"Wow!"

The cup is full, and it overflows full!

Wind Chime's eyes were shining, his face was full of excitement, and he couldn't wait to stretch out his hands, ready to pick it up. {with}{dream} щ{suimеng][lā}

Chu Xiaoye was really a little unbearable, and when he reached out to hand it to her, he suddenly pretended not to hold it steady, and the teacup shook and fell directly from his hand.

A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.

But......

It doesn't seem to be heard that the teacup is broken!

He was stunned for a moment, looked down, and was stunned!

The dead girl quickly lifted her foot and caught the falling teacup very accurately, and the full cup of urine was actually resting firmly on her feet at this time!

"Hah! You're so careless! People almost don't have tea to drink!"

Wind Chime grinned, her ankle flicked upward, and the teacup flew up and landed firmly in her little hand.

Chu Xiaoye suddenly had a constipated expression on her face, and when she saw that she was about to raise her glass to drink, she hurriedly shouted: "Shut up!

This loud shout not only startled the wind chimes, but also frightened others.

What's going on?

Why can't you drink it?

Wind Chimes was stunned, holding the teacup with a confused expression.

This veiled Huaguo person, the voice just now, is so familiar, it seems that he has seen it somewhere.

"Gross-"

Just when everyone was stunned and puzzled, Wei Wuya, who had endured it for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore, opened his mouth, and vomited out!

At the same time, the pants behind him, with a "poof", emitted an extremely loud stinky fart!

That stinky fart still has billowing black gas, like super poisonous gas!

Immediately, he began to vomit wildly while spitting on the spot!

The top and bottom spit together, and everyone was stunned and dumbfounded!

A strong smell swept through the venue!

"Smack!"

Chu Xiaoye took advantage of everyone's eyes and was attracted by Wei Wuya, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and slapped the teacup in Feng Chime's hand to the ground and smashed it into pieces.

Wind Chimes looked at him blankly.

Chu Xiaoye glared at her and said in a low voice, "Don't mess around!"

Wind Chime's eyes widened, and he looked at him in disbelief.

Chu Xiaoye ignored her anymore, and hurriedly said loudly to everyone: "Although the tea in our flower country is very fragrant, not all people can bear the fragrance and medicinal effects of the flowers. If it's the first time to drink it, most of them will vomit and feel uncomfortable. However, the second time it was normal. So, don't panic, Elder Wei's reaction is normal. ”

Some disciples of Xuelong Island originally suspected that their own family elders had been plotted, and it must be that the cup of tea was poisonous, but when they heard him say this, they hesitated a little.

Wei Wuya couldn't vomit at this time, and hurriedly said in a trembling voice: "No...... It's okay, the old man is just a little uncomfortable in his stomach, and he hasn't been poisoned......"

For cultivators, it is easy to tell whether they are poisoned or not.

He was just stimulated by the fishy smell of the tea, and he was indeed not poisoned, and he couldn't wronged others.

Maybe the tea of the flower clan is like this, after all, different races, different physiques are naturally different, and it is normal for them to be allergic to their own food.

But today, he has completely lost his old face.

Princess Bing Muscle was afraid that he would be embarrassed, and she felt that it was so stinky that it was inconvenient to stay longer, so she hurriedly smiled and said, "Since Elder Wei is not feeling well, then let's take our leave and come to visit next time." ”

Wei Wuya's face turned pale, and he hurriedly said to Feng Le and Feng Chime, "Go and send off the guests." ”

He stinks now, but he doesn't dare to run around, for fear of smoking more people and losing more old faces.

Feng Le saw his sister standing still with a sluggish face, pushed her, and said, "Ling, what's wrong with you?"

Feng Chime blinked, suddenly woke up, glanced at the familiar figure, and whispered: "Sister, have you noticed that the person wearing the veil is very similar...... It's very similar to Senior Brother Chu?"

Feng Le was stunned when he heard this, and looked at the figure suspiciously, but he shook his head and said: "Don't talk nonsense, people are from the country of flowers, and they are races under the sea, how can they be Senior Brother Chu." ”

Wind Chimes froze, following her, her eyes fixed on the figure.

When they were about to walk out of the garrison on Snow Dragon Island, the wind chimes suddenly shouted loudly, "Senior Brother Chu!"

However, except for Feng Le turning his head and glaring at her, the familiar figure did not react at all, and still left without looking back.

After sending off the guests of Huaguo, Feng Lefang came back to look at her, and said suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?"

Feng Chime's cheeks were slightly red, and he said, "Sister, no, that person really seems to be Senior Brother Chu." His voice was like, and so were his eyes. If Senior Sister Shangguan were here, she would definitely be able to recognize it!"

