Chapter 319: This Idea Is Not Advisable
The headless lizard pillar in Mustard Square has never been able to be rebuilt after being destroyed by the old madman. Ma Li put away the scooter, stood on the broken stone pillar, and said to the air: "That ghost has been shaken off, now I am standing here alone, don't you want to do it?" ”
"......" is quiet all around.
Ma Li did not give up and added: "The opportunity must not be lost, and it will not come again." ”
“……”
"No one? Am I wrong? What causes Mai Wu's mania is actually the menstrual period? Or is it ...... The female killer was also dumped? ”
A public toilet 100 meters away from the stone pillar.
Xia Mu walked out with his hands on the wall.
"Why are they okay after eating, only I have diarrhea!" "Goo~" "Damn, here it is again!" ”
She clutched her stomach and turned around again, and walked back to the bathroom with a staggered step.
At this time, a night runner wearing a searchlight happened to come to the public toilet in the square. He looked at Xia Mu who was blocking the door of the men's toilet, took a few steps back, looked at the huge word "male" on the wall, returned to the door of the toilet, and said to Xia Mu's back: "Are you wrong?" ”
"Huh?" Xia Mu turned his head to look at the man, and wondered, "What is wrong?" ”
When the man saw Xia Mu's innocent appearance, his soul was lost. It wasn't until Xia Mu used his hand to block the dazzling light that he came back to his senses and lowered his head: "Ahem~ This is the men's toilet." ”
"Oh, that's right." Xia Mufeng moved back to the toilet lightly, leaving the stunned night runner.
Three seconds later, he had a bold idea.
"Today," the night runner smiled, "it's my lucky day." ”
He, turning off the headlight, his heart began to pound, and the public toilet became the Elysium in his eyes.
Night, let the people of Shi Lezhi be more Shi Lezhi, and let the timid people be more timid.
……
Fan Jiaoxi, who was about to run to the barbecue restaurant, encountered a murderous ghost and was so frightened that he ran back to the mustard square. Even if he tried his best to eat, he couldn't get rid of the ghost.
"Yet~I~of~bottle~sub~" The ghost's voice sounded in his ears.
"Ahh He screamed, threw himself to the other side, and continued to run without looking back.
The ghost followed him lightly: "Also~bottle~"
"Wow! Yes! I didn't take your bottle! Yes! Fan Giosi yelled, perhaps hoping that his loud voice would scare away the ghosts, or perhaps to embolden himself......
However, the courage is long gone, how can you still be strong?
"No~ yet~ the bottle, I'll ~ suck it dry ~ your yang energy. Heh~" The black mist on the ghost's body broke away from his soul and quickly floated towards Fan Jiaoxi, entangled his hands and feet. "Catch you~! As long as I pull lightly, the black mist can cut you open. ”
But Mai Wu thought things too simply......
Although the night was dark, Fan Jiaoxi could not see the black mist on his body, but he felt that his bare skin was covered by something pliable and fluttering.
This thing is...... Ghost? Demon-possessed? Possessed by a ghost?
"Ahhh~ I don't want to be possessed by a ghost!" Feeling the crisis, Fan Jiaoxi roared, kicked his legs, and curled up and rolled forward with his head in his hands. He didn't notice that when he rolled like a ball, a faint green light appeared on his body. After the green light flashed, the black mist that wrapped around his limbs was all dispelled.
Mai Wu fell to the ground, covering his head and rolling from side to side: "My fog~"
The night runner with salivating at the corners of his mouth stretched his hands straight, and his feet walked and stopped, like a zombie.
In front is the Garden of Eden, the Garden of Eden that belongs to me...... The president is right, as long as you keep running at night, miracles will happen.
Late at night、Woman alone、Men's toilet!
This is a reward from heaven for my persistence!
Closer, closer! Ahead is not the toilet gate, but the fence of the Garden of Eden. As long as I push it away...... Hey, hahaha, roar! I can give Xiao Qingchun who deliberately went to the men's toilet......
It's a pity that happiness is always sad.
Just as the night runner was about to push open the door of the toilet, a round black shadow rolled towards his left side from a distance, with the momentum of taking the head of the enemy general among the ten thousand hosts.
Boom~
He was knocked away.
Although the back of his head hit the ground heavily, his eyes that were out of focus burst out, and the dazzling light that can only be found in Elysium. After his legs stopped twitching, the saliva from the corners of his mouth began to gurgle out.
"It's beautiful, it's wonderful......"
He, finally Shi Lezhi.
Mahata squinted at the darkness ahead. Without the assistance of Tianyantong, he only heard the sound of a thump in front of him, but he couldn't see who or what was coming.
He jumped down from the broken stone pillar, separated his left and right feet back and forth into a lunge, stabbed his left hand in his purse and clenched the test tube, and stretched his right palm upwards and forward.
Ma Li's hat is not in a concave shape, but in the starting style that he learned from the door god Aunt Zhang.
He agrees with what Aunt Zhang said that he should solve his own affairs. So he didn't ask for it, Aunt Zhang, whose background and strength were unfathomable, took action to solve the killer crisis.
But instead of discarding her favors and ignoring them, he replaced them with self-defense. Because of the limited time, he will only learn two moves, one move to start and one move to strike.
The name of this set of kung fu was not disclosed by Aunt Zhang. As for the name of the move, she used a simple "starting move" and "first move" to cover up the original name of the move.
Although these two tricks are very simple, according to Aunt Zhang, it takes a week of practice to become proficient in the human weapon.
Ma Kasa is self-aware, and he does not have the luxury of expecting himself to be able to master these two moves in just a few hours, as he has never been exposed to kung fu.
Even after demonstrating these two tricks to Aunt Zhang before leaving Salt University, Aunt Zhang gave an evaluation of "getting started", and he was not proud.
He understood that he had just learned the empty frame of the first two moves of Nameless Kung Fu by virtue of his physical superiority far beyond that of ordinary people. As for the application of learning, he has not yet been able to grasp it.
But now, in the face of an unknown enemy, he put on a nameless move, and he felt that the muscles in his body were active. This is something he didn't feel when he was practicing.
"Could it be that this set of kung fu will only have special effects in actual combat?" For the enemy in the dark, Ma Kasa was a little eager to try, looking forward to the other party's arrival soon. In this way, he can use the "first move" to deeply experience the magic of nameless kung fu.
Knock knock ~ knock ~
The sound was getting closer, but the dark shadow was rolling slower and slower, disrupting the rhythm of the horse. Professor Zhang's starting style seems simple, but in fact, it requires the mobilization of all skeletal muscles. The rookie horse did not master the power skills, and struggled to support the starting hand with a brute force.
"What are you! There's a kind of hurry up and don't procrastinate. ”
Damn, the muscles are sore to the point of spasms!
Just as Mahata was about to give up his starting move, the shadow finally rolled into his range.
It's good, as long as the other side attacks me, I can use the "first move" of the second strike......
However, Ma Li not only failed to use the "first move", but even the "starting style" was removed.
Because the black shadow hit the half-cut stone pillar, spread on the ground and did not move.
"What the hell, this killer clown who ran out of the acrobatic troupe?" Failed to use the "first move", Ma Li is very regretful. He took two steps, slowly approaching the shadow......
"I'm struggling! Isn't this Donkey Kong? ”
(End of chapter)