Chapter 26: The Deflated Deadpool
"Hahaha!"
When Huang Ye was furious, Deadpool lying on the ground let out a cheap laugh.
Huang Ye let out a breath, put away his double swords, walked in front of Deadpool and took off his mask, looked at Deadpool with a cheap smile and said, "Do you remember that I said that I would cut off your dick, and then touch the chili sauce on it?" ”
Hearing this, Deadpool hurriedly said, "Hey! Hey! My brother, White Wolf! You can't do this. We are partners, brothers! You can't do this! ”
Huang Ye said with a sigh: "I don't know why, looking at your current human stick form, I am very happy." ”
"Alright bro! No kidding, I feel like those dicks haven't gone far yet, we can't fall for their tricks, quickly connect my limbs and let me stand up. Deadpool said hurriedly.
Huang Ye didn't bother to continue joking, turned his head and looked at it and said, "Has your wound been treated by something?" ”
"That's right! The dicks burned my wounds with a green fire, saying it would inhibit my ability to heal myself. Damn, I didn't expect it to be really suppressed! Deadpool said.
Huang Ye pulled out his long sword and said, "I must cut off this layer of flesh for you, and then connect your limbs." ”
"You're really my good brother, hurry up! It's really thanks to you this time, otherwise Lao Tzu might have confessed here this time. Deadpool kept talking.
On the side, Huang Ye began to scrape off the charred tissue on his wound, and Deadpool looked at Huang Ye and asked, "Hey, brother, how have you been this year?" How did you know I was in trouble? Anyway, it's really time for you to come. ”
After Huang Ye scraped the wound on his left shoulder, he connected his left arm and said, "I've had a very good time this time, and I know a beautiful instructor who teaches me to fight and improve my physical fitness every day. ”
"Then why do I still smell a virgin on you?" Deadpool asked, blinking.
After hearing this, Huang Ye scolded: "I am willing to be a virgin." After speaking, Huang Ye said proudly: "But I feel like I'm about to say goodbye to my virgin career." ”
Deadpool listened and said, "Really? I really don't know what kind of woman can like you! ”
"Phew! That's a big beauty, much more beautiful than your girlfriends! Huang Ye said.
After speaking, Huang Ye said embarrassedly: "I heard that you and your beautiful girlfriend are not very smooth!" ”
Deadpool yelled, "Oh my day! Have you been following me all year!? ”
"Haha, I can tell fortunes! Astronomy is known, geography is known. Huang Ye said and connected his right arm.
Deadpool moved his arms twice and took off his hood and said, "I broke up with Winnessa, and sure enough, she still doesn't like my face." ”
After saying that, Deadpool was not disappointed, turned his head and asked, "How did you know I was in trouble?" ”
Huang Ye said: "Do you really think that I have been in the X-Men for nothing this year!?" ”
Hearing this, Deadpool thought for a moment and muttered, "I guess it's that dead bald head again." ”
Five minutes later, Deadpool stood up, moved his body and breathed a sigh of relief, "It's a great feeling to be able to move." ”
After speaking, he turned around and gave Huang Ye a bear hug, and then said, "Thank you, brother." ”
Huang Ye patted him on the shoulder, squatted down and looked at the corpse that was disappearing at this time and asked, "What's the matter with these people?" How could you get involved with them. ”
Deadpool looked at the reincarnation's disappearing body and said, "Who knows, I just knocked out a few people who made me look uncomfortable, and by the way, I pursued the woman I liked." ”
"Don't you know she's Black Widow?" Huang Ye scolded.
Deadpool was surprised and said, "How did you know her code name is Black Widow?" ”
"Someone in the academy has dealt with her, isn't she an agent?" Huang Ye asked.
Deadpool pouted, "I don't care what her identity is, anyway, Lao Tzu likes her." As he spoke, he kicked the half-vanished corpse of the reincarnation.
"Did you catch her?" Huang Ye asked.
Deadpool pouted, "She's having a hot fight with a blind man right now." But luckily, that kid's ex-girlfriend is back, and now it's my chance. ”
"How long have you been here?" Huang Ye asked.
Deadpool did the math and said, "About three months!" I was ready to get rid of the blind man in the first place, and if it weren't for Natasha, I would have killed him and got a big commission. ”
Huang Ye said, "Do you have a place to go now?" We need to take a long-term view. ”
Deadpool nodded and said, "Of course!" You don't look at who I am!? ”
"You're a jerk! Now go to Black Widow, I got word that someone is trying to kill a few of you. Huang Ye said.
After hearing this, Deadpool's face turned serious and asked, "Brother, are you serious?" ”
"Or do you think I'm going to be here? Did you know that I'm about to get rid of my beautiful instructor and say goodbye to this fucking virgin!? Huang Ye scolded.
After hearing this, Deadpool nodded vigorously and said, "Good brother, then let's go find Natasha!" ”
When the two of them went to find Black Widow, the four reincarnators who had returned to the safety of the Hand Junction were completely lost in thought.
"Damn it! What the hell is going on! Why did a fu*k white wolf suddenly appear!? The red-haired woman said with a violent expression at this time.
In just one face, they lost a companion, not captured, but permanently.
"In my memory, there is no such person among the superheroes of the entire Marvel universe." The strong man with the shield whispered.
The captain touched his stubble-covered chin and whispered, "He seems to have a very good relationship with Deadpool, but at this stage, he doesn't have such a good friend before the electric lock appears." And have you ever felt that the white wolf's personality outfit is somewhat similar to Deadpool's? ”
"You mean that there's a good chance that this white wolf was created by Deadpool?" The young man with the stick asked tentatively.
The captain nodded and said, "Sure enough, the difficulty is not as low as we thought. It seems that this mission, the entire difficulty is focused on this white wolf. ”
"What then? This damn white wolf has ruined all our plans. The red-haired woman whispered.
The captain squinted his eyes and said, "This thing itself is not something we can accomplish by ourselves. We were wrong at the beginning. Why should we show up as members of the Hand Club? ”
The young man of the stick said: "Although the Hand is a villain, he has been abused by the protagonist. But as long as the protagonist like us, who knows the plot, leads it, we can easily kill the four targets. ”
"That's right, the key to our mission this time is to use the Hand Band." The captain said with a smile.
It seems that these four people are not too sad because of the death of their teammates.