578. Stinky and shameless, playing rock-paper-scissors with cats

Time flies.

Twenty-five days have passed since Chu Feng dined in the Kitchen God Xiaozhu.

The biggest change is that the Shangqing Temple has lost its peace, and a construction team of 200 people is rebuilding the Taoist temple.

The person was sent by Qiuwen.

This girl, let's call her so, is a super-rich man with deep hiding, relying on the magic of money, in 25 days, not only invited the world's first-class architect team, but also invited a number of national treasure-level experts from the Forbidden City to jointly design the new Shangqing Temple.

At her request, these experts came to ask for Chu Feng's opinion twice in three days, and Chu Feng, who was so annoyed, took the black cat and Zhang Wei and retreated to another Taoist temple in the mountains and forests.

Compared with Shangqing Temple, where there are still a few broken houses to live in, this Taoist temple, whose name no one even knows, can be said to be rotten to the home, only a broken wall.

It took a few days for Chu Feng and Zhang Wei to build two thatched huts on the ruins.

Last night, unfortunately, it rained a lot, and the thatched hut that was not of good quality leaked rain, and the house was wet, but Chu Feng had no intention of using mana to maintain it.

Recently, there have been more and more system hosts, and if you want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you must always be cautious.

Because he was too tolerant, Zhang Wei, who had always thought that Chu Feng was extraordinary, began to wonder if Chu Feng was false.

acted to deceive the people around him, and Chu Feng himself admired himself a little.

It was dawn and the rain had stopped, but the sky was still gloomy like the face of a frustrated middle-aged man.

At the door, Zhang Wei's face was twisted.

"Let's go if you want"

Chu Feng walked out of it, his tone was very casual.

"Dao Chief, I said that I would worship you as a teacher, so I must worship you as a teacher, I will not leave"

When he came back that day, Zhang Wei had a whim and wanted to worship Chu Feng as his teacher.

Chu Feng, who was already in no mood to accept apprentices, naturally refused on the spot, the clinker was like kraft candy, and he couldn't get rid of it, and bluntly said that his previous big opportunity was destroyed by Chu Feng and he wanted to compensate.

After going through so much, Zhang Wei is not a fool, and naturally he already knows that what he got before was indeed a system.

Like this, what he had done before was exposed, and he had already killed Zhang Wei by a ruthless person, but Chu Feng didn't do that, and because of this, Zhang Wei had the courage to dangle in front of Chu Feng and ask Chu Feng to accept him as an apprentice.

"Whatever you want, the poor road will not accept you as a disciple"

Chu Feng returned to the thatched hut.

Well, a black shadow came out of the grass in the distance, and in a blink of an eye, it was the black cat.

It had a small, poor, struggling crucian carp in its mouth.

"Brother Hei, you're back"

Zhang Wei greeted the black cat.

Lived for such a long time, one person and one cat, almost acquainted.

"For you"

The black cat is very generous and spits the small crucian carp on the ground.

Zhang Wei's cheeks twitched, the Condor made snake gall for Yang Guo to eat every day, and this black cat made him live fish to eat every day, and it was not okay if he didn't eat it.

Once before, I couldn't bear to refuse, and the end was miserable.

"Thank you, Brother Black"

Zhang Wei grabbed the mud-stained fish, ignored the scales on it, and ate it with a bitter face.

If he didn't want to have the ability to settle down in this world that was about to become extremely weird, he really didn't want to spend it here.

"After eating, come and scratch me"

The black cat entered the thatched hut with a big grin.

"Good"

Zhang Wei's expression was even more bitter, the day he first came, he scratched the black cat a few times with an itchy hand, and the latter fell in love with this bite at once, and he had to scratch it at least ten times a day, one lasting half an hour.

A few minutes later, Zhang Wei came to the thatched house, three wooden beds, two large and one small, Zhang Wei walked to the small bed that was about the same as the baby bed, sat on the buttocks, and put his hand on the black cat's neck, scratching the itch.

"Comfortable"

The black cat twisted its neck a few times, and its voice sounded like an old-fashioned landlord who oppressed the working people.

"Brother Hei, where have you been lately?"

Zhang Weibei asked with a smile.

When tickling the black cat, he likes to listen to the black cat tell his romantic deeds, what cats, dogs, tigers, leopards, wonderful don't want it.

"Last night, I was in the Jiangbei Safari Park, riding a female leopard, during the break, I lay on the female leopard and did not move, saying: We are connected now, the female leopard is very unhappy, after I rested, attacked violently, the female leopard shouted: Movement is better than Unicom!"

The black cat opened its mouth to be a yellow joke.

Zhang Wei laughed.

Whew, a gust of wind directly blew a person and a cat out, and the one who fell was miserable.

"If you use foul language again, the poor road will seal you underground for a year"

Chu Feng's majestic voice came from the thatched house.

The black cat shook his ass and got up, and said nonchalantly: "I have stolen a lot of wine recently, and I hid it in the cave on the west side, do you want to drink it?" ”

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up and he nodded busily.

"Good"

……

When it was close to noon, in the cave, the wine was suffocating, and the ground was full of wine bottles, Luzhou Laojiao, Kweichow Moutai, Australian red wine, French red wine...... It's a hodgepodge of nations.

Drunk, the black cat lay on the stone like a dead pig.

"Brother Hei, why can't you do it so soon?"

Zhang Wei held the wine bottle with a sneering face.

"Stinky and shameless, playing rock-paper-scissors with cats......"

The black cat, who was not completely unconscious, muttered and scolded when he heard the words.

After a while, there was a rush of water.

"Don't pour it, I really don't drink it!"

The black cat said without raising his head.

Zhang Wei, who was standing at the entrance of the cave to release water, accidentally let out another fart.

"! Why did you get another bottle!"

The black cat looked up, its eyes hazy.

"What do you say?"

Zhang Wei pretended not to hear clearly.

"No, nothing said"

The black cat, which was slightly sober, hurriedly covered up.

"It's almost time, let's go back"

Zhang Weidao.

"Good"

The black cat gets up.

The next day, it was the weekend, and it was also a sunny day. Chu Feng took Zhang Wei and the black cat to set up stalls on the main road in the mountains and at the crossroads. Since the crossroads lead to more than ninety percent of the temples and Taoist temples in the mountains, there are many tourists, and of course, there are many fortune tellers.

The conspicuous place was full, and Chu Feng found a locust tree in one of the most marginal places, and sat down against the trunk.

Zhang Wei held the black cat and stood aside.

"Brother Hei, why don't you come down and walk around for a while?"

"Don't talk to me, be careful of being heard"

Black Cat Warning.

Zhang Wei was a person who couldn't keep his mouth idle, and said to Chu Feng: "Dao Chief, you know how to tell fortunes, can you help me tell fortunes?" ”

Chu Feng didn't reply.

"Poor people don't come to tell fortunes"

"I'm not here to tell fortunes, what kind of stall"

Zhang Wei muttered in a low voice.

Chu Feng ignored him.

At around eleven o'clock in the morning, a school bus carrying more than a dozen children passed by the intersection.

Chu Feng suddenly raised his head and looked over.