[62] Rare harmony
After the helicopter was directly thrown down by Ye Chen, the association seemed to have directly given up on arresting them. www.biquge.info No matter how careful Ye Chen was on the way to escape, no matter how careful Ye Chen was, there was no attempt to stop them.
At first, Ye Chen was still cautious, ready to release the last fireball at any time. Eventually, he completely relaxed and swaggered around.
"It seems that we are being treated as a natural disaster." This was Ye Chen's first sentence after perceiving the situation.
"Then let's go rob the bank." The light in Yan Yi's eyes directly penetrated Ye Chen, making everyone present begin to suspect his true purpose of coming here, "Then spit wantonly on the street, go into the supermarket and pick up something and tear it open to eat, and we can also ask Colonel Sanders to make breakfast at lunchtime." ”
Everyone who was a little worried just now calmed down in an instant, this guy would run into the street and spit even if there were only two people in the world.
"Whatever you want, but I think the last one is difficult." Blue Kite rarely accosted Yan Yi, took out the key from his arms and inserted it into the door of the apartment in front of him, "After all, people are so punctual." ”
"Oh, you're right!" Yan Yi actually thought about it carefully, and then patted his head hard, "Then I won't go to the colonel, just give the middle finger to the portrait of the former librarian?" ”
Everyone silently entered the apartment, and no one bothered to pay attention to him. If you really talk to him, it's very likely that you will really be pulled to give him the middle finger with him.
Only Moro, the last guy to enter the door, patted Yan Yi's shoulder hard: "I don't think it's easy for you." ”
"What's not easy?" Yan Yi is still immersed in the beautiful imagination that he can arbitrarily raise his middle finger.
"It's not easy for you to live so big...... "Moro sighed regretfully, "I lived for 17 years, killed more than 1,700 people, made more than 170 dolls, and was ...... by the south 17 times. In comparison, you only need a middle finger to grow up, and you are really lucky not to be killed by other jealous people. ”
"Really?" Yan Yi smiled happily, not realizing that this was hurting him.
"How I wish it was a fake." Moro patted Yan Yi on the shoulder again, sighed and went into the house.
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"Welcome to my house~" Blue Kite occupied a sofa with great domineering, and the coffee had been served out in her hand with a strong queen fan, "You're welcome, just sit down." ”
"What are you going to do...... Ye Chen stood aside awkwardly, looking at the blue kite who was immersed in his domineering spirit and couldn't extricate himself, "Don't talk about that, the spell just now made me consume too much energy, and now I need to eat." ”
"That~side." Blue Kite raised her eyelids slightly, and pointed lazily at the refrigerator opposite with her little finger, "Pay attention to the ...... below."
Ye Chen opened the refrigerator before she could finish speaking, and then she quickly closed the door and opened the refrigerator door below as Blue Kite said.
"Hmph, my words ~ must ~ be heard." The blue kite seems to have entered some strange place in the play.
"Can I sit next to it?" Hong Ying walked over with a smile, and suddenly stared straight at the blue kite with charming eyes.
"Ah, good! Of course you can, Hongying seniors can sit here! The blue kite's face suddenly burst into a red tide, and she quickly put down her coffee and sat up.
So everyone who had space walked over directly and sat on the sofa one by one. Moro originally wanted to sit next to the blue kite, but after seeing Nan Mian sitting there without raising his head, he quickly ran to the other side and sat down with Hong Ying.
"Are any of you hungry?" Ye Chen held a piece of salted fish in his mouth, and held a mountain-high canned food in his hand, "There are canned food, pork ribs, and pig's trotters here." I can warm it up for you. ”
"Corn", "pork", "fruit" and "mutton" everyone shouted one after another, and there was no politeness at all.
Only Yan Yi didn't speak. This maverick has something in his head that shouldn't be brewing.
"Then I'll call a colonel's chicken nuggets." Yan Yi said very solemnly.
"Okay, then I'll help you hot the can." Ye Chen didn't care about Yan Yi's thoughts at all, and walked into the bedroom directly with a piece of canned food, "Eh, why don't there be pots in this kitchen?" ”
"That's my bedroom." Blue Kite took a sip of her coffee.
