Chapter 186: Who Threw the Cannonball
The world is impermanent, and creation makes people.
Sometimes the more a person wants to avoid worldly grievances and live a stable and peaceful life, but trouble will automatically come to the door, which is called fate!
"The rules of the rivers and lakes, heads-up! No one wants to break the rules, come one by one. The aunt who took the green onions, it's you, come up. ”
A middle-aged fat woman in her fifties, with a smile on her face, her skin was red and black, and her clothes were covered with a lot of mud.
"What are you doing with such a fierce expression, do you think you can beat me? I'll let you punch first, let's fight!"
Obviously he is a little ruffian, but he has to pretend to be a big guy and show his gentlemanly demeanor, but he was beaten and vomited blood, and I don't know if that aunt often does farm work so she has a lot of strength, or Ah Xing is malnourished and her body is too weak?
"Auntie, what are you doing?"
"I'm plowing the fields."
"If you don't plough the field well, go back to the field!"
"Something's wrong!"
"If you don't think you're wrong, I would have done you a long time ago. Next......"
Taking advantage of the fact that Ah Xing was playing treasure there and the people of the Axe Gang had not yet come, Yi Xiaofeng gave Zhao Min a summary of the general plot of this movie.
"Wow! Isn't it, that Huoyun Evil God actually used bullets with his bare hands, and he didn't even wear a special glove, which is too shocking! ”
The plane where Zhao Min is located is really an ordinary ancient martial arts world, where have I heard of this exaggerated skill, and I fell into thought in surprise for a while.
"Xiaomin, didn't the ability I passed on to you control the metallic magnetic field and telekinesis shift? What level of ability have you evolved to now? ”
has been in the martial arts world, and he almost forgot that he also redeemed and obtained two abilities: magnetic gravity and space devouring, but he has never had the opportunity to use it, just because he has not met someone who has the ability to force him to use it.
"I don't know what level I am anymore, and I don't have a uniform standard for measuring this."
Zhao Min said and turned her right hand lightly on the faucet, and the gate valve opened, but the water did not flow to the ground, but violated the law of gravitation, floating and flying into the air, until she put away her mental power, and the water lost the maintenance of the mental force field, and immediately fell to the ground.
Everyone gathered around Ah Xing, but two people discovered this unusual scene, that is, the charter man and the charter wife who were watching the fire from the other side of the upstairs.
"Wife, have you noticed those two young men?"
"Looks like two more masters are coming."
"And a real peerless master!"
"However, I think they are dressed very specially, very creative, I don't know where they bought their clothes, husband, why don't you accompany me to the city tomorrow and buy me two clothes that the girl wears, okay?"
The charter lady stared at the clothes on Zhao Min's body with bright eyes, it was a set of silk skirts, and the upper body was a small shirt with a heart collar, and a suspender belt was worn inside.
The eyes of the same charter man are also shining, but the difference is that they are squinting, and their saliva keeps flowing all over the ground.
"When I see a woman, I complain, this time it's even more exaggerated, more than a dozen zhang away, thirty or fifty meters away, you start to drool, I haven't seen you drooling at me for many years, kill you old pervert, the old lady castrated you......"
The charter lady talked for a long time, but there was no response from the side, and when the brick looked at it, he found that this stinky man was actually staring at the little girl who was famous and drooling, and the fire couldn't be suppressed.
"The smell of the cooking next door, I drooled, you misunderstood, charter wife, na, stop fighting, hit me again......" The charter man is colored, where do you dare to admit it, every time it is very unprofessional to find some very unqualified excuses.
"There's a kind of you fighting back, is the old lady afraid of you, come on......"
…… I heard the sound of something being smashed from upstairs, and then I saw a man roll down from the window and fall into the yard, and before he could get up, a flower pot was smashed on his head again with unmistakable accuracy.
Yi Xiaofeng couldn't help but pull his gaze back with a smile, "Xiaomin, I didn't expect that as soon as you appeared, there was a scene where the charter man was repaired for the second time and was smashed by a flower pot, it seems that the plot has begun to change." ”
"He deserves it, who called him old and improper, but, on the other hand, it also shows that he is young and beautiful, and he is peerless, otherwise he wouldn't have looked at me and drooled." Zhao Min said proudly while stroking one of his black silks.
"Hey...... Of course, your beauty is beyond doubt, but the level of appreciation of this charter man is not flattering, have you seen the woman with a big bucktooth. ”
"See, what's the problem?"
"For someone of her grade, the charter man has to change his tricks to take advantage of others, if he hadn't deceived Luo Yazhen into giving a kiss and leaving lipstick lip marks on his face, how could he be beaten by the charter wife? And he also peeked at a fifty-something aunt taking a bath, teasing the rabbit in the clothing store, a series of behaviors, you can see how vulgar this old guy's taste is, hey! Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps. ”
"What do you mean by that?" Zhao Min listened to Yi Xiaofeng say a lot of things inexplicably, but there was no theme, but when he connected to the previous things, after thinking about it again, he instantly understood, and said coquettishly: "Okay, you dare to make fun of me, see that I don't clean you up, you stand ...... me"
"Come on, come on, catch up with me and let you kiss me, haha......"
