"Uncle Deng, don't scare me, what dead people are not dead, hurry up and tell me the phone number of the Yu family, I have something to find them."

When I finished speaking, the phone had already been pinched, and the painful moans before became deathly silent, I called Uncle Deng twice, but no one answered, so I had to hang up the phone, Zhou Xianxian looked at me, "What did he say?" ”

"I didn't hear all the eerie voices in it, I only heard a sentence that a dead man can't speak."

"It's over, Uncle Deng must be silenced."

"What seal?"

"It's just to stuff the mouth of the dead corpse with a sealing charm, even if you are a ghost, you can't tell the secret, let's hurry to Uncle Deng's house, if you guess correctly, something must have happened to him."

I went back to the house to change my clothes first, and as soon as I entered the door, I saw two ash altars on the head of the bed, and suddenly my feet were soft, my father really put these two things in my house, do I dare to sleep at night, it just happened that Zhou Xianxian was here, I quickly grabbed her, "Xianxian, you quickly deal with these two ghost things for me, it's best to send them directly into the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”

Zhou Xianxian glanced at the two ashes, "They weren't inside." ”

"Where did that go?"

"How do I know, I guess I'll come back in the evening, let's go find Uncle Deng first, I'll sleep with you at night, and catch ghosts by the way."

I was much more relieved to hear her say this, I quickly changed my clothes and went out, and met my mother with a bowl of porridge at the door, I drank two sips and ran away, Zhou Xianxian drove a pickup truck, with miscellaneous props on the car, and table tennis all the way.

Uncle Deng's house is not far from my house, we arrived soon, his door is locked, no one answers.

"What to do? Do you want to call the police or find a lock picking company? ”

"What kind of lockpicking company are I looking for?"

After Zhou Xianxian finished speaking, she took out a small gourd from her canvas bag, and the gourd mouth was stuffed with a red cloth with a spell written on it, only to see that she had words in her mouth, and after finishing speaking, she made a few spell gestures to the gourd, and then uncovered the red cloth with the gourd's mouth, "Go and open the door, master, I will naturally have good things for you." ”

"This gourd will open the door?"

As soon as I finished speaking, the door slammed open, and Zhou Xianxian touched the gourd with satisfaction, "Be good, I'll give it to you when I go home." Then he calmly stuffed the gourd into his bag, completely ignoring my wide open mouth, "Go in." ”

* I've heard of it, it's really the first time I've seen the gourd open the door, I pestered Zhou Xianxian to show me the gourd, "You have a gourd baby in the gourd, why do you let him do whatever he wants?" ”

"Haha, there is no gourd baby, there is a little ghost, I just used the ghost control technique, you didn't open the eyes of the sky, you can't see him."

As soon as I heard the word ghost, I trembled, jumped away from her for a few steps, Zhou Xianxian shook his head speechlessly, "My little ghost has been very obedient to me for many years, he is just a child, he has no mana, you don't have to be afraid." ”

"I think you're more scary than a ghost, who knows if you still have evil ghosts or something in your bag."

"Do you think that raising ghosts is raising pet dogs, raising ghosts not only requires powerful spells to cultivate, but also needs opportunities, it is not easy to raise ghosts, and it is even more difficult to resist ghosts, just this little ghost is left to me by my grandmother, and it is a treasure that cannot be changed."

After Zhou Xianxian finished speaking, he strode into the house, and I hurriedly followed.

Uncle Deng's family was the only one, the house was full of wine bottles and cigarette butts, chaotic, but there was no trace of a fight, anyway, I couldn't see anything, so I had to ask Zhou Xianxian, "Zhou Daxian, do you see what's coming?" ”

"I smell a powerful ghostly aura."

What, it's a ghost again, my little heart can't stand it, but fortunately, Zhou Xianxian said again, "That ghost has already left, you see that there is a cigarette and a cigar butt on the ground, which means that someone has come, Uncle Deng must have gone with them, call 110 to report the disappearance first, and see if it can be found within seven days, if Uncle Deng's body is not found after seven days, then there is no need to look for it again." ”

"If you want to see people in life, you have to see corpses in death, how can you not look for them."

"Who told you that you must see a corpse when you die? There are many ways to dispose of corpses, I hope it's not the worst, let's go, there's nothing to see here. ”

Zhou Xianxian left, I hurriedly followed, just turned around, but I felt that there were a pair of eyes staring at me all the time, I tightened the corner of Zhou Xianxian and quietly looked back, only to see the wind blowing up the curtains and dancing, there was nothing in the room, and it was creepy.

