The pair of young men had not gone far before the young woman's voice came from behind them: "Are you an old man, are you going to walk home like this?" ”

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"Forget it, our big man doesn't have the same knowledge as this group of hooligans!" The young man was very loud and deliberately shouted to us.

The effect of my eye-opening has passed, and now I can't see any ghosts, and the four adults are not very helpful, after all, they are riding a bike, and the angle is not convenient.

When Dr. Yin heard the voice of the young man coming from behind, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and said, "Scold, scold, swear, the dirtier the better!" ”

For a while, in the dark alley, the unbearable insults of my father and mother were everywhere, and these foul words profoundly polluted the white and immaculate soul of me, a fourth-grade boy.

"Okay, scolding back."

"It's dangerous, how did you do it!"

The bike moved on.

Doctor Yin said to me complainingly: "Chen Bo, are you secretly staring at their eyes, do you have a long memory this time?" ”

Later, Dr. Yin explained to me the principle, saliva, from a biological science point of view, can dissolve food and lubricate the pharyngeal tract. People live by eating, food is to the human body, like power is to electrical appliances, from the five elements, food can provide caloric energy to living beings, so it is fire, and every day all the time to dissolve the saliva of food, although the appearance is liquid, but its inside is full of yang fire, to deal with the general ghost, as long as you spit at it twice, it will be obediently frightened away. This also explains why a mouthful of saliva has that special effect in the eyes of an eye-opener.

There is a saying that ghosts are afraid of the wicked, in fact, this is a miscommunication, the ghost is really afraid of the person who is angry, and the angry person will never be gentle and elegant on the outside, and will definitely behave evil, so there is a saying that the ghost is afraid of the wicked. When a person is angry, the fire of life on the right shoulder will be burned, so that ordinary ghosts can be scared away. Under normal circumstances, people will not get angry for no reason, but if the mouth deliberately begins to scold some foul language, people's emotions will also be mobilized involuntarily, this method is a more effective method than saliva attack, but it is not recommended to use, the shadow does not affect the quality of the first put aside, deliberately burning the fire of life is actually overdrawing Yangshou.

To put it bluntly, scolding and playing on the street is also an act of reducing life expectancy! This truth is the same as when I drain the fire of the heart and soul to the heavens, there is no free lunch in the world!

Our guide team has regained calm for the time being, and all I can see now is the dark night.

As the saying goes, one wave has subsided, and another wave has risen, and the young man probably thought that a few of us were scolding him just now, and he couldn't help his girlfriend kept pouting, and his face was really a little unbearable, and now he was running towards us with bricks!

"X mud code, who did you just scold?!"

"Let's go, don't get in trouble!" Doctor Yin urged.

The four men picked up speed and continued to walk forward.

It is estimated that the young man still cared about the fact that there were four people on our side, and he was a little weak in his heart, and he didn't really want to catch up with us in his bones.

Because my pubic eye was closed, the rest of the journey was even more boring. A few of us came to a university in front of it, and Dr. Yin told me not to make a sound, and then took out a talisman and read: "The temple is small and the magic is big, the mountain is high and the sun and the moon are bright, and all souls enter the Yellow Spring, and the name of the yang is removed here!" ”

After reading it, he took out a lighter and lit the rune paper, and while burning, he said: "Because the first soil of Shimen City is missing, the stranded Yin people are specially assigned here, and I ask the gods of the three soils to accept it." Open --- temple --- door! "As the black carbon residue drifts around with the night wind, I feel a little cooler about the night.

I couldn't see anything, I could only hold my breath and wait in silence.

It took a full ten minutes for them to relax. They started whispering to each other, and I knew it was finally over.

"It's over!"

"You should earn these fifty dollars! The money to buy that chicken doesn't matter to the reimbursement! ”

As they spoke, they began to make an inexplicable motion, and even began to spit on their hands.

Doctor Yin said to me: "Chenbo, spit on your head and wipe it, and take off your hat when you're done." ”

To be honest, this command was disgusting, and I remembered later that the one wearing the red hoop had also torn off the silk thread between the onicha and me with a single spittle.

Speaking of which, things in the underworld are terrible, but they can also be easily destroyed by some seemingly ordinary things, which is really amazing.

I spat on my own hand, then wiped it twice on my head, and sniffed my own hand, a tooth decay. It's strange to say, this kind of thing like saliva, usually I don't feel anything in my mouth, but after spitting it out, why is it so disgusting.

Doctor Yin wiped his head, patted his body again, and after a brief chat, he said goodbye to the other three.

Dr. Yin said: "Thank you very much, this is the last wave, it is finally delivered, and it can be regarded as a small obligation that people like us can fulfill in this era." ”

"Lao Yin, let's leave if there's nothing to do."

Dr. Yin and I watched the three of us ride bicycles and disappear into the night.

We stopped a large number of ghosts from crossing the residential area, let those who had strange nightmares sleep peacefully, no one knew, no one thanked us for not saying anything, and we paid for the yellow chicken, fined the money, and even almost got into a quarrel twice. Dr. Yin told me that this is the awkward position of people like them in modern society.

"Even if you are very talented and learn well, you may inevitably still be like us in the future, if so, do you still want to learn?" Dr. Yin asked me.

To be honest, this question, with my level of knowledge at the time, was really difficult to answer.

Looking at me with a blank face, Dr. Yin smiled and said to me, "You didn't eat at night, did you?" I didn't eat either, I starved to death! Let's go, buy two loaves of bread! With that, Dr. Yin led me to a small store next to the university and said to me with a wicked smile: "Fortunately, I received 50 yuan from Lao Zhou, otherwise we wouldn't even be able to afford bread now!" After buying that yellow chicken in the afternoon, I was penniless, I didn't say it, you will understand it when you get married in the future, hehe! As he spoke, he asked the boss to take two pieces of bread of one dollar each, and then took out his wallet and prepared to pay.

However, Dr. Yin did not take out the fifty yuan from his wallet, but only brought out a large pile of ashes that had been burned. Watching one after another pieces of black paper scum fall to the ground, Dr. Yin was stunned.

The boss at the commissary had already taken out two loaves of bread: "Two loaves of bread, two dollars!" Doctor Yin just squatted down to inspect the pile of black charcoal, and didn't reply to the boss's words. He picked up a piece of blackened remnant from the ground and took it to the light of the commissary to examine it carefully.

"Chenbo, come and see!" He showed me the remnants of the burning, and I saw only a few Chinese characters in the dim light of the commissary: . . . Hades Bank, the first few words have been burned.

It's a dark coin.