"Wow, this neat short hair, wow, this willow snake waist, oops, this slim jeans, plus these two hips, it's really amazing, oops, how long are these legs, the same thickness up and down, after all, it's a university, there is such a stunner!"

The co-author beggar saw a beautiful back, standing on the edge of the basketball court, and he couldn't walk for a while.

The old man touched his mouth that was almost drooling, and he thought about going forward to ask for a contact information and give a benefit to his apprentice.

But as soon as he took a step, the beautiful back in front of him seemed to feel that someone was staring behind him, so he slowly turned his head and saw his appearance clearly, the old man who had experienced vicissitudes of life was actually frightened.

Hurriedly took a hexagram, then slapped his eyes, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "After a thousand years of geese, today the special mother was pecked in the eye, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's fingers and counting, he couldn't even tell the difference between men and women, how can this be a man, how can he be a man?" Demons, demons, the way of the world has really changed, everyone has it! ”

The old man sighed with emotion, and quickly suppressed the vomiting in his heart, flashed around and quickly escaped, for fear of having a little eye contact with the ladyboy in front of him, otherwise the stolen roast duck that had just been stuffed in his stomach would have to be sent out with meat and soup.

The beggar was about to slip away, and suddenly swept his eyes to a girl who was coming towards him, and he said in his heart: "It's you who are waiting", so the old man hugged his arms and planted his head in his arms, although there was still a distance of six or seven meters, but for some reason, just a blink of an eye, appeared in front of the girl.

The girl was talking and laughing with her two best friends, but she didn't expect that a skinny and sloppy old man would suddenly appear in front of her. The old man didn't seem to see them at all, he didn't dodge in a hurry, and just happened to bump into a full bosom.

The girl staggered and only took a few steps back, but the old man, as if hit by a car, flew upside down two meters in an extremely exaggerated manner, and slapped heavily on the ground, and even the sound of bones shattering could be heard.

"Xiaoyu, did you hit it?" A girl next to her asked the girl who was already scared silly in the middle.

The girl who hit the old man is the little fish who is gradually getting better, and today there is a game of the school department basketball team, and they are veritable flowers, so they are naturally invited to come over as cheerleaders.

But she never expected that she would hit an old man who was about to enter the ground on such a wide road, and what she didn't expect was that she, a person who shook three times when the wind blew, actually knocked people away. For a while, the whole person was blinded.

"Xiaoyu, are you following the cow to fight that brute cow, what peerless magic skills can you practice?" Another good girlfriend also said to Xiaoyu.

"At this time, what are you kidding?"

The kind-hearted little fish came back to his senses and quickly reached out to help the old man who was lying on the ground moaning. But the two girlfriends next to him hurriedly stopped: "Wait, don't touch porcelain, your body is weak, we all know it, how can you hit people like this?" ”

"That's right, people are really crazy now, they have touched the porcelain, Xiaoyu, don't move him, don't worry, there is monitoring on the road, let's call the police first!" The girlfriend muttered quietly beside Xiaoyu.

The old man lying on the ground pretended to be angry, his ears could hear it clearly, and he secretly thought in his heart: "It's over, this drama is a bad act, it's a bit too exaggerated, no, no, I haven't deceived people for a long time, and my technology has regressed!" ”

The beggar was thinking about how to change his tricks, but as everyone knows, Xiaoyu broke free from his best friend, quickly squatted down, gently grabbed his head with one hand, and gently breathed on his chest with the other hand, and was full of apologies, almost crying: "Grandpa, how are you, where are you uncomfortable?" ”

This made the beggar a little embarrassed, and said in his heart: Tomb robbers can still teach such conscientious descendants, not bad, not bad.

Although I thought so in my heart, I still didn't plan to stop, after all, I had a special intention to find her today, so I grabbed Xiaoyu's hand and said viciously: "It's you, it's you, I, I'm dying, it's all your fault!" ”

The old man's acting skills, naturally needless to say, no one has been deceived! The actor may not be able to catch up, and he is a master with unique skills, and he is more clever than the actor that he can control his body at will, and when he speaks, not only his whole body is paralyzed like a puddle of mud, but his face is suddenly pale, and with the realistic sound of breath, he escapes a dying person.