"That's right." Ye Chen turned around and walked into the toilet again.
"That's the toilet." Blue Kite had already picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.
"Oh, my bad." Ye Chen retreated again and walked into another bedroom.
"That's another bedroom!" Nan finally couldn't hold back and roared.
"Fuck, uncle, why is your house so big!" Ye Chen swallowed the salted fish angrily, and finally successfully walked to the kitchen, "Blue kite, your uncle!" ”
"It's the happiest insult I've ever heard." Yan Yi hid his face with one hand and felt pained, "Now the rich woman is really running all over the street." ”
"Now there is an urgent news insertion, there is an ...... on the side of the airport road" The TV set was quickly changed by the blue kite.
"We need to study what kind of situation is behind this......" The background of this show is Ye Chen and his party, all of their faces have been coded to varying degrees, and Blue Kite has changed the channel again.
In the video, we can see that this woman, who is obviously a foreigner, threw the car into the sky...... "Another one still doesn't work."
"There are six murderers in total......" Blue Kite pressed the show again.
"The woman stabbed someone with a 40-meter-long knife......" This time the upper right corner of the TV is a mango-shaped station logo.
"It's all because we don't boycott Poison Apple 7, and now we've exported a lot of money to the United States of America, and they can say that they have enough money to make super soldiers...... "This one has been around for a long time.
"I've been on about seventy or eighty ships." On the military intelligence direct hit show, a general surnamed Zhang was talking eloquently.
"Big flicker!" Yan Yi suddenly stood up from the sofa excitedly, "Don't believe his words!" ”
"Well, what are you talking about?" Ye Chen walked out with a rare smile on her face, she was holding an iron tray in her hand with a large pile of heated cans on it. She walked over to the TV and looked at it, "Yo, wanted." ”
"yes, we're wanted." Mo Luo's eyes glanced at Ye Chen, and they were full of resentment, "Do you have anything you want to say?" ”
"Here's your corn." Ye Chen snapped and threw over a can.
"Oh, great, a answer." Moro rolled his eyes, picked up the canned corn and opened his mouth to eat.
"Your pork, your lamb. There is also Mr. Hong's canned fruit. Ye Chen put down the canned food in the iron tray little by little, and then swallowed the dace in front of him in one go, "There are still a little pork ribs and fresh vegetables in the refrigerator, I will go stew a soup and drink, and everyone will wash and sleep in a while." ”
"Quite conscious!" Yan Yi clapped his hands three times, as if Ye Chen was cooking under his leadership, "Sure enough, it's better to be virtuous as a woman." ”
Yan Yi had an extra slap mark on his face.
"It's been a long time since I've cooked over there, and I still miss it." Ye Chen walked unceremoniously to the bedroom, took off the white coat and the clothes that were blown up inside, "That, blue kite, do you have any bigger clothes?" I don't have anything to wear right now, huh? ”
"Cute little one, let me kiss me and I'll tell you." Blue Kite walked to the bedroom, his heeled boots, still not taken off, clattering on the floor.
Sure enough, there was a scream from the blue kite as it walked in. There is also the sound of bones being misaligned.
Ye Chen put the blue kite's dislocated arm back on: "Let's make a deal, you give me the clothes, I won't let your arm dislocate again." ”
"Alas, everyone is a colleague, how can you do this." The blue kite's expression looked like she was about to cry, "My hand really hurts, don't make a fuss." ”
"I've learned two things here, the first is not to believe Yan Yi's mouth, and the second is not to believe your tears." Ye Chen saw that there was no hope of dressing, so he directly put on an apron without hanging up, "Then I'll go cook first, where is your rice bucket?" ”
"Alas, Xiao Chen Chen in an apron is the cutest." The blue kite hugged her from behind Ye Chen, and her face was still rubbing against her back, "It's still rare to see naked...... Yes! I won't talk about it. ”
"When did Xiao Chen Chen come up with the title......" Ye Chen's hands kept trembling.
"Because you can, love, ah!" The blue kite shifted the target to her thighs.
