Bank and Deadpool hated each other for a while, and from the Banker theme park, they "talked and laughed" to the Hudson River.

When there was no one around, the two of them were finally revealed.

Deadpool's hands were crushed and fractured in the air, and he took a step back and said, "Oh~~ Little baby, do you have this strength, your second brother is also a virtue with you?" I think I should show you what a steel gun is. ”

As he spoke, the clown murderer pulled out a pistol from his foot cover, and shot two shots at Bank.

Bank, in the spirit of the mentality that whoever instigates is the grandson, hit the two bullets with a headbutt.

Two sparks splashed on Iron Man's helmet, sending the bullets flying.

Then Banker pulled out the little dagger from his stomach and said, "That's all you can do?" Eat Lao Tzu to kill a thousand years with one blow, don't worry little baby, I will feed you a box of Ma Yinglong and block your stinky ass. ”

With that, Bank rushed up and stabbed Deadpool in the ass.

Deadpool screamed and ducked to the side, letting Bank's dagger stab him in the waist.

Bank drew his dagger and grabbed a lock of bloody arrows, then switched targets and stabbed Deadpool in the jaw.

"Puff~"

I saw that the small dagger, from top to bottom, completely sank into Deadpool's chin, strung his upper and lower jaws together.

Bank gave a middle finger and said, "I'll sew your stinky ass on, see how you still fart, now you're out of work, you can't even suck a cock, which kiln will want you." ”

"Huh~"

"Ah~~"

Deadpool pulled the dagger out of his jaw and screamed, "I should have put a baseball bat in your daughter's mouth and let her know my size, I know where you live, and I will airlift a ton of C4 bombs and send your whole family to the sky." ”

As he spoke, Deadpool used a small squire throwing knife, shot the dagger in his hand at Bank, and then took out two guns and fired wildly at Bank.

Banker grabbed the dagger, then swept away several bullets with a punch, and said, "You don't know that Lao Tzu brought you a green hat, you stupid street boy, eat my big eggs." ”

As he spoke, Bank didn't know where to go, took out a grenade, and rushed towards Deadpool at once, those bullets hit him, and could only shoot slightly into his skin, and he was ejected from his body in an instant.

Let's popularize science here, the actor of Deadpool is the ex-husband of Scarlett Johansson, who plays Black Widow, so Banker's words, at least in his own opinion, still make sense with crooked reasoning.

But Deadpool didn't know, I saw that he was stunned for a moment, recalling the years when he cuckolded others, as if others didn't give him a chance to cuckold, and he broke up with his ex-girlfriend.

But he couldn't think much about it, and he saw Bank with a grenade and rushed towards him.

Deadpool hurriedly drew his twin knives, brushed them twice, and with a flash of cold light, they sliced into Bank's arm.

However, even Edelman Metal could only cut into Bank's bones, and it was difficult to break his arm in one fell swoop.

Bank raised his hand vigorously, and a terrifying centipede-like wound formed on his arm, but it also broke free of Deadpool's long knife, raised the grenade and slapped it into Deadpool's mouth, tearing a large hole in his hood and breaking even his front teeth.

"Phew~"

Deadpool's eyes widened in rage and he spat out the grenade, but before the grenade could hit the ground, a violent explosion erupted in front of him.

"Bang~~"

Deadpool was directly blown away by this energy, countless shrapnel was inserted into his body, the red holster became tattered, and the hideous skin was exposed under the sun, lying on the ground without knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Banker was also stunned when he looked at this scene, could it be that I was overplaying?

It shouldn't be, didn't you say Deadpool couldn't die?

But in the next moment, Banker was relieved, and he was determined to give this girl a beating today.

I saw that Deadpool suddenly bowed over and coughed loudly: "Ahem, cough, cough~ Hey Uncle Police, there are terrorists here to carry out blasting attacks, but author, is it a bit too much for you to arrange like this?" You four-eyed boy, a kid in a blue camouflage rag clothes, it's you, you look so handsome, but your heart is so vicious, let's discuss, let me abuse your own son once, just once. ”

Banker was stunned, could this girl break the fourth wall again? But shouldn't it be the editorial department, or the director? Why Author?

Could it be that I'm also a character in the book?

Banker looked back, and although he startled the author, he saw nothing but blue sky and white clouds.

Just as Bank looked back, Deadpool suddenly jumped up and stabbed him in the stomach with two knives in his hand.

At this moment, he still had time to smile back and say, "Four-eyed boy, count you as acquaintance~"

"Bang~"

But before he could finish speaking, Banker kicked him in the crotch with a whip leg, and said with a smile: "Gong Bang Chicken~~"

"Oh~~"

Deadpool clamped his legs, screamed in pain, and complained: "It's too much, I know it's not that simple, my own son is different." ”

Ignoring his complaints, Bank snatched a long knife from his hand and slashed it at his head.

"When~"

However, he was blocked by Deadpool holding another long knife, and he said with his legs between his legs: "It seems that you don't know how to use knives, you better use your and chicken eggs." ”

Bank, wielding a long knife, and Deadpool fought from the river into the river, and when the knife slashed Deadpool's stomach, he said, "Disfigured Ronald McDonald, you look really postmodern, it's not environmentally friendly to throw you into the sun, the black soil of sub-Saharan Africa is where you should be." ”

……

Bang bang bang bang ~ The two of you sprayed for two hours, and they fought for two hours.

At this time, Deadpool was already unrecognizable, covered with hideous wounds, the original red holster had also turned into pieces of broken cloth, blood was splattered all over the ground, and even half of his arm was broken, just because of his self-healing ability, he couldn't keep up with Bunker's output ability.

Bank, on the other hand, is much better, although he did not use the power of the Infinity Stones, but the A+ level strength also surpassed Deadpool by a large margin.

But this is only compared to Deadpool, he is also ragged in the eyes of others at the moment, with knife wounds everywhere, and even his eyeballs are still healing.

Banker stabbed Deadpool in the neck again, and blood splattered from the ruptured arteries all over Bank.

"Puff~"

Just when Bank was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, I saw that Deadpool finally confessed, only to see him kneel on the ground all of a sudden, raise his hands and let the blood run wild, and said with tattered lips: "Surrender!! I was wrong! ”