The President and the Minister of Defense hurriedly looked at the technicians who were shouting.

I saw a strange picture appear on the computer used for surveillance, in the shaking footage, a rugged Asian man holding the console, behind him is a high-tech cockpit.

Dahan opened his mouth and said, "Hello, the basic intelligent beings of the 200GANA planet. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the Wumao Building who had been analyzing for a long time was shocked!

Although they are 96% sure that the spaceship is an alien visitor, there is also a 1% chance that it is the black technology of the Northern Bear Kingdom, a 1% chance that it is the secret work of the flower planter, a 1% chance that it is a cross-era product hidden by the Nazis, and a 1% chance that the prehistoric civilization of the earth has re-emerged.

Now I still feel a little shocked when I hear the unfamiliar planet code name and clearly learn that the other party is an alien.

In the past few years, Twitter country, as the world's most powerful country, has looked at the world, and no one can fight it, so it has set its sights on the universe, but there has been no revolutionary results.

Today, the results came to the door by themselves, but they didn't look very friendly.

"Connect with them, quick!"

The President reacted quickly and gave the order immediately.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The technician paused, and then said dejectedly: "Can't connect, we can't find the communication port, the other party's technology is much higher than ours." ”

The rugged man on the screen continued: "I'm ...... Who, you don't need to know. ”

No, we really want to know, everyone in the Wumao Building roared in their hearts.

"Today, I am very happy to have discovered this planet in this barren star field. You are lucky that ferns evolved into forests billions of years ago, and you should be grateful to the alien civilizations that put primates on this planet in the first place, and they didn't have to, but still adhered to boring interstellar rules. ”

Speaking of this, the rugged man's voice was lowered, as if he was silently bbbbing something. Then he added: "Anyway, we passed by here and decided to do something. ”

The Minister of Defense's heart jumped, as if something terrible and big was about to happen.

"Ministry...... Minister, this video has been pushed to the world. A technician's voice trembled.

"What?"

The Minister of Defense pulled away the technician in his seat and saw the computer screen in front of him showing this morning's news:

Mysterious Aliens Hijack the World? 》

"At this moment, the world is broadcasting this scene live"

"Shocked, humans turned out to be alien pets! 》

……

"Shit, why are these media moving so fast!"

The Minister of Defense scolded, and at the same time his eyes glanced at the Special President, if only the President had such a quick sense of smell and reaction, they could have tested a wave last night, and now they would not be so passive.

President Tse did not notice the defense minister's small eyes, and he asked solemnly: "Are you sure the whole world can see this picture?" ”

"Yes, we have reported it at embassies around the world."

At the same time, most people in the Eastern Hemisphere were getting ready for dinner, and as soon as they turned on the television, they saw that all the channels were broadcasting the speech of the alien spacecraft.

Some young people turn on their computers or mobile phones after work, watch their favorite programs or live broadcasts, and find that their screens jump to strange places.

In a live broadcast room watched by hundreds of millions of people, when the audience was teasing the anchor every day, suddenly the picture turned, and the anchor's "beautiful wrench" was gone, replaced by a rugged man.

"Damn, hardcore wrench! I can't bear it...... damn it."

"Upstairs, wake up! This can't be a day. ”

"Wait, don't make a fuss, this seems to be an alien, and it's the same picture on my TV."

"That's right, my cousin in Twitter country also said that the whole Twitter country is paying attention to this."

"I started with a cousin, and the content was all made up. Why don't you say your cousin hasn't gotten up yet......"

……

In the picture that can be seen all over the world, Dahan continues:

"According to the results of our summer bar investigation, a certain group of forces on your planet is suspected of possessing weapons of mass destruction, a serious threat to interstellar security. So ......"

Speaking of this, Dahan flipped through the manuscript paper in his hand and was stunned to find that there was no one underneath.

At this time, someone next to him threw a few pieces of straw paper that was obviously very poor in paper, and he didn't care, picked it up and continued, "We think that this group has crossed the moral bottom line of interstellar creatures, wait, what is the moral bottom line?" ”

The rugged man secretly turned his head to the side and asked, but his whole person was in the picture, his every move was obvious, and the movement of turning his head was also clearly seen by everyone on the blue star.

The voiceover is a female voice, who impatiently replies, "I don't know, that's how the information on this planet is written." ”

"Oh...... Dahan continued, turning around, "this practice seriously threatens the security of the adjacent intelligent planet, and seriously shakes the harmony and stability of the star field.

"Hereby, on behalf of the *** Legion, I have decided to carry out the compulsory destruction of weapons of mass destruction in the possession of this group and to remove all information on the relevant weapons.

"The above decision is effective immediately."

As soon as he finished saying this, the rugged man threw down the straw paper in his hand and turned to leave.

Because of the right angle, people all over the world can see the dark yellow straw paper he threw on the table through the picture, on which the name of "washing powder" and other names can be faintly seen.

In the Wumao building, the President and the Minister of Defense immediately looked at the Secretary of State, after all, laundry detergent or something was a well-known scandal in the foreign affairs department led by the Secretary of State.

"This ...... We are completely unaware that the other side should have intelligence capabilities that we could not have imagined. The Secretary of State said with embarrassment.

And in other parts of the world, people are also caught up in heated discussions.

"Hey, are you kidding, it's not April Fool's Day."

"How can it be a joke, all over the world TV is the same picture, all over the world! Even the richest man in the world can't afford to make such a joke. ”

"That's right, my cousin in Twitter country said that a huge flying machine has appeared in the sky over the city of Niuyo, and it is very likely that it is a vehicle for aliens."

"Damn, your cousin works on Wall Street, please introduce me to him!"

"Wait, didn't anyone pay attention to that laundry detergent? That's the most sassy thing, right? ”

"Laundry detergent? What laundry detergent? Didn't that handsome alien guy just say weapons of mass destruction? ”

"Rub, you're a girl upstairs, do you have to pay attention to whether others are handsome or not at this time?"

"Upstairs, you're wrong, handsome is an objective fact that doesn't change because of the gender of the observer."

……

Yo ho, look for the mysterious code~