"Which of you will help me pull this guy away." Ye Chen limped out of the bedroom, causing a burst of cheers from everyone, "I feel like a prisoner now, the kind of prisoner with a chain on his feet and a big iron ball on the chain." ”
"Oh, oh, oh! He is worthy of being a man in the past! Sure enough, we knew what we were interested in! Moro excitedly pulled out his phone, "Oh yes! That's what I want! ”
"Brother, I understand your heart." Yan Yi burst into tears with excitement, "Although you are unwilling to commit to me, but you work hard to send benefits without disgust to yourself, with such a brother, I Yan has nothing to ask for in this life!" ”
"......" Nanmian, who is not good at talking, took out his mobile phone and took a photo.
"If you don't want to help me, forget it, then I'll pull this guy to cook." Ye Chen kept holding the blue kite, and she had already pulled out the sound of Sisi on the ground, "If you do this again, I will cook the sow's trotters, this guy Blue Kite can't tell the male and female of the pig at all." There was a whole bunch of them in the fridge. ”
"Are you going to cut off your own leg?" Yan Yi secretly took a sip of Blue Kite's coffee.
"Protecting our food is our responsibility to do so!" Moro pounced on the blue kite and hugged her waist, "As the saying goes, if the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, I just need to consume her physical strength." ”
"You just have to scratch the itch." Ye Chen gave up moving forward and stood directly in place, "Be careful, don't touch the part in front of your armpit, I think she will make you like Nan Mian." ”
"Ah, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" The blue kite was directly scratched and lost its strength, and let go of Ye Chen's sexy thighs.
"Run!" Ye Chen jumped a few times very ungracefully, and fled from the battlefield, "Yo, let's cook." ”
Then the kitchen door slammed shut, leaving behind the blue kite who wanted to cry without tears and the Moro who was still tickling.
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"Boom!" Ye Chen threw the pot on the coffee table very hard, and miraculously there was no soup spilled inside.
"Her table is so small that she can only sit here and eat." Ye Chen shook his hair, "Blue Kite, don't you mind if I stain your table, right?" ”
"I mind!" The blue kite's mouth flattened, and she looked at the pot she had brought from her grandmother's house, "Can't you be more elegant?" Who can finish eating such a big pot? ”
Ye Chen had already started to distribute the soup to everyone, she accurately threw the spoon into the bowls placed around, and occasionally splashed a little soup on the table: "You don't mind, I'll use my money to gag your mouth." ”
"I don't want money, I'll forgive you if you sleep with me." Blue Kite didn't care if Ye Chen was sharing the soup or not, she directly hugged Ye Chen's waist, and her face began to rub again.
Maybe Ye Chenjue was a little annoyed, but she didn't stop the blue kite from rubbing her: "Okay, let's go tonight?" ”
"Really!" Blue Kite's excited arm directly tightened Ye Chen's waist.
"Let's be a group of men and a group of women tonight." Ye Chen took a sip of the bowl and smiled gently, "I sleep with Teacher Hong and Blue Kite, you three men can sleep together." I'm a man psychologically, but I'm still a woman physically. ”
Hearing this, Moro's face suddenly turned pale, and his whole body trembled directly: "That, can you let me sleep on the sofa......"
"No, what if someone shoots you to death through the window in the middle of the night? We'll find out until the next day. Ye Chen had already sat down, and next to her was the blue kite who was still holding her waist, "Sleeping together is to take care of each other." Although the organization has given up on pursuing us, there may be some angry people from the people who want our heads. ”
"Anyway, we can't get off this thief ship." Yan Yi made a concise summary.
Moro's body was already shaking exaggeratedly: "But...... To the south, he ......"
"Sleepwalking?" Ye Chen took another sip of soup.
"Forget it, it's nothing." Moro was obviously avoiding something, and his eyes were full of unwillingness.
"Nan Mian, what did you do to him...... " Ye Chen looked at Nan Mian meaningfully.
"It's just an accident, I don't think it's a big deal, but this guy always says he's a big loss." Nan's stiff face moved slowly, "Forget it, let's eat first, I'm hungry." ”
Morro's body shook even more.