Chapter 3: The Jade Emperor asks you to answer the phone
"Why did you get here directly, shouldn't you go through the Ghost Gate Pass first, and then take Huangquan Road, Nai He Bridge or something?"
Although Mo Ming now looks like a fourteen-year-old child, he has heard some legends about the underworld.
"Don't you want to see Lord Qin Guangwang? You are lucky, Lord Qin Guangwang is here today, otherwise if you want to see him, you don't know if you will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey!" Bai Wuchang smiled.
"Don't be verbose, if you want to get in, hurry in!"
Hei Wuchang didn't have so much patience, and directly pushed open the door of the mansion and pushed Mo Ming in.
In the house, the deep palace corridor crisscrosses, and there are all kinds of exotic flowers and plants planted on the roadside, all of which are strange varieties that do not exist in the mortal world.
Black and white impermanence escorted Mo Ming into the lobby.
The lobby was empty, except for a large desk in the center, filled with papers.
A young man is leaning over, making quick marks in a book of life and death.
As soon as Mo Ming entered the door, King Qin Guang raised his head, revealing a knife-like face, just like in the mythology of the mortal realm, he was a handsome and handsome man!
"Brother Guangwang hasn't seen you for a long time, I'm Mo Ming, do you remember me?"
Mo Ming smiled so enthusiastically, as if he had really known King Qin Guang for tens of thousands of years, and looked at the black and white impermanence who had taken him over, looking at each other.
King Qin Guang sat behind the table and looked at him as if he was stupid, and said:
"Aren't you the mortal who just died, are you in the water of your brain? You're all dead, and you're still as happy as if you're going home for the New Year, have you figured out what to reincarnate into? With your IQ, I suggest you go to the beast path!"
"My Nima......" Mo Ming was so choked that he couldn't speak, this King Qin Guang is really poisonous!
Simply, he got straight to the point and said directly:
"I'm here to tell you that you have caught the wrong person, and I am not the mortal 'Mo Ming' you are looking for! My identity is a Heavenly Court Immortal Soldier, and I have been sent to the mortal ...... by the decree of the Jade Emperor."
Before Mo Ming finished speaking, the black and white impermanence next to him couldn't help laughing, as if Mo Ming was saying something funny.
King Qin Guang didn't laugh, he directly waved his hand to interrupt Mo Ming, and then took out a very thin book of life and death from the table and flipped through it, and only said after a while:
"Okay, I know about you, you are indeed not the deceased himself, your soul entered the body after the soul of the deceased left the body!"
"Yes, yes, that's it!
Mo Ming nodded excitedly beside him, worthy of King Qin Guang, through a book of life and death, he restored the truth of the matter!
Mo Ming couldn't help but give King Qin Guang a thumbs up in his heart, and even the previous poisonous tongue was completely forgotten.
But King Qin Guang's next words made his heart sink suddenly:
"Alas, although I know that you are not the dead, I still can't let you return to the yang world! Maybe it's very unfair to you, but we can't find the soul of the dead now, and for the peace of our underworld, we can only invite you to reincarnate and replace the dead!"
The smile on Mo Ming's face slowly disappeared, he stared at King Qin Guang tightly, and asked word by word:
"So what do you mean you want me to be a substitute for the dead?"
King Qin Guang shrugged his shoulders and didn't speak, but the meaning was already obvious.
Mo Ming is furious!
This feeling is like a stranger holding a knife to your neck and saying to you: I'm sorry, you and I have no grudges, but for my benefit, I can only ask you to die!
"King Qin Guang, you are disregarding people's lives! This is a violation of the rules of heaven, and the heavenly court will track it down, can you afford it?!"
"Don't bother with you, take him down to me and pour Meng Po soup!"
King Qin Guang leaned back in his chair lazily, and from beginning to end, he was calm, and he didn't care about Mo Ming's anger.
Every soul must drink a bowl of Meng Po soup before reincarnation, and the memories of the past, along with what he said, will be completely forgotten, and no one can leak it out at all, what does he have to worry about?