Feng Lexiu frowned, and said coldly: "After you go back, don't mention Senior Brother Chu in front of Senior Sister Shangguan." Senior Sister Shangguan is now in retreat and sprinting to the Spiritual Realm, and she cannot be disturbed. ”

The wind chimes let out an "oh" and looked down at the tea that fell to the ground.

Feng Le slapped her on the head and glared, "What, you still want to crawl on the ground and lick it?"

Feng Chime covered his head, shook his head vigorously, and said, "No, sister, I think that person is Senior Brother Chu." Otherwise, he wouldn't have deliberately withheld me tea. He must know that after drinking this tea, he will vomit and diarrhea like Uncle Wei. ”

Feng Le's eyes flickered, and he turned his head and looked at the flower country camp in the distance.

Wind Chime leaned closer and whispered, "Sister, since you've come to visit us, it stands to reason that we should visit them too." Why don't we take this opportunity to find out the true identity of that person?"

Feng Le frowned, pondered for a moment, and said, "Then you also need to report to Uncle Wei first, and you need to ask for his old man's consent." ”

Seeing that she agreed, Feng Chime immediately said happily, "Uh-huh." Sister, then I'll go talk to Uncle Wei. ”

After saying that, he ran away in high spirits.

Feng Le looked at the villain army in the distance with flickering eyes, and muttered: Is it really him? If he hadn't died, Senior Sister Shangguan would have been very happy.

Flower Palace.

As soon as Princess Ice Muscle went back, she grabbed Chu Xiaoye's ears and said fiercely: "Xiaoyezi, you villain, have you drunk urine for others?"

Chu Xiaoye was taken aback, how did this girl know!

Princess Ice-Skinned continued, "Do you know those humans, and do you have a grudge against them?"

Chu Xiaoye had no choice but to mourn: "Princess, I have had no parents since I was a child. I heard my grandmother say that my parents were taken by those humans, so when I saw them, I hated them to the core! If it weren't for the princess's presence, I would have made those villains bleed!"

Princess Ice Muscle was stunned for a moment, let go of his ears, and said, "Really?"

Chu Xiaoye secretly laughed at her idiot in her heart, but her face was very sad and said, "It's true!"

Who knows, Princess Ice Muscle grabbed his ear again, and pulled it a few times, and snorted coldly: "Princess Ben believes in your ghost, you dead boy is very bad! You eyebrows with your twin sister, and deliberately knocked over the teacup in her hand, do you think Princess Ben didn't see it?"

Chu Xiaoye's expression froze, this girl is really not to be underestimated!

Princess Ice Muscle's eyes flashed, and she suddenly approached him, and her breath spit on his face, and whispered, "Sayoko, you can steal urine from other people's bodies, right?"

Chu Xiaoye's heart was shocked, and when he was about to deny it, Princess Bing Muscle bit his ear and said fiercely: "If you dare to deny it, this princess will bite off your ear!"

Chu Xiaoye grinned in pain suddenly, and had to say, "Yes, princess, that's just some small skills of carving insects, and they can't be put on the table." ”

Seeing that he really admitted it, Princess Ice Muscle's eyes suddenly brightened, let go of his ears, and said excitedly: "Great, this princess will finally not be bored anymore! If anyone provokes this princess in the future, this princess will let you steal her urine and give her to drink! hahahahahaha......ha

Chu Xiaoye's expression was twitching.

This little Lori, what a pervert!

Princess Ice Muscle looked very excited, winked at him and said with blue eyes, "Xiao Yazi, whose urine was that Elder Wei drank just now? It can't be your own, right?"

Chu Xiaoye glanced at Hei Hei, who was standing not far away, and said in a low voice, "It's Hei Hei's." ”

"Poof-hahahahahaha......"

When Princess Ice Muscle heard this, she couldn't help laughing, leaning forward and leaning back in laughter, and almost fell.

Hei Hei glanced over here, looking at Chu Xiaoye, with a look of envy and jealousy, and of course, regret.

She regretted very much that she brought this kid and snatched favor with herself!

"Hahahaha, no wonder that Elder Wei vomited and diarrhea after drinking that cup of tea! It turned out to be Hei Hei's urine! Xiao Yazi, do you know that Hei Hei doesn't pee for almost half a year, and every time he pees, he will smoke many creatures to death, hahahaha......"

Princess Ice Muscle said as she held her stomach and smiled.

Chu Xiaoye said secretly: No wonder, the toxins are all concentrated together. By the way, isn't the reason why Lord Hei Hei is black, isn't it because he was poisoned by his own urine?

Thinking of this, he asked in a low voice, "Princess, has Lord Hei been very dark since he was a child?"

