Chapter 443: It's a big deal
But I was stunned!
Nima ......
This is also called a hundred ghosts carrying the coffin?
Yes, even if I don't open my yin and yang eyes now, my eyes have been struck by thunder and lightning, and they are different and can see the ghost qi clearly.
These 100 "ghosts" dressed in linen and filial piety have a thin ghost aura like a fart. One hundred together, not as tall as the ghost babies I encountered before.
Paralyzing......
Lao Tzu was also speechless.
Even in the coffin carried by the hundred ghosts, the ghost aura emitted was at most similar to that of a ghost baby, and it was not even enough for a hundred years of Taoism.
This, this, this......
Isn't this a bit big?
I looked intently, looked closely, and realized that the person carrying the coffin was not a ghost at all. Rather, it is a "void yin body". What is a void body?
It is the ancestors who passed away for a hundred years, and the paper people and paper horses burned by the younger generations, these things are burned, and they go to the underworld to serve the ancestors.
Nima, Oh......
Take a bunch of paper figurines to bluff.
Get a yarn!
The hundred ghosts carried the coffin to the door and slowly fell.
Two paper figures stepped forward and opened the coffin. A paper man skillfully knelt on the ground, and a paper man stepped forward to help an old man out of the coffin.
This old man is a real ghost after all.
This kind of ghost, Lao Tzu just came out of the mountains, and he can kill him when he knows a little fur Taoism, and now killing him is the same as killing an ant.
In the main hall, two paper figures immediately ran out.
The paper man knelt on the ground and shouted respectfully, "Welcome to Lord Chenghuang!" ”
The old man glanced at it, couldn't pull the wind, snorted lightly with his nose, pinched his throat, and asked, "I heard that you arrested two little nuns?" ”
The paper man lay on the ground and threw himself on the ground, and said: "If you go back to the city god, I just caught it this morning, and the master set up a banquet to take concubines in the evening, so I invited you to the banquet." ”
The old man didn't even pay a word to him, he walked into the hall with his hands behind his back, his head held high, and he walked into the hall arrogantly.
Moments later, another funeral procession arrived.
Tsk, this battle is big!
There are 200 paper figures.
It's a pity that the "city god" in the coffin is not even a hundred years old.
The third team followed, too.
Ha ha......
It's funny!
What's more, it's a young girl, but it's just a wandering spirit!
There are really no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are the kings......
I was frightened by the statues of King Yama and Taishang Laojun at the door.
What kind of city god is this?
This is clearly a bunch of teases boasting about themselves, relying on the deep mountains and old forests, there are very few lonely souls and wild ghosts, getting together, playing like a family, you are the city god, and I am the judge or something.
In that case, I'm still afraid of a yarn?
Directly control the crane to fly inward.
I hesitated, I originally planned to swagger and go straight in, but considering that there were many people on the other side, in case they startled the snakes, they transferred Miao Jing or Miao Lian, or even directly killed them, it would be troublesome.
I just disappeared invisible.
Following the paper crane, I swaggered into the main hall.
The corridor waist is back, the pavilions and pavilions, and the front yard is arranged like the Han Dynasty style palace.
When I entered the backyard, I was playing around, a small river more than a foot wide, and there was a stone called the Lechuan River. There is an arch bridge on the river, which can be crossed in one step, but there are a few scarlet typing bridges written on it.
There is also a paper man standing on the bridge, serving soup to the paper man who comes and goes, and this is Meng Po!
I followed the crane forward until I came to the "Xudu Palace".
The cranes scattered because I had already seen Miao Jing and Miao Lian.
The two girls were dressed in red wedding dresses and tied up on the chairs in the main hall of the capital.
The hall was empty.
Not even a guard!
Tsk, how poor this "Emperor Xudu" should be. He has a hundred and ten paper figures under him, and he doesn't even have a single paper figure?
Five minutes were up, and the effect of my invisibility was gone.
Unafraid!
Brother swaggered into the hall and helped Miao Lian and Miao Jing untie the rope.
Miao Lian was about to cry and fell directly into my arms.
Miao Jing cried and cried, and also got into my arms.
The two girls said to me: "Woo...... Huang Quan, I thought I'd never see you again? ”
"It's good that you're not dead, otherwise you'd have wasted such a long one...... Uh, otherwise it would be a waste of such a handsome and promising little Taoist. ”
My head was full of black lines: "Don't touch me two, I'll take you out first." ”
Miao Jing: "By the way, Huangquan, there are a lot of demons and monsters here, are you an opponent?" ”
I burst out laughing.
Don't dare to say anything else, just the ghost here? I'll just say two words: hehe......
I grinned and said, "Two sisters, let's go!" Follow my brother, my master will let you see and understand today, what does it mean to meet gods and kill gods, and meet Buddhas and punish Buddhas...... Did you see my slap? With one hand, I can shoot them to death, use one more, and count me as losing! ”
Miao Jing made a gesture of worship: "Wow! It's so handsome! Handsome and secure, it is almost fascinating. ”
Miao Lian: "No, no, no...... I'm going to give you monkeys. ”
I swaggered forward with them.
A few people walked in front of me, and it was the old man I saw in the first wave outside.
The old man was stunned for a moment, and scolded angrily: "Bold! Dare to break into the palace of the capital and rob the emperor's thirty-eight concubines and thirty-nine concubines, it's damned! Above! Kill him! ”
More than a hundred paper figures rushed up.
None of this is a problem, I slapped it in the face.
Mana blessing, I am a person with Taoism, a mere paper person, and I am a yarn.
Rumble......
The paper figure slammed backwards, crackling and falling apart.
Someone else rushed up and slapped him in the face.
Crackling, falling apart again.
Huh......
It's so vulnerable!
The old man, Chenghuang, pounced on him with a calm face, and I slapped him over, directly pumping him away, lying on the ground struggling to get up, screaming again and again.
The second and third waves of Chenghuang also came with a large group of men.
This time, without waiting for them to make a move, I rushed straight forward.
In less than a minute, all the paper figures were beaten by me and fell apart.
And the three city gods were lying on the ground, screaming in pain.
Especially the little girl Chenghuang, who has fine skin and tender flesh, was slapped and couldn't get up on the ground, and cried loudly.
I stood in the middle of a pile of scattered paper figures, stepping on the old man Chenghuang under my feet, arrogant, pinching my waist, looking up to the sky and laughing.
Enjoyable!
During this time, I met all the masters, and I was tossed miserably, and now it is finally Lao Tzu's turn to take a bad breath.
I said, "I'm not targeting anyone, I mean to say that one of you in this room counts as one, it's all rubbish!" Hahaha...... Who else? Lao Tzu asked, who else? ”
Sure enough, there are ghosts.
In the distance, there was a huge crowd of them, and there were more than a hundred of them.
The leader was three meters tall, with silver hair and an explosive head, a green face, red eyes, and a blazing fire. With a mouthful of fangs...... In short, it's ugly......
He shouted in distress from afar: "Be careful of the liver! My little liver! Why are you crying? You are my thirty-seventh concubine, who dares to bully you? Also, uncle, you hold on! Don't lose your soul. Oh, old father-in-law, why do you have a blue nose and swollen face? ”
He glared at me and roared, "Who are you?" Want to die? ”
Ghost King!
This thing turned out to be the ghost king!