Chapter 395: Skin
"Deadpool, how did you end up here?" Surprised, Sinan asked directly to the visitor. At the same time, he also broke the identity of the person who came.
"You know me?" Deadpool tilted his head to look at Sinan, and asked a little strangely. But before Sinan could speak, he nodded his head with his finger again: "Oh! I forgot! Not only are you not from this world, but you also know each and every one of us...... But I'm not bad either! Let me tell you quietly, I'm also the one who peeked at the script! ”
"......" Hearing Deadpool's words, Sinan's brows couldn't help frowning slightly. At the same time, he also looked at Tony on the side.
Sure enough, Tony, who also heard those words, immediately asked in confusion: "Hey! Sinan! Who is he? Do you know each other? And also...... What did he mean by that? ”
"Smack!" With a snap of his fingers, the time in front of Sinan stopped, and everything else stopped moving except for Sinan and Deadpool over there.
Then, Sinan's fingers moved slightly, and an invisible ripple enveloped Sinan and Deadpool's bodies, and the two appeared in the mirror dimension.
"Wow......" Deadpool let out an exaggerated exclamation as he looked around him. even twisted around with her legs between her legs, looking like a little girl.
Looking at Deadpool playing treasure in front of him, Sinan's eyes narrowed, and the anger in his heart gradually rose.
“…… What is the purpose of your presence here? ”
"Oh...... What are you talking about...... Deadpool turned his head and said while staring at Sinan, while showing his facial art: "It's not a big deal!" It's just that I took a list, and it happens to be related to you, a famous poet......"
"List? And it has something to do with me? Sinan also imitated Deadpool's appearance, tilted his head to look at Deadpool, and asked in the same exaggerated tone: "So what is the content?" Kill me? Also, who invited you? Although Si Nan said so, he couldn't stop sneering in his heart. For so long, Sinan has never gotten any information or news about Deadpool from anywhere, and the Deadpool in front of him appeared in front of him silently, so how could Sinan not know that there was something wrong with this Deadpool, and nine times out of ten it came from other timelines or even the universe...... In that case, how could Sinan be wary of the Deadpool in front of him?
"What's the content...... You guessed it right, Mr. Poet! It's just killing you! Deadpool gestured with a pistol at Sinan, and after firing a "gun" at Sinan, he continued: "As for my client...... Normally, I would never reveal my employer's information! After all, this is the work ethic of our profession...... But of course you have to give face! My client is ......" Deadpool bowed down and said to Sinan word by word: "Please... I... Come... Target... Person... It's ......"
"Bang bang bang!" Three scorching bullets roared towards Sinan's front door, wanting to kill Sinan in one fell swoop!
But how could a bullet hurt Sinan? Seeing the bullets flying, Sinan not only did not move, but even narrowed his eyelids and yawned boringly.
The bullet stopped not far in front of Sinan.
"Sure enough! Aren't the bullets effective......" Deadpool muttered as if I had known it for a long time, and then pulled out the two katana behind his back.
"So what......" Before the words fell, Deadpool had already appeared behind Si Nan, and the katana in his hand slammed down towards Si Nan!
"Ah......" Sinan ignored the threat behind him, yawned again, and then said slowly: "If you really have my information, then you should know that these tricks are useless to me......"
Sure enough, before Deadpool's arrival got close to Sinan's body, it hovered in mid-air like the three bullets. Not only that, but even the knife-wielding Deadpool was frozen in the air and couldn't move.
"Can you talk properly now?" Sinan turned to look at Deadpool and untied his mouth at the same time.
Deadpool, who was fixed in the air, ignored Sinan, but yelled, "Hey! Director! It's not fair! Why is he so strong? In this case, how will this boss be beaten? Do you want to look for a few teammates like an RPG game, then find an artifact that can kill the Demon King, and finally wait for the Demon King's IQ to drop and be stabbed to death by me......
“…… Shut up! Although he had long known the name of the person in front of him who was neurotic and had a broken mouth, when he really faced it, Sinan still felt that his brain hurt.
"Say! Who asked you to kill me? Otherwise, I'll sew your mouth shut so that you won't be able to speak again!" Believe me! I can absolutely do it! ”
“!” Hearing this, he was running the train with his mouth full, and Deadpool, who didn't know what to do, closed his mouth all of a sudden, and only opened his mouth after looking at Sinan pitifully for a long time before he opened his mouth and said, "Actually...... I don't know who invited me here...... Because when he met me, he was wearing a doll costume like a mouse, and said that as long as I can kill you and some other people, he will make me my personal movie, or the kind of money is slow, please Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to make cameos, and ask Tom to be the villain......"
"Rats? Doll clothes? Sinan was immediately blinded on the spot!
"How is that possible? Has the copyright maniac been so powerful these days? It's actually a special meow to maintain copyright across dimensions......"
"Impossible!" Yujizi, who hadn't appeared for a long time, suddenly appeared, and vetoed Sinan's speculation for the first time.
"How old are you? I still need to be able to use people's %! &@¥! Buying the murder in person? Jade Jizi first taunted Si Nan Yibo, and then looked at the frozen Deadpool.
"As for what's going on, wouldn't it be nice to search for souls directly......" As she spoke, Jade's hand glowed with blue light and grabbed Deadpool's head.
"Hey! What are you doing? Don't touch me! If you dare to come near me, I'm going to cry for help!" Uncle Tiaozi of the American imperialist is very powerful! "Deadpool, who spoke twice as fast, not only did not scare Jade, but even paid the price for it, and Jadepool deliberately made it a little more ruthless, and successfully let Deadpool know what it means to be 'lustful to die'.
After a long time, Jade's hand was finally withdrawn from Deadpool's head, and Deadpool softened into a puddle and fell to the ground.
"How? What did you find? ”
"Hmm...... He didn't know what was going on! When he woke up, he was already in this world! At the same time, a voice in his head tells him that as long as he can kill you, not only will he have his own personal movie trilogy, but he will also be able to restore his handsome image! And also add some powerful abilities to him! So, he ......"
"Just run around and kill me?" Si Nan said expressionlessly, but the beating forehead announced the injustice in his heart.
“…… Yes. Jade nodded, then continued, "But Deadpool's appearance is not a coincidence! Rather, a foreshadowing! At the same time, something was announced! Like what...... The world itself has begun to notice you! In this case, I'm afraid Deadpool is just the first, and there will be countless strange guys who will suddenly appear in front of you and ask for your trouble! ”
"Humph! A bunch of scum! Do you think I'll be scared? It just so happens that the old paper has achieved great success, and I am about to start my plan to mend the sky! If those cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods dare to appear in front of me, they will all be thrown into the gossip furnace! It becomes a mending stone! ”
"It's better to be careful! And also...... What to do with Deadpool? After saying a word to the deity, Jade asked about Deadpool's trouble.
"Deadpool...... Huh? Where is he? Sinan, who was thinking about how to deal with Deadpool, suddenly found that Deadpool, who was supposed to be not far away, was gone! There was only a note that said, "I'm going to gather my buddies!" When you reach the full level, you will come to crusade against you, the demon king! At the end, Deadpool also drew a dead Sinan with a knife stuck in his chest, and next to him, Deadpool and a few stickmen were laughing very happily.
"Dead ...... Serve! Next time, if I catch you! I'll just pack you up and send it to Thanos! ”