287. Brother Yu coaxed again
Chu Feng coughed dryly and walked away in style. In layman's terms, I came a long time ago, did something, and left again.
Back at the Reverse Journey (Inn), Chu Feng rested for the night like an ordinary person, in fact, life doesn't need to be too tight, too restrictive, if you can be free, you can be free, this is Chu Feng's recent experience.
When he got up the next day, Chu Feng learned from Hu Erniang's mouth that Xuanzang and Sun Wukong did not stay in the town of Tianshuiwei, the reason is that there are no Buddhist temples in the town, and the only few ancient temples of different races are very repulsive to foreign religions.
The ordinary residents of the town are mainly engaged in business, pay attention to mercenary, like money and women, and are not interested in or willing to take in the monk and the monkey demon he brought with him (Sun Wukong killed the monkey man, which caused too much shock to the locals).
Listening to Hu Erniang, when he went out of town, Xuanzang complained a lot about Wukong, and he didn't seem to want to live in the wilderness, which was in line with his mother-in-law's mother-in-law's character and forced affairs, Chu Feng had no accidents.
Because Xuanzang was an ordinary person and didn't walk fast, Chu Feng and Hu Erniang easily caught up with him on horses.
The two sides saw each other in the wilderness, or rather on the Gobi Desert.
The endless Gobi Desert is rising from the east, and the red sun is rendered very magnificent.
Originally, Xuanzang, who had been feeding mosquitoes all night, was in a good mood when he saw this scene, and the clinker Chu Feng caught up, and the good mood he had finally brewed disappeared without a trace.
"Ouch, isn't this the Buddha sitting down on the Thirteen Taibao Golden Cicada? What a coincidence, meet again! Did you sleep well this night? Forget that it's summer, and there are more mosquitoes outside. ”
After a sleep, Chu Feng, who had cultivated enough "spirit", came to harass Master Xuanzang, the good baby of Buddhism, again.
"Hmph"
I don't know why, as soon as Xuanzang heard Chu Feng speak, he couldn't calm down, and the cultivation of the senior monks in the past didn't know where to go.
"Speaking of which, your previous life golden cicada is also pitiful, it is said that meat can make people immortal, the people of Buddhism because they can't eat peach, they can't avoid the three disasters and nine tribulations, they can only eat you, it is said that when you eat you, you have to be voluntary, you can't be scared, the effect of the medicine is gone, pity your first ten lives, it was spent in the voluntary sharing of food."
Chu Feng said seriously about chasing after the wind and shadows.
"You...... You are talking nonsense! ”
Xuanzang clenched the reins, his face was very ugly, although this thing didn't sound real, it was too penetrating.
Sun Wukong, who was walking with a golden hoop stick, said thoughtfully: "My old grandson listens to the teacher, uh, a master said that the so-called immortal law of immortality in the Three Realms is not immortality, I was hooked by Yan Jun when I was three hundred and forty-two years old, and I destroyed the book of life and death, so that I was able to return to the yang world, and later, in the sky, I heard that if you want to extend your life, you must either eat peaches, or eat ginseng fruits, and eat the flesh of golden cicadas. ”
After speaking, Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng with strange eyes, the main master was in front of him, it was really fake, it seemed, just try it.
"Goku, you, you......"
Xuanzang was furious by Sun Wukong's heart, and subconsciously held the rosary, ready to recite the mantra at any time.
"If my grandson wants to eat you, there are a hundred ways to make you unable to recite the mantra!"
Seeing this, Sun Wukong said coldly, and when he was just rescued, he was like two monkeys.
"You"
Xuanzang was almost dizzy, it was so presumptuous that this rebellious Qian Qian actually used this tone to talk to himself.
"Golden Cicada, uh, no, Brother Yu, chant the mantra, look at the two of you, who moves fast."
Chu Feng fanned the flames on the side, looking like he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
Hu Erniang, who was riding a horse on the side, looked at Chu Feng stupidly, it turned out that the viewer still had this side.
"You"
The number of times Xuanzang said "you" in the past two days exceeded the sum of the previous 20 years.
In the past few days, Sun Wukong, who has been tortured by the tight spell, seems to have taken it seriously, looking at Xuanzang vigilantly, ready to launch the immobilization technique at any time, or knock Xuanzang out directly. It is too simple for a monkey who has cultivated to be extraordinary to deal with a mortal who is powerless.
Xuanzang seemed to understand this, and he didn't dare to recite the mantra for the first time.
"Sister Guanyin, your trick doesn't work, woo woo woo ......"
Chu Feng imitated Xuanzang's voice, which was very funny.
Hu Erniang couldn't hold back any longer, poofed, and laughed.
Xuanzang's expression was very ugly, his fists were clenched tightly, and after half a sound, he still let go.
Chu Feng saw that Xuanzang was cowardly again, a little disappointed, his eyes turned to Sun Wukong, and said in a polite tone: "Brother Wukong, are you tired of walking, are you interested in having a drink with Poor Dao?" ”
"Drinking"
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, when he was free and easy before, his favorite thing was to drink wine and eat peaches.
Chu Feng waved it casually, two futons, and a two-foot square table were placed on the ground, in addition to two pots of wine, wine glasses, two pairs of chopsticks, and some side dishes, peanuts, elbows, plate duck, white chopped chicken, a few plates of chili oil, garlic, and vinegar, which were very eye-catching.
Sun Wukong had never seen chili peppers, walked over, bent his waist, pointed his fingers in the chili oil, tasted it, and was immediately spicy and shook his head.
"Hahaha, this thing is called chili oil, it is used for seasoning, you have to take the white chop chicken, dip it in a little and taste it, the taste is very good."
Chu Feng said, picked up the chopsticks, and ate by himself.
Sun Wukong has long learned to use chopsticks, and he also picked up chopsticks, sandwiched some white chopped chicken, dipped it in chili oil, and ate it in his mouth, his eyes were shining, probably the first time he ate such a flavorful thing.
Xuanzang, who was riding a horse on the side, saw this scene, folded his hands and shook his head again and again.
"Sin, sin ......"
Sun Wukong ignored him at all, picked up the wine glass, and drank with Chu Feng, like two old friends, Sun Wukong is like this, when he was in the sky before, when he picked up the wine glass, he would call others brothers.
"Chief, thank you for your hospitality, please"
"You're welcome, please"
The two of you come and go, wine and meat.
Xuanzang really couldn't stand it anymore, and reprimanded: "Dao Chief, you are a monk, how can you not be taboo in meat and vegetarian, and there is no appearance of a monk, and you, Wukong, if you don't stop, you have to recite the mantra as a teacher." ”
Sun Wukong was drinking happily, and when he saw Xuanzang coming out to stir up the situation again, he was very unhappy in his heart, staring at Xuanzang with a pair of monkey eyes, as if to say, see if you are fast, or I am fast.
Xuanzang glared at Chu Feng next to him angrily, it was all this Taoist priest who had brought a good Wukong to ruin.
Chu Feng coughed a few times, sandwiched a piece of chicken, and said to Xuanzang seriously: "I have a way in my heart, it doesn't hurt to eat it, you want to eat it in your heart, but you say you won't eat it, it's just a little bit worse." ”
Such a Zen sentence made Xuanzang fall into contemplation all of a sudden.
"Come, continue to eat, continue to drink, who has a big dream, I know it in my life, good poetry, good poetry!"
Chu Feng continued to eat and drink with Sun Wukong.