"You're waiting for me to catch up with you, you have to bite your mouth to pieces!" Zhao Min reached out to grab Yi Xiaofeng's clothes while chasing, but every time he saw that he was about to catch Yi Xiaofeng's clothes, he was less than half an inch, and he slipped away again and again.
Yi Xiaofeng's move seemed to be flirting with Zhao Min, but in fact, he wanted to attract Ah Xing's attention, so as to lead him to leave first, and then find an opportunity to guide him back to the right path, and he also had the opportunity to subdue a few small gangs first, and then clean up the Axe Gang.
"Hey, who am I talking about, that means you two?" Ah Xing pointed at Yi Xiaofeng and Zhao Min and shouted, "Come here, I said that you two have no public morality, are you shouting here, do you understand the rules?" Didn't you see the big brother of the Axe Gang duel here? ”
Ah Xing was shouting and fighting a heads-up duel with the people in the community there, Yi Xiaofeng ran over and shook at this time, it was difficult for him not to pay attention, and the people in this community didn't look easy to mess with, he just didn't know how to get off the stage, Yi Xiaofeng looked like a foreigner, and he just used him to kill chickens and monkeys and regain face.
"What do you see, and then look at the eyes that burst your light bulbs, look at the clothes you two are wearing, what is this, thinking that you are going to stay abroad, and when you come back after staying abroad for two years, you don't know which Zhang San and Li Si jumped out of the ravine?"
"It's not like that, let's do it, the eldest brother of the Axe Gang is very reasonable, just you come up and fight with me, win, the aunt punched me before, I won't let her pay for the medical expenses, how about it, dare not, little thorn old!"
"Heads-up, okay, I'm standing here, as long as you can push me, even if you win!"
Yi Xiaofeng didn't laugh angrily, pretending to be the only one to do this, take this opportunity to give him an unforgettable impression! In this way, he doesn't have to look for him himself, he will figure out that he came here.
"Haha...... Okay, that's what you said, so if I can push you, so what? ”
"Push is push, what?"
"No, I, Ah Xing, have never made bets with people for no reason, since you want to bet with me, you must place a bet. If I push you, you'll have to give me a hundred bucks, how? ”
Seeing that he was as thin as skin and bones after eating the last meal, it was good to take pity on him, Yi Xiaofeng nodded and agreed to Ah Xing. The result can be imagined, Ah Xing used his strength to eat, but Yi Xiaofeng still didn't move.
"You can call your friends for help, that's okay." Yi Xiaofeng looked at the fat man who woke up and came out to watch the battle with his eyes.
"Fatty, come over and help push, hurry up."
"Oh, here we are."
"You can't work hard, just grow a fat body, it's useless." Ah Xing was really speechless in surprise this time, no matter how hard he and the fat man tried, they still couldn't shake Yi Xiaofeng by half a point.
"Chartered wife, it's the two of them who blackmailed me."
Just as Yi Xiaofeng was about to shake the two of them apart with his internal force, the mustache came over with the chartered wife.
"This little brother, please let me go."
The charter lady is the little dragon girl, and she, a first-class master, can naturally see that Yi Xiaofeng's internal strength is extremely strong, and even she is ashamed of herself, so she is quite polite when she speaks. The other party's martial arts are so high, and he came to the Zhuqian Walled City community quietly, maybe he is also tired of coming incognito in the rivers and lakes, so there is no need to demolish others.
"Fat woman, are you the person in charge of this?"
Ah Xing's inability to pretend to be forced, invited the charter wife to slap the slippers, say a word, and take a board.
"I've called someone, a cloud-piercing arrow, and thousands of troops are coming to meet each other."
Ah Xing lit a cannon and threw it out, which was really funny, but the cannon fell on the head of a leader of the Axe Gang impartially, and fortunately he wore a straw hat, otherwise, I am afraid that I would have to go to the hospital for a few stitches.
"Who threw the cannonball?"
is worthy of being the most powerful gangster in Shanghai today, and its style is simply a hanging stroke, and his arrogant eyes don't look at people at all.
Ah Xing stepped forward and saw the mark of two axes on the little leader's chest, and his heart was racing, this was a good opportunity to infiltrate the Axe Gang: "Big brother, ,...... your own people" Ah Xing's next words can be imagined to the fullest.
The Axe Gang was arrogant and vicious, but there were only a dozen people, and they just walked over, as if the sky of the entire community had changed color, and suddenly dark clouds overwhelmed the top, making people feel uncomfortable breathing.
When the charter lady saw this situation, she immediately said inexplicably: It's going to rain to collect clothes, and the fat woman is not angry when the little boss calls her, the key is that she doesn't dare to be angry, and she runs back to her house with a smoke, which is faster than a rabbit.
"You want to blackmail me too, I'm not afraid."
The bearded barber thought that these people could be easily dealt with, and the leader of the Axe Gang, who picked up the axe and was about to cut it, unexpectedly flew out and landed in a large vat.
"Don't move, it's broken. Call people! ”
Just as the little brother with the cloud-piercing arrow was about to pull the string, the thing in his hand was gone.
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(End of chapter)