When it comes to this, Mo Ming understands no matter how dull he is, what "King Qin Guang is rigorous and fair" is all bullshit! The entire underworld is a nest of snakes and rats!
"Okay, King Qin Guang, you are awesome, you wait, I'll call the Jade Emperor now!"
There was nothing more to say, Mo Ming directly took out the iPhone 8.
At this moment, the number of people watching the live broadcast has soared to 18457, and the live barrage is also rolling rapidly.
Jiro Zhenjun: I don't think this anchor is here to pretend to be forced, but I think he's a fool, and he obviously hasn't realized his situation yet!
Fight to defeat the Buddha: Three eyes, do you look down on others like this? Don't turn the tables and slap you in the face when the anchor turns the tables!
Erlang Zhenjun: Hey, I'll go, and turn the tables and slap me in the face, is it that easy? Dead monkey, I use an enlightened tea god phoenix egg, bet that this kid will die today, do you dare to bet with me?
Fight to defeat the Buddha: Hey, bet on it, I'm afraid you won't succeed?
......
Mo Ming ignored these barrages, these immortals watched the live broadcast for a long time, but none of them helped, rather than pinning their hopes on these immortals who were not too big to watch the excitement, it was better to talk to the Jade Emperor directly!
He clicked on "Contact" and went directly to the name at the bottom - Jade Emperor!
Seeing that Mo Ming really took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call, the black and white impermanence next to him changed instantly, and he was about to snatch the mobile phone from Mo Ming's hand when he went up.
However, King Qin Guang sneered and waved his hand to stop them:
"Don't stop him, let him call, I'll see if he can get through this call today!"
It's ridiculous that a mere mortal would even try to call the Jade Emperor in vain! Since you want to pretend to be this force, then this king will give you a chance to pretend to be forced!
"Toot, toot......"
The call was dialed, and about 20 seconds later, the system prompt came: "Sorry, the phone you dialed is on a call, please dial ...... later"
Mo Ming froze, can't get through?
When I dialed again, it was still the same "on call".
Now, Mo Ming is in a hurry, and the line is busy on both calls, isn't this a joke?!
"Fight, why don't you fight? Pretend that you can't pretend anymore, you're afraid of being slapped in the face?" King Qin Guang said mockingly, as if he had expected this scene a long time ago.
This bear kid pretended to be realistic, pretending to be as if he was real! He also called the Jade Emperor, why didn't he say that he was the Jade Emperor who came down to pretend to be forced?
Not only Qin Guangwang, but the barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded again:
Erlang Zhenjun: Hahaha, I thought this kid could toss some backstage, it turned out that he wanted to call the Jade Emperor, this stupid boy, don't look at who he is, how could the Jade Emperor answer his call? Dead monkey, your golden hoop stick can't be saved, hahaha......
Taishang Laojun: Shengfo, you just bet on the golden hoop stick, right? So let's do it, I just lack a burning stick, I just refined a gourd gold pill, all bet on it!
Fight to defeat the Buddha: Fuck your uncle's burning stick!
Queen Mother: Take me one, I'll bet a 3,000-year-old pearl, this is the largest pearl in the East China Sea!
Pure Altar Messenger: Senior brother, the old driver also overturns, can I also bet on one?
Fighting to defeat the Buddha: ......
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Just when all the immortals, including King Qin Guang, thought that Mo Ming was about to pretend to be a failure, a pleasant mobile phone ringtone suddenly rang.
In an instant, all the barrage in the live broadcast room disappeared!
The playful smiles on the faces of King Qin Guang and the black and white impermanence all froze!
"Hey, hey......" Mo Ming didn't know how to pour the bitter water in his stomach.
"Okay, I know about you, you let King Qin Guang answer my phone!" The Jade Emperor said directly as if he knew the situation here.
Mo Ming was suddenly overjoyed, turned his head, and said to King Qin Guang, who was still stunned: "King Qin Guang, the Jade Emperor asked you to answer the phone!"