Princess Ice Muscle stopped laughing, glanced at Hei Hei not far away, and said, "Of course not, it turns out that she is as white as me." It's just that in the end, she was too lazy, and she only peed twice a year and pooped twice, so she ended up being blackened. ”

Damn!

Chu Xiaoye began to feel a little sympathetic to that Elder Wei.

How poisonous must the urine stored by such a person be! Fortunately, my brother was not forcibly snapped by that girl. Otherwise, it will be a lifetime of shame and shadow!

Princess Ice Muscle pulled his clothes, looked left and right like a thief, and whispered: "Xiao Yezi, I'll call Sisha in a while, you help me steal her urine and put it in the cup, do you hear?"

The corners of Chu Xiaoye's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly persuaded: "Princess, Lord Sisha loyally protects you, how can you treat others like this?"

As soon as these words came out, Princess Ice Muscle immediately squinted her eyes, looked at him with a look of scrutiny, and said, "Sayoko, have you taken a fancy to Sisha's sexy body? When you were there just now, you helped her out, do you want to betray this princess and be trained by her?"

Chu Xiaoye said with a bitter face: "Of course not, don't misunderstand, princess." Sayoko just thinks that Sisa-sama is very loyal to the princess, and it will be cruel if the princess plays and humiliates her. ”

"Humph!"

Princess Ice-Skinned snorted coldly and said, "Loyal? She's not loyal to me, but to my father! Sayoko, do you know that she came with me this time, not only to watch me spy on me, but also to kill you halfway! Don't you hate such a person?"

Chu Xiaoye really didn't hate, and said with a wry smile: "Princess, forget it, I can't do anything to my own people." ”

Princess Ice Muscle suddenly said angrily: "I am a princess, you are a servant! Do you dare to listen to what this princess says? If you don't want to, then the princess will order you to drink your own urine!"

“......”

Princess Ice Muscle glared at him menacingly, and without saying anything, she shouted to Sisha not far away: "Sisha, come here, I have something to say to you!"

Hearing this, Sisha walked over quickly.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly whispered: "Princess, Lord Xisha's strength is too strong, and my strength can't enter her body." ”

Princess Ice Muscle had already made up her mind, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, as long as you enter the palace of this princess, her cultivation will disappear immediately, and she will definitely not be noticed." And this princess has lifted the ban on you in the palace, you can play with her casually! Even if you want to use perspective to see her sexy body, it's no problem!"

Chu Xiaoye's heart was shocked, and she looked at her with some consternation.

Did this little girl say it casually, or did she already know that he knew how to see through?

At this time, Sisha's tall figure had already walked over, the silver spear in his hand was placed outside, he entered the palace empty-handed, bowed and said, "Princess, what can my subordinates do for you?"

Princess Ice Muscle gave Chu Xiaoye a look and asked him to do it immediately.

And she was full of hypocritical smiles, and said, "Xisha, I was just exaggerating the fragrance of your tea to Sayoko, and he still doesn't believe it." You come and make a drink on the spot, so that he can see the hillbilly. ”

Xisha was stunned for a moment, glanced at Chu Xiaoye, her cheeks were slightly red, but her expression was a little complicated.

I almost made a fool of myself in public before, but it was this young man who relieved him, and now, the princess actually asked her to make tea for this young man in person, how could she refuse.

"Yes, Princess. ”

She bowed her head in agreement, blushed, reached into her dress, and pulled out a pink petal.

Her body is a flower, and in her life, there are many metabolic petals, so this petal is not important to her, but it is indeed a little embarrassing to take it out of her body in person.

She raised her snow-white palm, and the light in her palm flashed, and there was an extra teacup.

The pink petals floated up and fell into the teacup.

Just as she was about to pour hot water, Princess Ice Muscle suddenly smiled and said, "Slow!Sisa, you don't have to conjure hot water, Sayoko is very good at hot water, so let him come!"

After speaking, his eyes looked at Chu Xiaoye with a smile.

Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, looked at the teacup in Xisha's hand, and then looked at the ice-skinned princess with a playful face, is this Nima going to let him steal Xisha's urine to make tea for him?

Is this a two-in-one solution?

This black-bellied little girl has wanted to punish him for a long time!

Damn it!

Princess Ice Muscle looked at him with a smile and said, "Sayoko, what's wrong with you? Lord Sisha is waiting for you to pour hot water?

Sisha's eyes looked at him coldly, like two cold blades!

Those cold eyes seem to say, come on, come and get Ben-sama's urine and make you tea!

Nima –

Is this called self-inflicted iniquity, and you cannot live?

Chu Xiaoye wanted to cry without tears.