7 The first to get the magic eye one
This time it completely exploded in the martial arts hall.
Look at the old face of the old grandson at the bottom of the black pot.
"Oh my God, na~, na~, na~, na~. ”
"Oh my God, puff, puff. ”
"Holy, I don't want to pull out on the streets. ”
"What you said about parading the streets is light, who knows, this ruthless Sun Dasheng will come up with some strange tricks to greet us. ”
"Hurry up, hurry up and find out the one who didn't know whether he was alive or dead just now. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, yes. The sooner we find out, we'll be fine sooner. ”
"yes, who's the one who killed a thousand cuts? Does anyone know? You know?"
"It seems to be, it seems to be, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~, I can't remember it. ”
And the pure white fool who created such an embarrassing situation by asking an unintentional stupid question is burying his big smooth and hairless bald head in a 90-degree terrifying posture behind the ass of a big fat girl who is as strong as a cow in front of him. No one would notice his presence.
Poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, there was a fart smell in the air,
"Who's farting, say it, say it, it's who's farting!"
But no one thought that it was the big fat girl in front of her who was freely nibbling sweet potatoes, and the big bald head behind her was in pain, "This fat sister, did I recruit you? Did I provoke you? There is no need to make such a big joke on me." ”
"If it weren't for Lao Tzu's fear of exposing myself, Lao Tzu would definitely teach you how to be a person. ”
After a short while, I heard a group of discussions around me, a bunch of mouthfuls, and Sun Dasheng, who was sitting on the stage, had no choice but to say that he had to endure it, and persistence was victory.
Affected by the tense atmosphere present, Lin Jie and the others' hearts also began to feel uneasy.
Lin Jie: "Brothers, what should I do?" ”
Fatty: "yes! you can't just talk and don't do it, just listen to them fart here." ”
Gao Dasong: "I just hope that he doesn't think of me as a bird killer now, and quickly remove me from his suspicions." ”
Shi Lei: "Listen, brothers, don't mess around, wait and see what happens." Besides, if Old Man Sun vents his anger with others, he can't serve us in one pot, in this case, his outer sect elder doesn't want to do it, but he may pick a few people to kill chickens and monkeys. ”
Lin Jie: "This ..................!!!"
Shi Lei: "Don't worry! Listen to me." Stabilize first. ”
After the disciples standing outside the door saw the stinky face of Sun Motou, they all summed up that it was not good, so they made up their minds, and began to go around to find some outer door elders to report the news, pleading for mercy and rescuing their companions, they couldn't just watch Sun Motou go on a killing spree!
In the end, rumors spread, and the three of them became tigers, and even the great elder of the Law Enforcement Hall was alarmed. Rushed over to inquire about the situation, and saw the arrival of the Great Elder of the Inner Gate Law Enforcement Hall, which frightened Sun Dasheng, and quickly appeased the Great Elder of the Law Enforcement Hall, this is the top boss!
Hurriedly invited the Great Elder into the inner room, nodded his head again, poured tea and poured water, and it took a lot of effort to coax the Elder of the Law Enforcement Hall to be happy.
Before leaving, the Great Elder said earnestly: "Little Sun, the teaching is gradual, and the seedlings cannot be pulled out to help them grow, do you remember?"
Although Sun Dasheng replied on the surface, he had mixed feelings in his heart, "it, Lao Tzu is unfavorable this year, and he is unlucky everywhere." ”
It's a joy to be able to get out of class early, everyone cheers Nestle, this first second is still wandering in the infernal hell, and the heart wants to die, but the next second is the truth everywhere in the world.
Fat man: "Brothers, let's go and celebrate this happy moment." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Lin Jie:
Gao Dasong: "What a fart, you're blind, you didn't see those bastards staring at us in the distance." ”
Lin Jie: "Where are they!~ ~ ~ , where are they, ~ ~ ~ ~ , oh! Look, it's those few, you know it's not a good person when you look at the roe deer rats." ”
Shi Lei: "Brothers, let's not care if they are good people or not, now that there are many of us, they don't dare to do it for the time being, let's go back and discuss countermeasures first." ”
Fat man: "Okay, it's cheaper for a few bastards, don't underestimate a few brothers, brothers are famous for fighting." ”
"yes! Fights are famous. ”
Shi Lei summed up the past in his memory, and found that the three roommates in front of him were really shameless in fighting, shameless, not lifeless. It is purely the master of the yin you didn't discuss, and the back knocked the stuffy stick. However, most of the people targeted by them are not good people, many people have mixed reviews of their behavior, and even the outer gate law enforcement hall is helpless, if you want to say that they are fighting and fighting, they will break it into self-defense and counterattack for you. So the people who have been hit by them have no revenge. After all, if you come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back. This can't be blamed on others, and you can only blame yourself for not being deep.
Shi Lei remembered that Xin had followed them a few times before, all of which were when the moon was dark and the wind was high, when they were killing people and setting fires. At that time, he deliberately swaggered and carried the white flag to attract the attention of the other party, so that the other party could make the first move, and then come to a pot.
I remember that the fat man said afterwards that he would let them strike first, so that we would have a reason, even if there was a trouble in the law enforcement hall one day in the future, we would have a place to reason. This is called being far-sighted and prepared.
Shi Lei couldn't help but smile, "I've really seen shamelessness, I've never seen such shamelessness." ”
The four of them returned to the familiar little courtyard. As soon as he entered the room, Lin Jie immediately resumed his posture as a model worker and was busy outside. It's cleaning up the bed boards again, and it's cleaning again. And the three fat men chose a good place to sleep first, and then shouted: "Master Lin, when will you finish cleaning up, tell us, let's discuss how to deal with those grandsons." ”
"Eh, eh, eh, ~~~~, you people!"
"Isn't this that you always have obsessive-compulsive disorder? I like to do it myself, and we don't want to interfere. ”
As the day grew, it was night again.
The Chaoyang Spirit Mountain in the Chaoyang Sect is still aura, and it is dazzling under the moonlight.
The Chaoyang Hall in Chaoyang Lingshan is still * deep, and it is so clear and concise under the light.
On the bright hall, several figures sat in a row.
The figure on the right-hand side began to break the silence, "Sect Master, this time the outer disciples are in a big competition, what are the seedlings of the right and orderly." ”
And the figure on the left hand side was also impatient: "Sect Master, this time our Foreign Affairs Hall values those seedlings, you can't pretend anymore, just reward them to the Law Enforcement Hall." ”
"And you, Lao Chen, as the great elder of the Law Enforcement Hall, secretly bought people's hearts, you said that over the years, how many good seedlings have been deceived by your Law Enforcement Hall. How good is this for the other hall masters!"
The other hall masters also seconded: "Uh-huh, um-hmm, ~~~~~"
Then Elder Chen on the right hand side was furious: "Put your mother's bullshit, you said that the sect master is biased, what a public decision the sect master is, what an equal treatment, you say this, it is simply to tarnish the reputation of the sect master, just ask what your intentions are." ”
"And you say that I secretly bought people's hearts and kidnapped outer disciples into my own law enforcement hall, which is even more nonsense, you can ask someone in the sect casually, and you will know that it is ~~~~~. ”
Elder Li of the Foreign Affairs Hall was stunned, "You, you, you, ~~~." ”
The courage of the elders of the other halls finally disappeared in an instant, and they all understood in their hearts, but they could only understand in confusion.