When I got in the car, I was still scared, so I had to find some topics, "First of all, what could be the worst?" ”

"Raise corpses."

"Raise the corpse!!" Nima raised ghosts just now, and now even the corpses have come out, and there is too much information received this day, let me digest it.

"But I think it shouldn't be possible, raising a corpse is a lack of morality, imprisoning the soul of the dead in the corpse, forced to obey orders, if the corpse is destroyed, the ghost will also follow the soul and scatter, and you can't be reincarnated forever, a warlock like me who has half a pot of water doesn't dare to raise it at all, and I want to lose my life."

I listened to the clouds, I didn't know anything except fear, Zhou Xianxian saw me cowardly take out a yellow book from my bag and give it to me, "My grandma left it, you take it back and learn it yourself, don't be like an idiot." ”

"me, who the doesn't have to learn this stuff."

"What do you say?"

Zhou Daxian was angry, I quickly shut up, and opened the book while I got home for a while, this is not a book, it should be regarded as a codex, and the first page of the page is written, "Those who study the Fa must not have evil thoughts in their hearts, otherwise they will attract evil retribution and harm to their families." ”

This is probably written by Zhou Xianxian's grandmother to her, and the second page begins with some precautions, what everything has a spirit, good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and then there are some methods and talismans for dancing gods, as well as various ghost stories that her grandmother encountered for people to dance gods, I flipped through them casually, and there was actually a story of a dog spirit.

I really beeped the dog, "Can a dog become a sperm when it dies?" ”

"Of course, not everyone dies and becomes a ghost, and not every animal dies and becomes a sperm, all need opportunities."

"It's an opportunity again, so if there's an opportunity, anything can happen?"

Zhou Xianxian laughed twice after hearing this, "It seems that my grandma's book is quite effective, you can flip through it casually, and you will become much smarter, don't you see this is an opportunity?" Maybe you'll be my sister in the future. ”

I quickly closed the book, "Pull it down, I didn't catch the ghost, I became a ghost first." ”

Zhou Xianxian didn't raise the bar with me, with an expression of walking and seeing.

When we went home, yesterday's mourning hall had been replaced with white silk, usually used white silk, and there was no need to change it after hanging it, my father was not at home, and I heard my mother say that he went to the village chief with money to buy the birch land next to our funeral home to make a public cemetery.

Mom is super happy, our funeral home is a one-stop service, the gimmick is in place in one step, these years have been expanding, the crematorium has been built, but the last cemetery has not been found, my father insisted that I get married, it is estimated that this is the idea.

If I used to be stupidly happy, but now, just after I read Zhou Xianxian's grandmother's codex, I said that the graveyard must not be next to the yang house, otherwise the people in the yang house are easy to be ghosts and so on.

"Mom, tell Dad, it's already a lot of gloom for our family to open a funeral home, and we won't be able to hold on to another cemetery!"

"What is yin and not yin, nonsense, I support your father to build a cemetery, we have made a lot of money from the victim, and when the cemetery is built, I happen to go to them from time to time to incense."

I didn't bother to tell her, I was annoyed, my mother was just as virtuous as my dad.

Zhou Xianxian put his hand on my shoulder and pointed to my mother's departing back, "See, you used to be the same as your mother, some things must be experienced in person before you can believe it, take your time." ”

"I don't want my mom to be haunted by ghosts."

"Then you can look at my grandmother's codex, there are all kinds of exorcism charms and the like in it."

While we were talking, my mother had already set up the meal, and after eating, my mother arranged a guest room for Zhou Xianxian, but I took Zhou Xianxian to my house, "Now let's see if he is there?" ”

"No, I'll sleep with you tonight, even if they are there, they won't dare to come out."

After Zhou Xianxian finished speaking, he put down the bag, took out the small gourd and put it on the table, and instructed me, "You go and bring in a few incense sticks, I promised the little ghost to give him incense, and by the way, you also put incense on your two ghost husbands." ”

"What the hell, I'll never admit it!"

"The secret marriage has been completed, and the book of yin and yang marriage has been burned to the judge, even if they are scattered, it will be your husband."

"What's going on!" I scratched my head, went out angrily and took the incense and handed it to Zhou Xianxian, "You feed your little ghost, those two guys don't want to have a good life with me, I don't want to give them food!" ”