"Bad seeds! Come out! Zhang Bao led the soldiers forward and scolded in turn, they knew in their hearts that people couldn't get out at all, but they could greatly satisfy their psychology of wanting to be superior to people in this way.

In the city, Lu Zhi covered his stomach, his face was pale, he stood at the gate, raised his right foot and wanted to step out.

Yang Qian's face was sallow, his face was distorted, he was also holding his stomach, looking at Lu Zhi still wanting to go out, he shouted in pain, "Will-"

"Gollum—"

Yang Qian's words were instantly held back, he didn't dare to speak, he covered his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other, and ran to the toilet in a very strange posture, there were several people running with him, everyone glanced at each other, and their steps were a little faster, and they could only find grass outside when they were late!

Yang Qian scolded in his heart, how could these people run so fast.

Soon, Lu Zhi couldn't help it, the eldest husband could bend and stretch, so he should come back to the toilet first.

After a stick of incense, Lu Zhi, Yang Qian and the others walked out very comfortably.

"General," Yang Qian pursed his lips and hesitated, "I'm afraid it's difficult to fight today, so it's better to close the city gate early." ”

Lu Zhi looked at the sad people behind him, just let it be a truce.

Just as Lu Zhi was about to nod, a soldier ran all the way over as if he was at home.

Everywhere they passed, they covered their mouths and noses, and they were amazed.

When this soldier was about to arrive in front of Lu Zhi, they found that there was a foul smell that followed, and before Yang Qian could angrily reprimand this person for coming to see the general for being so filthy, the little soldier was the first to speak,

"Report! General, the Yellow Turban Army is coming to attack outside the city gate! ”

What the?! So early!

Yang Qian was shocked and hurriedly said, "Quick, hang up the battle card!" ”

The little soldier's face became even more sad, "Commander, the city gate is open." ”

As soon as these words came out, Lu Zhijian's eyebrows were raised, his tiger eyes were glared, and the straight little soldier stammered in fright, "Small, the little one began to have abdominal pain before taking over, a little later than the usual time when he arrived at the city gate, and when we arrived, we found that the city gate was wide open, and the original guards were unconscious, just as we woke them up, the abdominal pain again, and it began to ...... again."

"Gollum—"

"Gollum—"

Several sounds, the sound of stomach pain sounded at the same time, and it was very embarrassing for a while.

Lu Zhi calmed his face, turned his head and strode to the toilet.

The little soldier behind him breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that the generals also had abdominal pain, so they couldn't be blamed, and now that the matter was reported, the little soldier smelled the smell of his body, vomited, and ran while spitting, and the mixture of the two stenches was even more unbearable.

And Lu Zhi squatted in the latrine, thinking about yesterday's defeat and today's collective diarrhea, he secretly gritted his teeth, this Yellow Turban Army is really so shameless, even laxatives and other things can be done so openly, and he is not afraid of the shame of the world.

"General, let's withdraw, the city gate has been opened, and the soldiers are all pulling, pulling, prostrating," Yang Qian pulled too much by himself, and he didn't want to say anything.

Lu Zhi could only make the second decision at this time that made him want to smoke himself, "Withdraw!" ”

Before the tea time, Lu Zhi and the others had already prepared their horses, and the people in the barracks were also ready, completely ignoring the clamor of Zhang Bao and others outside the main city gate, and quietly fled from the other side of the city gate.

I remembered that I hurriedly returned to Luoyang yesterday and asked for support, but I lost Julu in less than a day, which is really embarrassing.

"Big brother, why don't we go in, it's too tiring to shout like this, they definitely don't have the strength to fight." Zhang Bao shouted for a long time, and he didn't even come out to scold them for being a thief, and he felt very bored, so it was better to enter the city as soon as possible.

Guan Hai immediately stepped forward and said, "Good teacher, Lu Zhi and they may have fled at this time, and it is useless for us to shout here." ”

Zhang Jiao glanced at Guan Hai and said, "What Guan Hai said is reasonable, but we are not familiar with the city, can you please lead the way in front?" ”

How did Guan Hai know that Zhang Jiao had to bend the road, and really thought that he was doing his landlord's friendship, and happily waved his hand to let the soldiers he brought out follow him into the city, which was the first city taken by the Yellow Turban Army, and he Guan Hai was the first to enter, how glorious.

After Guan Hai led all his men and horses into the city, Zhang Jiao still didn't hear any sound, and he didn't see anyone come out, and he couldn't help but feel that Guan Hai was deliberately playing with them and inviting you into the urn.

"Big brother, let's go in." Zhang Bao was more irritable, and seeing that Guan Hai, who had joined the new company in the morning, was the first to enter Julu City, he was anxious, for fear that the good things would be robbed.

Before Zhang Jiao could speak, Zhang Liang stopped Zhang Bao, his eyes narrowed slightly, he shook his head gently, and pretended to say to Zhang Jiao, "Big brother, there are too many items in the city, you go in first, and I will lead the troops back to pull out the camp." ”

"This—" Zhang Jiao deliberately hesitated, "if the things in this city need to be garrisoned, all of our brothers must be together, but the camp really needs to go back, how about these two sides." ”

Just as the two brothers were pretending to come and go, someone really couldn't bear their own careful thoughts and said, "The three generals are willing to stay here and wait for the return of the three generals." ”

Zhang Jiao's eyes were gloomy, he took a deep look at Qin Feng, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thank you for your hard work, let's go back as soon as we go." ”

Qin Feng's little abacus in his heart was very bright, he just wanted to enter the city in advance and take more things to send home to his mother-in-law to live a good life.

How could Zhang Jiao not know Qin Feng's careful thoughts, leading Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao, who was muttering, back to the camp, and when he was halfway there, he returned again.

When they saw that Qin Feng led his troops into Julu City safely, and there was still no sound of fighting, they believed what Guan Hai said, and there might really be no one in the city.

"Big brother, that Guan Hai really has the ability, he can actually give the whole city laxatives, if he can do this in the future, he will definitely win a hundred battles!" Zhang Bao raised a touch of pride, he deeply felt that what he said was absolutely right, and he was waiting for the eldest brother to praise him.

Who knows, Zhang Liang glanced at him and said, "You really think that everyone will be fooled, and besides, if the laxative is released, they can still come back after they leave, and then it will not be a turtle in the urn." ”

Zhang Bao couldn't have thought of these at all, and he was blocked by what Zhang Liang said for a while, and he didn't know what to say.

"Alright, let's go into the city, and discuss what to do next in the afternoon," Zhang Jiao stopped the two brothers from arguing, and directly issued an order.

Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao could only stop the noise and follow Zhang Jiao into the city quickly.

On a small road near Luoyang, a soldier in armor was whipping his horse under his crotch, and when the whip rose and fell, the horse ran a little faster.

"Knock,"

As the horse's front legs bent and the hind legs subconsciously ran forward, the whole horse's body began to be unstable, rolling directly to the ground, and the soldiers on horseback were thrown out directly, falling into the grass, unconscious, and the horse also fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and dying.