Chapter 42: The Demon Realm
Lou Lanfeng felt strange and looked at Hezhu: "You know a lot, you actually know what demons are, but they may not be targeting me, I am on an errand, I really want to find it again, I can't do it at all, I'm not vulnerable at all." ”
Hezhu smiled: "I forgot early in the morning, where did I come from to do an errand." Demons are vengeful, and if you kill their people, you must be careful, you can't afford to hide. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "You learn very quickly, it seems that TV is a good thing, you said that if I travel back to your time with a TV set with your own electricity, do you think the fourth elder brother will let me be a big official?" ”
Hezhu thought for a while: "Then you need to be an errand boy in the Internal Affairs Office, and most likely you will be a big eunuch in charge of the TV." ”
Lou Lanfeng laughed, it hurt a little to touch his scalp, so he covered his hand and laughed, and couldn't help but think of Mr. Lin in the small building who was beaten by him and laughed with yellow water on the head, and sighed after laughing.
He Zhu smiled beautifully, and the wrinkles on his face had been completely smoothed.
Lou Lanfeng asked her, "What other way is there besides the demon way?" Humanitarian, immortal? ”
Hezhu nodded: "These have existed since ancient times, are they so forgetful today?" Don't forget that there's also a ghost path. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "It's not forgetfulness, but I've been taught to believe that these are fake, so that I can live with peace of mind." The fairies, ghosts and demons I just said are all derived from people-oriented, and I also know that other existences have nothing to do with human beings at all, and this world is very large, and it can accommodate all kinds of demons and monsters. ”
Hezhu: "TV is full of all kinds of stories of mortals cultivating immortals and slaying demons, but you just don't have the same heart. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "That's because there have always been people like me, which have isolated them from humans, so that fairies and ghosts only exist in legends and stories. But now it seems that it is a little out of control, and it is becoming more and more impossible to provoke them, and they can shoot people into meat at every turn! ”
Hezhu: "Only the fairy road can cure demons and ghosts, but the fairy road is hard to find." The Immortal Dao is the Dao of Heaven, and it has always been the Dao of Heaven, but now it has been reduced to humanity replacing the Dao of Heaven. I've heard my eldest brother say that the body transformation of flowers and leaves, phoenixes and the like is just mastering some strange skills and tricks, and using the skills of mortals to achieve the ability of the immortal way, after all, they will not be able to get a limited amount. It is not easy to be able to do the current steel and iron bones, deaf and clear, and sprinting like flying, and it is okay to use this force to fight ordinary ghosts, but when you meet an opponent with a little cultivation, you will be wiped out in an instant. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "Don't mix it up when you say that, just hide at home and watch TV with you every day." ”
Hezhu: "Let it be, if Brother Lou really shoulders the mandate of heaven, it will naturally come to pass." ”
Lou Lanfeng: "You don't even know how you survived until now, I think this is also nonsense." ”
At night, Hezhu put a pot of hot water on her own, busy preparing to take a bath, Lou Lanfeng taught her to use the washing machine that comes with drying: "I don't know the sect master, since you don't know how to do immortal arts, learn our strange skills, I see that you have recovered almost in the past two days, and the clothes I bought are not suitable for you to wear, find a time to go shopping and eat something good." ”
Hezhu: "Don't know the sect leader? ”
Lou Lanfeng: "You don't know three questions, don't you just don't know the sect leader?" ”
Before going to bed, I called Ning Meng: "Do you know how powerful the most powerful character in the ghost can be?" ”
Ning Meng: "How do I know, I have been stranded in the world and have never been to the ghost." In fact, the ghosts that can be accessed in the world are all small characters, either illegally staying or blindly wandering ghosts, and the really powerful ones will not easily leave their own places. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "There is no such heavyweight to come to plunder and make trouble?" ”
Ning Meng: "People die as ghosts, people and ghosts have different paths, unless there is a last resort reason to stay here and nostalgia for the past life, otherwise you can't actually get any benefits here, and it's not to stay to be scary, right?" The world of ghosts is the same as the human world, and the interests can only be reflected in their own society, do you think that no one wants to develop in the world of ghosts? What do you get? ”
Lou Lanfeng: "What about the demon?" Do you know about demons? ”
Ning Meng: "Demons are more tragic, people, ghosts, and immortals have their own worlds, but demons don't, they share the world with people, so it's especially easy to bring disaster to the world for the sake of profit, you look at Journey to the West, all the troublemakers are goblins, and there are very few ghosts." ”
Lou Lanfeng: "Where did you learn all this?" Is there a provenance? ”
Ning Meng: "One of our old screenwriters said, do you want me to introduce you to each other?" ”
Lou Lanfeng: "Damn, I thought there was a source for the Eight Classics, but it turned out to be made up blindly, don't introduce him to me, slap him to death with one palm!" ”
Ning Meng: "There have been no people in the past two days, and you were frightened by the news? ”
Lou Lanfeng: "The old man still wants to maintain world peace, and you can't hold it back after two busy days?" ”
Ning Meng: "If I have an affair with others, will you continue to be busy saving the world?" ”
Lou Lanfeng: "You have to try this to know, you can try it." ”
After experiencing this injury, Lou Lanfeng really realized that there was a sky outside the sky, and began to have the idea of understanding each other deeply, which can be regarded as eating a trench and growing wise.
