315. Intern
Bank looked at Spider-Man and said, "Boy, are you interested in joining the Avengers?" ”
Spider-Man was stunned, not to mention, he really wanted to join, after all, the Avengers are not only official heroes, admired by the world, and the characters in it, but several of them are his idols, especially Iron Man.
It's just that Peter didn't expect that it was Bank's invitation to him, and it was so casual.
Spider-Man was a little at a loss and said, "But ...... May I? But don't you need to be assessed? For example, is it just, such as what is the official procedure, and does the intern not need the captain's teaching? ”
Banker spread his hands and said, "Justice? What is Justice? Do you think I'm righteous? ”
Spider-Man was a little confused by Bank's question, and he stammered, "You...... It's justice, no, you are righteous in the first place, but your justice is different from the justice we know. ”
Bank looked at him and said, "That's right, look at the Avengers, do you think they are all like the captain, no flaws, flawless?" ”
Spider-Man thought of his idol, the playboy Tony, and the most famous Avenger in front of him, none of them seemed to follow the usual line of justice as people imagined.
To put it mildly......
In Spider-Man's impression, in the Avengers, except for the captain, they each seem to be full of various inferior roots.
Just like Bank, although he maintains justice in the world, he is a superhero in people's conventional impressions, and he will not be like this...... is so pompous, not even Iron Man will be.
At least Iron Man won't be bullied by an ordinary traffic policeman, won't sign someone else's chest, won't beat himself......
Originally, he thought that Iron Man was the biggest exaggeration of superheroes, but it wasn't until he met Bank that he knew that maybe justice has nothing to do with being strict with oneself and maintaining one's demeanor, justice is a conceptual word, and it has countless ways to express it.
And belong to Bank's expression, although ...... It's a bit of a fuck, but Spider-Man also has to admit that at least he's certainly righteous.
So Spider-Man said to Bank: "So you select an intern, and you don't evaluate him, and you don't turn it over when he was a kid peeking at the same table to change clothes, right?" ”
Bank looked at him strangely and said, "Interns will be evaluated, but the interns I choose don't need any assessments. ”
Spider-Man was stunned, and then said, "Then can I become an Avenger?" ”
Bank looked at him and said, "You can be our intern like Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, after all, I think I like you kid, but you have to complete the two tasks I gave you." ”
"What task? Teach the gangsters a lesson or save grandma's cat? I'm good at that, in fact I just did it yesterday. Spider-Man looked at Banker expectantly, and saw that Banker was not a bad existence, and his mouth cannon mode gradually turned on.
Bank pointed to the people below and said, "Now subdue them, then send them to the police station, and then send my things to my house, you know where my house is, right?" ”
Spider-Man nodded and said, "Of course I know, you live next to Iron Man, it's a rich area, but I've never been there, because it doesn't seem to need my help, because the two biggest superheroes live there." ”
Banker nodded and said, "Then go ahead and teach them a good lesson." ”
Spider-Man hesitated for a moment, then said, "And what about another mission?" You're not going to let me deliver your stuff for free, and then give me an unfinished mission, although if you don't say it, I'll send those villains to the police station, but you should tell me what the mission is. ”
Bank looked at Spider-Man who had entered the half-mouth cannon mode, pouted, and said, "There is another task, which is to bring a gift to Iron Man after delivering things to my house." ”
"What gift? Birthday cake or teddy bear? Is Stark's birthday coming? But aren't you the one who lives next to him? Why don't you send it yourself. Peter gushed.
Bank knew that, just like Deadpool, the state of the mouth cannon was the normal state of Spider-Man, so he smiled and said, "Of course it won't be that simple, you have to courier him with a threatening letter and give him a middle finger...... You know, I'm exercising your guts, not trying to fix him, after all, we Avengers will often face a lot of dangers, and we need extraordinary courage. ”
Spider-Man was stunned, thinking that I believe you are weird, who doesn't know that you and Da are good friends, but you want to fix him, why do you want to push it on me, anyway, I'm also his little fan brother......
So Spider-Man said with a bitter face: "Can you change the mission, this mission is too dangerous, what if I am beaten down by him as a terrorist?" After all, when many people first saw me, they thought it was a pervert. ”
Bank looked at him trustingly and said, "I believe in you kid, you can do it, I'm optimistic about you." ”
But Spider-Man still said that the concubine couldn't do it, he said: "This is not only dangerous, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with becoming an Avenger, right?" ”
Bank glared at him and said, "Of course it matters, I said it was just to exercise your guts, if it really doesn't work, you can go to the Stark Building to graffiti." ”
Spider-Man thought to himself that I had accumulated some fame in the past year, but I couldn't just ruin it.
If you do go to the Stark Building to doodle, then tomorrow it won't be your turn to make headlines, but my turn to make headlines.
So Spider-Man said with a bitter face: "The first task is very easy to complete, but the second task, I really can't do it, Iron Man will definitely teach me a good lesson, just take his old iron No. 42, old iron, this is what you call it, that mecha is really cool, but it is also very dangerous." ”
Bank also wanted to tease the good Marvel neighbor who had entered normal mode, but at this moment, he suddenly came to the same place.
Then there was a feeling of weightlessness, and Bank looked around in surprise, but he didn't see any changes, but then in his heart, he seemed to know something.
Because under the influence of the two Infinity Stones on his spine, he seemed to see a distortion of space, as if the ground under his feet was not in the direction of gravity, as if the surrounding buildings were distorted and collapsed.
But the facts in front of him are not the case, at least in Spider-Man's eyes, the world has not changed, but Bank's slight stumble, which seems a little inexplicable.
So Spider-Man asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?" Drunk? Or is it a drug? Do you superheroes take drugs? ”
Banker wasn't going to explain anything to him, just said to him: "Drugs, of course, Hulk has to suck half a pound of laundry detergent at every meal, but boy, if you want to be an avenger, just complete the task I gave you, it's really not good, you just put a middle finger in front of him, and then say a dirty word, and the following people will be handed over to you, I have to leave in advance." ”
After saying that, Bank stopped leaving Spider-Man, who was confused in front of him, and activated the energy of the power gem in his spine.
A purple light burst out from Bank's body in an instant, and then he disappeared in place in an instant as if tearing through space under Spider-Man's puzzled gaze.
Spider-Man silently raised his middle finger in the direction of Bank's disappearance, and then looked at the people downstairs.
But the moment he raised his middle finger, his spider sense alerted him again, causing his hair to stand on end.
But this time he still didn't dodge, only to see an arm suddenly appear behind his back, and a burst of chestnut reward was placed on his head, and then disappeared.
Spider-Man hurriedly turned around, but it was empty, Peter covered his head and complained, "Aren't you leaving?" Can you see this? Do you want to hold such a grudge? ”
After saying that, Spider-Man shook his head helplessly, and then jumped off the roof.