All Chapters_001.Do ghost things with ghost money
I never believed that there were ghosts in the world, not only did I not believe it, but my whole family didn't believe it, otherwise my family would not have opened a funeral home to squeeze the last oil and water out of the dead.
But then something happened, and I not only believed in ghosts, but also got haunted by them.
On that day, we had good luck and our funeral home gave an old lady a funeral, but we encountered someone else's car accident, and the two luxury cars collided with each other, and the person definitely couldn't live.
My dad immediately went to be an eyewitness, took two orders of business and went home, and mysteriously took out two checks from his briefcase and threw them on the table.
I picked up the check and looked at it, and my eyes almost fell to the ground, "One million!" Dad, you've made a lot of money this time. "Seriously, I've never seen so much money in business for so long.
My dad took a sip of water arrogantly, "It's not that my dad is ruthless, it's that they have to send me money, how can there be no reason not to?" β
Our funeral home charges thousands of dollars for driving and dragging a corpse, and tens of thousands of yuan for a funeral, the richer the victim's family, the higher our family's fees.
This time, I took two million jobs at once, and even my mother couldn't hold it back.
"Niu'er and her father, this dead man's money has a conscience, and the owner doesn't understand it, don't you understand it either? Let's not go too far. β
My dad looked at me and my mom, and his eyes looked like he was saying that you are a woman who knows a fart!
"Do you think people give us so much money for nothing, you know what happened to the two people who died in a car accident yesterday, and you can be scared to death if you say it, but people told me to keep things secret, and not a word can be leaked."
"What do you want to do?"
"The two people who died yesterday are not married, and the family wants to get married." My dad finished and lit a cigarette.
Now the secret marriage has basically become a means for the funeral home to make money, and these two families may have been instigated by my father to get married.
But the market price of the underworld marriage is only seventy or eighty thousand, and with so much money, there must be other requirements.
"This secret marriage is not a simple secret marriage." I threw the check on the table and it felt hot.
"It's still smart for girls." My dad took a puff of his cigarette, and his eyes were long gone.
continued, "These two families are going to be unmarried living girls, and they have to keep their spirits for a lifetime after the marriage, and this million is just a deposit, and there will be one million alimony after the matter is completed." β
When my mother heard that it was this lack of morality, she slapped my father on the back.
"I see that you have lost your money, whose good daughter is willing to marry a dead man and stay a widow for the rest of her life, let alone one million, even if it is ten million, no one will agree."
My dad impatiently nudged my mom and glanced at me, "Who said no?" Isn't there one? β
Oh my god, my dad actually hit me on the head!
Let me introduce you to me, the big name Chen Taohua, the nickname we all like to call our own girls Niu'er, she looks like a water spirit, but it's a pity that the family does a dead man's business, and I'm blind to this good name, not to mention peach blossom luck from childhood to adulthood, I don't even have a male fly around me.
I don't expect to get married for a long time, but I don't want to marry a dead man either!
My mom scolded my dad and yelled for him to get the money back.
But my dad was blindfolded by the two million, grabbed my hand and said bitterly, "Niu'er, Dad is just such a daughter as you, Dad is reluctant to marry you, it is better to marry and stay by Dad's side for the rest of your life." β
He Nima is reluctant to give me ah, he is reluctant to give this money-making funeral home to others.
In the past, I just thought that my dad made money a little harder, but now I find that he has lost even the most basic humanity.
Regardless of whether I agree or not, I gave the other party a package ticket, and I will have a secret marriage tomorrow, so angry I rushed into the house, picked up the phone and called Zhou Xianxian to complain.
Zhou Xianxian is my high school classmate, her parents died and grew up with the grandmother who danced the god, and learned some tricks from her grandmother since she was a child.
I was ostracized and became friends.
is not only a friend, Zhou Xianxian inherited the mantle of her grandmother, and now she has become a partner of our funeral home.
After Zhou Xianxian listened to me, his voice on the other end of the phone sank, "It is taboo to marry a living person, and I didn't plan to really match you, you can marry with confidence and go through the motions." β
Originally, I was so disgusted with the secret marriage, everyone is dead, and there is nothing left, can I still marry?
Now that I have Zhou Xianxian as a guarantee, I am finally relieved, and after the big deal, I will burn more paper for them to ask for peace of mind.
Early the next morning, the workers began to decorate the mourning hall, and in the past, the underworld marriage was all white silk, because this time the bride was a living person, so the hall was full of red and white curtains.
My dad didn't dare to tell the workers that tonight's bride was me, and I guess he didn't have the old face to advertise that he was doing such an immoral thing for money.
There were two crystal coffins in the center of the mourning hall, and the corpses were surrounded by white chrysanthemums.
