Chapter 108: Prank
After a good afternoon of sleep on the couch, it was not until the evening when the sun was about to set that Vanessa woke up from her drunkenness. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Ahh My head hurts~"
It seems to be the sequelae of excessive drinking, even if she has been secretly conditioned by Fang Yan, Vanessa can't help but scream with a headache.
But as soon as she called out, a slender and powerful hand suddenly appeared in front of her face, holding a small porcelain bowl.
"Give."
Vanessa was not surprised by her master's appearance, but she had no intention of taking the bowl from that hand.
I saw her tilt her head slightly, her eyes closed and her mouth opened slightly, as if to say, "Hey me!" ”
Fang Yan rolled his eyes, although he was quite dissatisfied with his "adoptive mother's" inches, he still honestly followed Vanessa's meaning, and brought the porcelain bowl he was holding to Vanessa's mouth.
It's just that Vanessa, who was waiting for feeding with her eyes closed at the moment, didn't see a wicked smile flashing at the corner of Fang Yan's mouth.
"Gollum~"
As usual, Vanessa swallowed all the hangover soup in the porcelain bowl in one gulp, and then lazily reclined on the couch and waited for the hangover soup to work.
One, two, three......
"Huh?"
Vanessa opened her eyes with some confusion, more than a dozen breaths had passed, why hadn't that warm current of comfort been rising from her stomach? My head still hurts!
But when she found that the first picture she saw when she opened her eyes was Fang Yan's somewhat wicked smile, an ominous premonition suddenly came to her heart, and she couldn't help but shudder.
"Sean—huh?!"
Vanessa, who was about to ask, was suddenly interrupted by a bitter feeling from the bottom of her tongue.
And before Vanessa could react, a bitter taste countless times bitterer than bitter bile filled her mouth in an instant!
Vanessa's face instantly turned into a blue and purple look.
"Ahh cough cough cough ......"
With a quick jump, Vanessa jumped from the couch to the ground in an instant.
Before she had time to condemn her unscrupulous "adopted son", Vanessa rushed to the bathroom at great speed, turned on the faucet and began to rinse her mouth.
"Gollum~"
And in the living room behind her, the laughter of the dialect was full of schadenfreude.
……
At the table, Vanessa hated the steak on her plate with a fork, and the fork penetrated the steak and touched the plate, making a clanging sound.
Although she knew that the dialect was for her own good, the anger in her heart had been difficult to calm down, and she still felt a bitter taste echoing in her mouth, which was so hateful!
Fang Yan glanced at Vanessa helplessly, knowing that she was still angry at her prank. I couldn't help but slander in my heart: "People who are already in their thirties, why do they still have the same temper as a little girl?" No wonder I can't find a boyfriend all the time! ”
As if knowing that her movements had caught the attention of the dialect, Vanessa couldn't help but poke harder.
The sound of the clanging sound made the dialect tremble for a while.
He wasn't worried that the plate would be smashed by Vanessa, but that she would accidentally stab herself!
"Okay, okay, I'm wrong, it's not okay!"
For the sake of Vanessa's safety, and also for the sake of his own ears, Fang Yan had to put down the utensils in his hand and beg Vanessa for mercy.
At the same time, Fang Yan also sighed a little helplessly in his heart, he knew Vanessa's character deeply, and knew that his adoptive mother was waiting for this sentence.
Sure enough, after the dialect spoke, the sound of the fork hitting the plate stopped abruptly, and in its place was a hoarse voice with a little sensuality, and there was a little indignation in the tone:
"Little Sean, I see that your wings are hard now? Even your dear mother dared to tease? ”
Vanessa, who has a straight face, looks very imposing, but in the eyes of the dialect who is familiar with her adoptive mother's personality, she can see through her lust and guilt under her appearance at a glance.
Fang Yan pouted: "Oh? I wonder if a dear "mother" remembers the vow she made the day before yesterday that she would never drink too much again? Do you need your dear son to remind you again? ”
Vanessa's arrogance suddenly froze, and her originally straight neck couldn't help but quietly shrink back a few centimeters.
"I-I'm not a heavy drinker!" Vanessa's dead duck stiffened her mouth, "For my drinking, it's just a good time, it's not a drink at all!" ”
"Cut~" didn't believe in the dialect of his adoptive mother's words at all, so he replied in a disdainful nasal voice.
"Ahem—"
As if realizing that she shouldn't be so weak in front of the dialect, Vanessa quickly took on her posture as a mother again, and began to denounce the dialect's disrespect for herself in a heart-wrenching tone.
Bala Bala Bala ......
The more Vanessa spoke, the smoother she became, and the more she spoke, the more energetic she became. Looking at her appearance, she simply treated the dialect as if she were the prisoners she usually faced.
It wasn't until Vanessa said that her mouth was so dry that she finally closed it.
Gollum,
Vanessa lifted the milk on the table and poured a big sip of it, looking like a bold woman, and she didn't have the slightest intention of paying attention to her image in front of the dialect.
"Whew~ It's so cool!"
I don't know if she speaks in tongues comfortably, or if her thirsty throat feels refreshed when it's moisturized.
secretly rolled his eyes, and was speechless for himself, the best adoptive mother. I don't know what kind of mood those colleagues in her police station will feel when they see the goddess in their hearts actually look like this in private.
Looking at Vanessa sitting in front of him, her face had barely changed compared to eight years ago, Fang Yan couldn't help but be in a trance, and his thoughts unconsciously returned to the scene when he first came into this world eight years ago.
When the dialect first came to this world, the "Time and Space Gate" chose a dying body just like the previous time in the Harry Potter world, and shattered his soul for the dialect to receive.
I don't know if it's the "Gate of Time and Space" that has any preferences, but this time it found the same body for Fang Yan, the same as the last time, the same as the body of a little boy around eight or nine years old.
I have to start again from childhood, which makes the dialect with an adult heart a little depressing.
Fortunately, what made him feel a little comforted was that the body that the "Time and Space Gate" found for him this time was no longer a Caucasian like the last time, but a little Chinese boy with the same black hair, black eyes and yellow skin as in his previous life.
"Well, it's not a big deal to start all over again!" Fang Yan comforted himself in his heart, "It just so happens that I can also use my soul to influence my appearance in the process of growing up again, so that the appearance of this body is closer to my previous life." ”
However, just as Fang Yan was about to start absorbing the soul memories of the Chinese boy who was shattered by the "Time and Space Gate", something unexpected happened to him!