, and I hope you calm down and wait for the final resolution of the matter." β
"Hmph, I'm a general of the United States, and the International Security Council can't control meβ" Before General Ross could finish speaking, an officer hurriedly ran over with a phone, whispered a few words in his ear, and handed it to him.
As soon as he picked up the phone, the old general heard a familiar voice from the microphone and said loudly: "Rose, you bastard, what the hell are you doing, how can you let Hulk appear in New York and make such a big fuss?!" β
General Ross heard that it was the Minister of Defense who spoke, he represented the military and the president, no matter how old General Ross was, he didn't dare to be presumptuous with him, so he could only reply in a low voice: "Sir, please listen to my explanation, this is an emergency, it was caused by Colonel Bronsky's unauthorized injection of Hulk's blood, and now his body may have fallen into the hands of S.H.I.E.L.D., we must get it, don't care about the International Security Council, we are not far from success..."
"Ross, you idiot, I don't care what the International Security Council says, but you can't let the Hulk show up there, what is that, Manhattan, the international financial center, the real heart of the United States, the headquarters of almost all the big business in the United States is there, you know how many complaint calls the White House has received in just a few hours, let me tell you this, if you don't evacuate right now, Mr. President will not be far from stepping down, and then do you think your super soldier program can continue? So, I ask you to get out of Manhattan now, now! Right away! As for Bronsky's body, I'll negotiate with S.H.I.E.L.D., and you can get it out for me first. β
"Yes, Your Excellency Minister..."General Ross seemed to be much older all of a sudden, the hand holding the phone slowly drooped, he looked at Kane and the giant bear beside him, and said helplessly: "Close." β
However, when he turned to walk towards the helicopter, he whispered to the adjutant, "Go to the lab where Bronsky had an accident, and remove all the relevant materials, not even a piece of paper, including the doctor..."