Chapter 57: Yin and Yang Seminar (I)
When I entered the classroom, a strong smell of smoke came to my nose. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 The first thing I felt when I looked at it was that there was going to be a parent-teacher conference here. This is the scene when my parents came to the school to give me a parent-teacher conference.
A small classroom was full of people, all of whom were between 30 and 40 years old, and there were also five or six middle-aged people with gray sideburns. More than half of them were spewing smoke, making the small classroom smoky. The classroom was noisy, and the four people sitting in the back row were playing poker at two tables.
The big map hanging on the blackboard was one of the things that caught my eye the most. The reason why I say it is because standing in front of the map is Mr. Zhou, who is said to have disappeared. His left arm was indeed bandaged, and his face looked a little haggard.
After seeing Mr. Zhou, Dr. Yin was as surprised as I was. Because the voices in the classroom were very noisy, Dr. Yin could only get his attention by increasing the volume, and he yelled at Mr. Zhou, who was standing on the podium: "Old Zhou! ”
Mr. Zhou looked at Dr. Yin, and then nodded at him. Doctor Yin then shouted, "Why did you go? How do they say you've been gone for a while? What's the matter with your arm? Although Dr. Yin had turned up the full volume, it still couldn't cover the noisy voices in the classroom.
I saw Mr. Zhou raise his right arm, which could still be used, stretched out his index finger and circled around his ear, which means that the sound here is too loud to hear clearly. There was no way, Dr. Yin could only lead me to find a random seat and sit down. As soon as I sat down, a man in his forties next to me pointed to me and asked Dr. Yin, "Yo, Xiao Yin, is this your child?" ”
Dr. Yin replied, "It's my nephew." ”
Okay, I came to Dr. Yin today to find out what I was eager to know, but now I didn't ask anything clearly, so I recognized my uncle first.
The man continued to ask, "Why did you bring the child here?" ”
Dr. Yin said, "If the child is interested in this aspect, I will bring him to listen." ”
The man said: "No, you, just our thing, now you can't earn a penny, not to mention, you still have a long life, you still take your children to learn this?" ”
Doctor Yin smiled and said: "Child, three minutes of heat, it is estimated that he will not learn in a week, in fact, I just brought him to play today." ”
The middle-aged man also smiled: "If you want to say it, too." As he spoke, he lit a cigarette, leaned over and said mysteriously to Dr. Yin, "Hey, have you heard, Lao Qian has entered." ”
Doctor Yin snorted coldly and said, "It's not strange, just like that, I knew that he had this day." ”
The man said: "I heard that the study class was held first, and a group of faithful believers were gathered, and then they had that incident with the female believers, and then the old man of the female believers reported it." ”
Doctor Yin sighed and said, "Alas, if this person dies, no one can stop him!" ”
The man said: "I said that your old Yin is not bad, this doctor is in front of you, and there must be a lot of red envelopes, right?" You said you were doing a good job, so why did you just quit and get involved with us? And don't make money. ”
Doctor Yin said: "You don't talk nonsense... I said, how are you doing, still running a small store? ”
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They are chatting like this, one by one, and you can hear as if they have known each other for a long time, and everyone here seems to know each other, but they are all engaged in different professions.
Mr. Zhou stood on the podium and looked at his watch, then looked at the door, took out a whip and knocked it on the table a few times, and shouted: "Everyone be quiet, let's start the meeting now!" ”
It can be seen that as the host of this so-called meeting, Mr. Zhou obviously lacks prestige. The first time I struck, the sound was only about a third of the way down. The second knock and the third knock had no effect at all. In the end, Mr. Zhou can only use the same as the old,
With his right hand, he clumsily took out a yellow talisman from his black bag, shook it violently, and a burst of fire burst into flames.
It had some effect now, except for the four who played poker at the table, and the noisy sound of the classroom basically disappeared.
Now, the only thing left in the classroom is the shouting of "Tick, Circle, K". The poker players realized that their voices were a little too swaggering, so they also shut up and turned around.
When the yellow talisman almost burned Mr. Zhou's hand, he threw the remnants that had been burned into a pile of black scum to the ground, stepped on it twice, cleared his throat, and said, "Every time, you have to force me to show your hand to stop!" ”
A thirty-five or sixteen-year-old young man at the bottom raised a hand and said in a mocking tone: "Report to Mr. Zhou, I think it's best to use a lighter for ignition!" As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter.
One of the last few poker players just now shouted: "I said Lao Zhou, what's the matter with your hand?" Did you deceive people who shouldn't be deceived and make people break bones? As soon as he finished speaking, there were several more dry laughter around the classroom.
Mr. Zhou saluted him in return: "Get out of the way!" Then he said to everyone, "I said, why are there fewer people this month?" Our gathering of Mr. Yin and Yang in the city is held once a year in March, June, September, and December, and we can't do it just four times? You're so busy, huh? Can't take the first Sunday afternoon out every three months? ”
Someone shouted at the bottom: "Old money is in!" ”
Mr. Zhou said, "What? Didn't you still come to the meeting in September? It's been in just a few months? ”
The middle-aged man sitting next to Dr. Yin said: "He lied to people by running a class outside, saying that he was doing a report, and later he got involved with the female disciple, and the defendant sent it." ”
Mr. Zhou sighed and said, "This old money is really in the eyes of money!" How many times have I told you, although there are fewer and fewer people who believe in our set now, but we have to have a little backbone ourselves, and we must not be willing to fall! I hope everyone will take old money as a warning. ”
"Come on, who's cleaner than whom? You're not the same old Zhou... ”
I suddenly remembered that one night six years ago, my parents took me to Mr. Zhou's shroud shop, and he once said that he knew more than 50 people in the city who did this, and these people, are they...
There was a lot of commotion in the classroom again, and finally got to the point.
Mr. Zhou said: "I won't say much about the opening remarks, it's still the same old thing. First of all, I would like to thank our teacher Sun for providing us with such a good venue, so we don't have to lie in the waste warehouse. In today's form, in order to keep our traditional culture from declining, since the 60s, Mr. Yin and Yang in every city in the country has scheduled a seminar on the first Sunday afternoon of March, June, September and December every year. Because of the very practical problem, the vast majority of people who do this business have changed to do other things, and everyone is taking the time to come, which I understand very well, so we will not delay everyone's time. Let's get straight to the point, I don't think there's any need to order this name, but it's upset if you do. ”
Someone at the bottom coaxed: "It's over, you've been chattering enough." ”