The bodies of both have been perfectly made up, basically restoring what they looked like when they were alive.
I have to say that these two people are really handsome, I heard that they both drive luxury cars, and they must be dragons and phoenixes among people when they are alive, but I didn't expect to go to Lord Yama to report at such a young age.
I could see God, my dad didn't know when he came behind me, "Niu'er, did you fall in love?" β
When did my father still have the heart to say this, I quickly grabbed him, "Dad, these two people collided and died together, maybe the owner's family will still have a lawsuit, why do you put him together?" β
"What's the way, both of them have to do it today, just together, is it still divided into the first half and the second half?"
"Then you can deal with it, if someone from the owner's family sees a daughter and two husbands, it's strange if you don't smash our funeral home!"
My dad thought it made sense, and quickly asked someone to make an opaque curtain to cover half of the two coffins inside, and only the coffin of a man in a black suit could be seen from the outside.
But I still feel uneasy in my heart, I grew up in such an environment since I was a child, I have never seen any kind of battle, and I have never felt scared like I feel from the bottom of my heart today, probably because of my heart.
Zhou Xianxian drilled into my house as soon as she came, she was wearing a black medium gown today, and her hair was tied to the top of her head like a Taoist aunt, so I quickly grabbed her.
"My dad is going to marry me to both of them tonight, no problem, right?"
"If you don't really marry, what are you afraid of!" Speaking of this, Zhou Xianxian sighed, "If those two don't die, maybe they will really have a marriage with you, but it's a pity." β
"Heh, it's really yin." I couldn't help but roll my eyes.
"Don't believe it, the eight characters of those two people are a perfect match for you, if they are still alive, you will definitely have a marriage with them, and now they are both dead and go around and transfer your secret marriage, this is your fate."
I grabbed the pillow and threw it at Zhou Xianxian, "You came to watch the play?" I just said to help me fake! β
"Haha, don't worry, wait for me Zhou Daxian to change your life against the sky." Zhou Xianxian smiled and took out a red triangle talisman and hung it around my neck, "Don't take this thing off, as long as it's there, even if you cultivate to a higher level, he won't be able to match you with a secret marriage." β
I quickly hid the red triangle in my clothes, "What do you mean by that?" β
Zhou Xianxian put his hands behind his back, "I'm just guessing, these two families have money, maybe they will hire a psychic medium double insurance, let's keep an extra mind." β
Sending Zhou Xianxian away, I looked at the situation outside, and there was only a man with glasses who came to the main house of the two things, dressed like a lawyer, it shouldn't be a psychic, I haven't heard of a man as a psychic.
Seeing that it was almost 12 o'clock, I quickly took the hijab and put it on, and mournful music was played outside, and it was not long before the voice of the bride was heard.
My mother came in and helped me out, because I was wearing a papier-mΓ’chΓ© wedding dress, so I could only walk in small steps.
I was taken to the center of the mourning hall with a piece of red silk in my hand, a red and white flower in the center of the red silk, and then a white silk on the groom's end, which was held in the hands of my father, who was holding the spiritual seat.
"Worship heaven and earth!"
"Second worship high hall!"
"Husband and wife worship each other!"
There was nothing wrong with the first two bows, but when the husband and wife worshipped each other, the red rope with the charm around my neck suddenly broke!!
The paper wedding dress was empty, and the triangular talisman fell to the ground, and I was just about to pick it up, but my father stepped forward and put the spiritual seat in my hand, and when I turned to leave, I stepped on it, and the talisman was taken away from the sole of his shoe.
I stretched out my hand to pull him, but I pounced, and suddenly ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped through my heart, my dad beat me!!
The sound of chanting in the mourning hall slowly dissipated, and then there was a deathly silence.
"Mine."
"It's mine!"
Two different voices swirled in my ears, and the voices seemed to be close to me, and they seemed to come from the ethereal clouds.
The penetrating power is extremely strong, and the sound is not loud, but it hits my heart and makes the fear in my heart spread infinitely.
Suddenly, the hijab was blown to the ground by a gust of wind, and the mourning hall was empty, except for me, kneeling in front of the two coffins.
The two coffins were vibrating at a superfast frequency, making a thumping sound, as if the contents would jump out at any moment!
Bang!!
The two coffin boards in front of me bounced open at the same time, and the two figures, one black and one white, flew out with a whoosh, so frightened that I retreated again and again, covered my eyes and screamed, "Ahhh Don't come here, don't come!! β
A day ago I was an atheist, and now I'm completely stupid, covering my face and not even crying.
Something terrible, a cold hand reached through my wide cuffs, goosebumps all the places he touched, and I instinctively shivered and tilted my body.