At breakfast the next day, He Zhu drank a glass of milk, and Lou Lanfeng encouraged him like a child: "It's really good, a glass of milk a day, strong Manchurians." ”
He Zhu smiled and said a word of Manchu casually, and when he saw Lou Lanfeng stunned, he explained: "The gods give milk, and the world must prepare milk buckets." ”
Lou Lanfeng: "I don't know if the gods have prepared milk for me." ”
Hezhu: "There is faith." ”
Lou Lanfeng: "You are the oldest living person who deceived me with this sentence." ”
According to the habit of coming to the treatment room, Meng Ying said that because of the injury, the treatment could only be ended early, but the impact was not great, and it was basically consolidated all the time, and the next step and final transformation would be carried out when the body recovered.
Lou Lanfeng: "Are you sure it makes sense to change this kind of change?" I was beaten and fell apart, and if the other party made up for it, you had to prepare a basket to load me back. ”
Meng Ying: "The technology of the shell people is much more advanced than ours, our early transformation is just to make your body can withstand the pressure of their world, it is the most basic, you have to have confidence in your mission, you have to believe in the power of science!" ”
Lou Lanfeng: "Is there really power?" ”
Meng Ying: "There is a letter!" ”
Lou Lanfeng: "Cut!" ”
Meng Ying said that he would return to Jiangchen the next day, and the work here was over, and Lou Lanfeng made an appointment to have a roast duck together in the evening: "If you need it, I can also be a duck." ”
Xia Xi was chatting with Huang Yang, and saw Lou Lanfeng applauding: "It seems that the injury is not serious, but the hairstyle is relatively monotonous." ”
Lou Lanfeng: "I said that the situation was complicated before, wouldn't it be the complexity reflected in me?" ”
Huang Yang said: "It is very likely that the other party is still merciful, and normal people are generally beaten into pulp." ”
It seems that Huang Yang doesn't know much about Lou Lanfeng's origin and ability, so much so that he thinks that the other party doesn't want his life.
Lou Lanfeng didn't explain: "What the hell is going on, what kind of thing is the other party, and what weapon is so powerful?" ”
Xia Xi: "Originally, I always thought that Ye Xiang was just a special case of mutant perverted murder, but there are actually many such cases, but now it seems that it is not so simple. Your previous guess was correct, we investigated He Fangyu and Gao Li in depth, and found that their entire lives were fake, and we couldn't find any family background. Then, based on other aspects of the intelligence, it is almost certain that they are from the demon clan, which is a very rare invasion in recent decades. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "Demon Clan? Is there really a big bunch of goblins? ”
Huang Yang: "It's basically certain that the demon clan, but Ye Xiang may not be a demon clan, it may just be infected with some disease, and the demon clan is not as vulgar as simply becoming a beast." To paraphrase the concept of Western culture, they should be more appropriately called elves. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "No matter what it's called, what's going on with this matter?" ”
Xia Xi: "We now judge that the disappearance of He Fangyu's family really has nothing to do with Ye Xiang's death, what they want to avoid is the pursuit from the demon clan, as for the reason for the hunt, it is likely that the internal power struggle, because the time coincided, we also intervened." ”
Lou Lanfeng: "It seems that I was beaten in vain, where do these demons usually gather?" What do you mean by invasion? ”
Huang Yang: "They have their own place, located in a corner of our world, we call it the Demon Realm, and it is unknown where they are. We have not interfered with each other for many years, and this time He Fangyu's presence in the human world is a very rare invasion. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "Speaking of which, it was an accident?" They dog-eat-dog what do we mean no longer meddling? ”
Huang Yang: "That's what I'm thinking about at the moment, and you've tried it, and it's very costly to meddle. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "I haven't told me what kind of weapon they use to knock people down out of thin air." ”
Xia Xi shook his head: "We don't fully understand yet, and the general call of the demon knife seems to be produced by combining intention and power. ”
Lou Lanfeng: "That means the mission is suspended?" Closed with Ye Xiang's perverted murder? ”
Xia Xi nodded.
Lou Lanfeng: "I was really beaten in vain." ”
The roast duck hanging on the fruit wood that I ate with Meng Ying at night, the huge hotel lobby was brightly lit, and the diners were like clouds. Watching the service staff skillfully slicing the meat down with that knife, Lou Lanfeng asked: "You see that the roast duck is ruddy in color, the meat is fat but not greasy, and the outside is crispy but the inside is fresh and tender, do you know how to do it?" ”
Meng Ying shook his head.
Lou Lanfeng: "In the early days, the roast duck in the oven has not been very good, and if you want to make the skin crispy, you have to have a big fire, so that the outside is crispy, but there is still blood inside that is not cooked, and the fire is small and slowly cooked, so it is indistinguishable from the simmering oven." Later, the masters came up with a trick, they did not disembowel the duck, but only made a small hole in the duck's body, took out the internal organs, and then poured boiling water into the duck's belly, and then tied the small hole and hung it on the fire to roast. In this way, when the outside is scorched by the fire, the inside is cooked. ”
Meng Ying knew that there was something in his words: "And then?" ”
Lou Lanfeng: "Then? What you did to me was to just roast it on the outside and make it bright on the outside, but it was still raw on the inside. ”
Meng Ying didn't answer, only said: "It's not too late to evaluate when you're done in the end." ”
Don't look at her usual quiet and delicate manner, but she doesn't let her eyebrows shave when she eats, and finally says: "You didn't remember to invite me to a meal until you left, and I will remember you." ”
Sent Meng Ying back to the apartment, and Lou Lanfeng went downstairs to buy milk.
When I came back, someone in an alley sighed, and then beckoned to him, and looked at He Mengqing!