Chapter 282: A soak of urine shatters the illusion
"What are you still doing in a daze, take it off, you have to pay some gas money for a ride. A boy of your age, you are absolutely angry, so in order for us to pass the customs smoothly, you will sacrifice it. Besides, isn't it just a soak of urine, and it's not asking for your money, what's there to be embarrassed about? ”
Niu Struggle said with a smile.
"You, why didn't you come? Don't think I can't see it, you're also a child," Shi Bupo retorted.
"You are an old boy chicken, I am a little boy chicken, besides, how deep your skills are, such a big formation, how can I rush away with a soak of urine, so I have to work for you" Niu Zhan said with a grin.
"No!" Shi Bupo shouted a little tearing, although he has not wandered much in the rivers and lakes, it does not mean that he has not seen so much, read so many books, and heard so many things, this is the first time he has seen someone break the formation with urine, but this method is absolutely feasible in theory. But then again, if you really take off your pants and sneer, your reputation will stink.
"I said you, we saved you twice, you really don't appreciate it at all, you really want to eat ready-made, I said it, it's more appropriate for you to come." Okay, since you're not happy, then okay, we'll take our single-plank bridge on the Yangguan Road you take. I think my method is angry, that's okay, you want to fold it yourself" Niu Struggle also dropped his face.
Shi Bupo is really embarrassed now, he really owes too much family affection, but let his famous and decent disciples take off his pants and pee in such a grand Taoist meeting, what is the difference between him and a dog, this level in his heart, no matter what, he can't get over it no matter what.
The atmosphere suddenly fell into condensation, and the sour old man, who had been silent, spoke: "Shi Daoyou, I think the dung egg is right, what's the big deal, don't you just pee, if you think too much about yourself, then the urine is not pee." If urine is not pee, is it still ni? ”
Shi Bupo was woken up by the sour old man's words, the old man was warning him not to be discriminatory. Isn't cultivating the Tao just to get rid of all the distracting thoughts and leave a copy of the truth? If you still care about soaking urine and affecting your image, it's not true.
"Okay, I'll do, but, but, don't tell me," Shi Bupo said weakly.
"You pee, we have something to pass on, you are really enough, who do you think you are. Hurry up, don't do anything to urinate when you use it, hate less, the bladder is not good, blame the prostate, "Niu struggle, what do you say.
Shi Bupo couldn't stand being sneered at by him, so he was angry, picked up his robe, and struggled with the stone that Niu had just touched.
As a stream of water sprayed onto the stone, a magical scene occurred, and the original real scene gradually became illusory, like a mirage, and then the scene became an ethereal image like a mist, and finally, the wind blew in the cave, and everything returned to reality.
Looking at it again, the hole where Niu Struggle and they just came in was less than ten meters behind them, and in front of them, there was also a hole with dazzling sunlight, and the distance between the two holes was only more than thirty meters.
Shi Bupo was stunned, and sighed sincerely: "Awesome! ”
"Isn't it powerful, can you call the five spirit masters? Okay, hurry up and put your pants on" Everything was expected by Niu Struggle, he was really not surprised, but it was also the first time he had seen such a big battle, and from the aspect of Taoism alone, he was still convinced by the five spirit masters.
The three of them walked through the cave, and there was a valley outside the cave, but this time there was no one to guide them, but fortunately there was only one road, and they followed the road all the way forward.
After they left, two people appeared in the cave.
"That person is the hidden Taoist priest that the head of the sect asked you to arrest?" The person who spoke was Qin Shao.
"Yes, senior brother forgives his sins, his subordinates are incompetent, and he has failed to do the errand assigned by the master" The other person is Gu Wang Baishu.
"What the hell happened that day, I think, with his brain, it is unlikely to run away from you" Qin Shao suddenly turned his head to look at Baizhu.
Baizhu's eyes did not dodge, and said with an embarrassed smile: "It's the subordinates who are overconfident, don't take him seriously, and let him run away, you know, after all, he is a hidden Taoist, and his ability should not be underestimated, in short, it is the subordinates who are negligent!" If you don't believe me, you can ask my men. ”
"Hmph, do your subordinates dare to say that you don't say a word? Forget it, he sent it to the door anyway, and the past is gone. ”
Baizhu thought for a while, and pretended to ask casually: "Senior brother, I heard that the apprentice of that old monster is also coming this time, could it be the kid just now?" ”
"He? Haha, you think too much, no, if it's the apprentice of that old monster, it's just such a small trick, can you use so much effort? The old monster can't do this trick that can't be used on the table with urine. ”
"Senior brother said yes, but I think his thinking is different from ordinary people!"
"It's just a little clever, but he still surprised me, he didn't use any spells, he broke this illusion, the Taoist meeting has been held for so many years, and it is the first time I have encountered it, and it is better than the last time I saw him" Qin Shao said with a chuckle.
"You've seen him?" Baizhu asked in surprise.
Qin Shao nodded: "Yes, our ghost mother was originally his girlfriend." ”
"What, the ghost mother is his girlfriend?" Baizhu's face suddenly became complicated.
"What's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm just curious, how could the ghost mother fall in love with such a little gangster, you see that his words are vulgar, and his means can't be put on the table. What kind of character is the ghost mother, and the Yue family is also powerful, how can she agree to the two of them dating? Baizhu sorted out his panicked expression and explained.
"Now she is a ghost mother, a year ago she was just an ordinary little girl, I know a little about this kid, I know a little bit of Taoism, but his tricks are not effective. However, his brain is still bright, and he also dated some nobles by chance, which makes people seem to have some skills. And he also did something that I admired, killed a gangster with his bare hands, and became a hero who acted bravely, you know, the little girl likes this kind of person the most. So they are together, and it's normal. But this kid is really a little interesting, the last time the seven sons held the coffin, he didn't trap him, and the fortune is not thin. ”
"Then he came this time, could it be for the ghost mother?" Baizhu asked.
"Eighty percent is, hey, I'm afraid that an infatuation will kill a life."
"What do you mean?" Baizhu asked with a little concern.
"You shouldn't ask, don't ask, you don't understand the rules at all," Qin Shao suddenly said coldly.
"Senior brother misunderstood, aren't we now not allowed to kill people casually?" Baizhu hurriedly explained.
"There are some things, there are no absolutes, okay, don't ask, the next level is guarded by the dragon slaughter, he is not as kind as me. If he wants to see the ghost mother, he has to go through the northwest wolf first. To be honest, I really hope he can break through, this kid's personality is good! Qin Shao said leisurely.
Bai Shu wanted to say something, Qin Shao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said vigilantly: "It's not good, there is a master here, quickly set up the formation!" ”
Baizhu didn't dare to hesitate, and hurriedly set up the formation, but his eyes still stared in the direction of Niu Struggle's departure, intentionally or unintentionally, thinking in his heart: Come on, I believe you can.
(End of chapter)