Chapter 304: Confessions of the Toilet
While Ma Kasa was pondering a countermeasure, the seat of the jumping machine rose to the highest point. Another man was ejected, and he fell from the sky with a scream, landing right on the pirate ship that swung to the highest point on the left.
It can really fall into the boat!
Ma Kasa had just walked over to see the casualties. The pirate ship began to swing to the right, and then the whole ship flew off until the hook on the ship hooked on another bracket.
And the person who fell from the sky, because he did not sit in the seat, was thrown to the stern side of the ship under the action of centrifugal force of the hull. If he hadn't clung to the side of the ship with both hands, he would have fallen to the ground.
This scene happened to be seen by Ma Li. Not dead!
The good times didn't last long, and after the pirate ship swayed twice, the man was still thrown away and smashed into two pieces on the stand. In less than two seconds, the body was gone.
Ma Kasa looked around and noticed that the tourists around him had seen people falling to their deaths, but they didn't seem to care. He would only stare at the corpse, and when the corpse disappeared, it all returned to its original appearance.
"Should I be too indifferent to the NPCs? Or is it too stupid to set up? Ma Kasa shook his head, repelling the strange feeling in his heart.
He retreated to a place where he could observe both the bouncing machine and the unhooked pirate ship, looking for the movement of both. Although it was dangerous to fall from a high altitude onto a pirate ship, he didn't want to give up the chance to complete the mission.
Putting aside the faint expectation of the thrill of death and the idea of leaving the illusion, the main reason why Ma Li is desperate to complete the task is that he hopes that after he completes all the tasks, You Longyang can fulfill his promise to help him.
Youwanwan had better keep his promise, otherwise I'll only have the little bird to move out as a rescuer. But if you do that, it will destroy the sexual happiness and happy life of Xiaoniao and Yu Fengliu, which is a bit unauthentic.
……
You Longyang stood in the distance, observing Ma Li's every move through the telescope.
"The guy surnamed Ma seems to know how to do it, and he's really smart as ever!"
After putting down the binoculars, he pulled out his wallet and took out a photograph.
This is a group photo, with a Ferris wheel in the background, and there are men and women inside, and You Longyang is also among them. Everyone in the group photo is looking at the camera, but he is the only one who turns his head sideways and looks to his left.
Standing to his left was Lu Pengcheng, and the grinning Lu Pengcheng put his left hand on Ma Li's shoulder, but Ma Li showed an impatient expression.
"Humph! You are really in the midst of blessings and don't know the blessings, Ah Cheng is holding you, and you are reluctant. You Longyang's expression changed drastically, one moment of remembrance, and another moment of disgust......
Finally, with a flushed face, he muttered, "As long as Ma Kasa is trapped here, I can enter his body." Then......" he closed his eyes and put the picture to his lips, "and I can be with Ah Cheng." ”
"Huh?"
The toilet jumped under the Ferris wheel, and after seeing the horse hat lying on the ground, it hurriedly forbade it not to move. He wants to disguise himself as a wild toilet that has been discarded, for fear that Maha will find out that he is a member of the trio.
After two minutes......
"Dada?" It gently slammed the saddle with the cover, testing if the horseman would look at it.
"Da!" It increased the force of the impact, but Mahata still didn't look at it. This emboldens it.
It jumped towards the horse's hat as it made a noise with the cover.
"Dada!"
"Da Da Da!"
……
No matter how loud it "clicked", Ma Lisa didn't wake up. So it touched the saddle lightly, then touched it a little harder, and finally bent down directly and struck it with a protruding leading edge.
"Da~Da~" It let out a pleasant da-like laugh and jumped onto the back of the horse. Like a flea finding its skin, it jumped excitedly, and the back of the horse hat that hit it rattled loudly.
It felt strange to touch Ma Li's back.
Why do you suddenly have a little back pain, and there is still the sound of a blunt object hitting your flesh in your ears...... I guess it's the hallucinations and auditory hallucinations that caused me.
He plucked out his ears and continued to focus on observing the pattern.
……
The toilet was jumping and crying again, and the water in the tank was bubbling out.
I used to be a toilet that everyone needed, and while receiving excrement, I also felt people's thoughts.
Many people will sit on it, or think about life, or look for inspiration to create. Although there are some profound things that it does not understand, it feels the sublimation of the mind and soul.
It believed that in time it would become a philosopher, a writer, a painter, a mathematician......
But since going to the Sanqing Office, its "home" dream has been ruined by Ma Li.
I'm obviously an item that needs to be used, why do you want me to be a useless thing! Why should I be an ornament!
"Bang."
It would be nice if you really let me be an ornament! But you always dislike me, and you won't even let me eat at the table! I don't have any human excrement on me, you don't like it!
"Bang bang."
Just because you hate me, forbid me to touch others. But I don't touch others, how to harvest ideas, how to cultivate sentiments! How else did I realize my dream of a toilet!
You say! Say, Soul Light!
"Bang bang bang."
Huh? I almost forgot about business.
The toilet suddenly stopped jumping.
I'm also going to catch the murderers who injured my two brothers, and by the way, get their eyeballs back.
That murderer is even more hateful than Director Ma! The two elder brothers lost their eyeballs and soon lost consciousness and became soulless objects again. I can't delay business for the sake of personal revenge!
"Dada!"
The toilet bowl jumped off the back of the saddle and continued to move in a southeasterly direction, that is, towards where Su Guohe was.
But it had barely jumped two steps before it hit a hard metal object hidden in the weeds. After bending down to check, a metal disc with patina was seen.
Is it a landmine?
"Bang"
The tenth NPC jumping in the air slammed into the ground with a muffled sound.
"One meter away, this man will be able to land on the boat."
Ma Kasa held a notebook in one hand and rubbed his head in the other.
The choice of seats and the timing of the bounce are too difficult to grasp.
The relationship between the up and down movement of the jumping machine and the left and right swing of the decoupled pirate ship is too complicated for the naked eye to see the pattern at all.
But, with my level of physics and mathematics alone......
He looked at the half-used notebook, shook his head, and said, "I guess only the crazy people in the math department can figure it out." ”
"Where am I?" As soon as the toilet seat opened and closed, "Huh? I seem to be able to make human voices! Hahahaha, haha? "The more it laughs, the quieter it becomes. for it has seen ......
"I think you're familiar, boy." Mahata closed the notebook and looked curiously at the toilet at her feet.
"What then? You've mistaken the bucket. I still have something to do, so I'll go first. After saying that, the toilet wanted to escape.
After a minute, the toilet had to abandon its escape plan because it couldn't move at all.
It plucked up the courage to ask, "Who is that, did you do something to me?" Why can't I move? ”
"I don't know." The horse hat circled around the toilet twice, stopped behind it and said, "By the way, how can you have the words 'mascot of Sanqing Office' behind you?" ”
"What?" If the toilet has a face, it will definitely show a shocked expression.
(End of chapter)