Xiaoyu hugged the old man, tears fell and fell, the feeling of life flowing from between her fingers, she was so frightened that she trembled and couldn't speak.

The beggar looked distressed, and the girl he could feel was extremely self-blaming in his heart, and there was a vague urge to be in pain.

The beggar secretly screamed badly, knowing that he had played, Xiaoyu's body was different from ordinary people, if she was too sad, the evil spirits in her body would take advantage of the weakness to enter the main soul. The originally soft hand immediately increased his strength, and he grabbed Xiaoyu's wrist and said, "You can't run, if you want to run away, I will ask for the coffin money!" ”

"I don't run, I don't run, grandpa, you must be fine!" The little fish cried and said.

"I think if you send me to the hospital immediately, maybe there will be some value in saving me!" The beggar said weakly.

"Okay, I'll call an ambulance right away!"

"No, you carry me, you are so beautiful this female doll, maybe you will be carried by you, it will be fine!"

The two best friends who were standing stupidly on the side, when they heard this, they were stunned, and they always felt awkward, as if the words did not fit the current occasion, and the old man in front of him seemed to be extremely weak, but when he talked about Xiaoyu's beauty, he was vaguely teasing.

But the simple little fish didn't hear it, she said apologetically: "Grandpa, I, I can't carry you, it will delay your condition!" ”

"If you can't carry me, can you knock me fly? No, I'm going to let you carry it today! The beggar suddenly said sharply.

"Okay, I'll carry it!"

Xiao Yu suddenly hardened when he heard the old man's tone, as if he was nothing, and he was not suspicious at the first time, but relieved. Thinking that people were blaming and anxious, she deliberately wanted to embarrass her, so in order to make people happy, she silently squatted down and carried the old man up.

Unexpectedly, she thought that this old man seemed to be thin, at least sixty or seventy pounds, but with a little effort, the other party was as light as a feather and climbed on her back effortlessly.

Just as she was about to get up, she suddenly felt like a thousand pounds of boulder on her back, and the whole person fell to the ground with a snap.

The beggar screamed in pain, and his mouth was not ambiguous, and he scolded: "Do you think I don't die?" Are you going to fall me to death? ”

The little fish, whose body was in pain and whose face was also rubbing its skin on the ground, quickly got up stubbornly and said, "I'm sorry, I was careless, I'm sorry!" ”

When the two girlfriends saw this scene, although they felt strange, they already felt that this sloppy old man clearly had nothing to do, and they were clearly looking for trouble, and they were about to come forward to criticize. But who knows, the old man just glared at them, and the two of them were like wood, stunned on the spot.

"Carry me quickly!" The beggar commanded again.

Xiaoyu gritted his teeth, didn't say anything, and once again picked up the beggar. It may be that all her attention is on the old man, and she doesn't notice what is happening around her at all, her best friend is silent, and even her classmates in the past don't seem to notice what happened to them here, and no one stops to watch. In fact, how would she know that the beggar with clever means had already set up a maze array around them.

This time, Xiaoyu carried the old man very smoothly, but unlike just now, she could feel the weight of seventy or eighty pounds on her body, even so, she was still stubborn, and used all her strength to walk towards the infirmary, and from time to time she had to comfort the person on her back.

But when she finally arrived at the infirmary, she suddenly found that there was nothing behind her. For a while, her brain buzzed, thinking that she had fallen to the ground in a hurry. So I hurriedly turned back to look for it, and the playground was a kilometer away from the infirmary, so I ran back and forth four or five times, but I didn't find the old man.

After she calmed down a little, she suddenly found that although she didn't find the old man after running for five or six kilometers, what surprised her was that her body was as light as a swallow, and she didn't even kick the air. For her, she couldn't imagine that with her physical condition, even if she ran a hundred meters, she would be tired and prostrate.

She was puzzled and hurried back to find her best friend, and something happened that surprised and even frightened her.